What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[jnevin]

I'm drinking lots of water to flush all the sodium I just ate out of my system

You should do a pound of coke.

 

[the_clockwork]

I preach to drug addicts almost all day..

steroids are okay b/c I have no steroid abusers

but that's like pot calling kettle black if I tell them no coke when i do it!

 

[the_clockwork]

So far I'm liking the beeping whereever they walk..

 

[jnevin]

Coke sucks.

Steroids are delicious.