What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[mountain muscle]

Is making a beeping noise when they step back considered rude?

 

[justchilling]

i call them slim chicks

 

[mountain muscle]

Just ask them when they are due. And congrats on the pregancy.

"Wow, twins! Congrats!"

 

[Bikini Mod]

I honestly could give a shit less if a woman told me I had a small pecker.. there are thousands of other girls that would love it.. as for being a fat ass.. there are very few guys that want that

I beg to differ. Back in the day I used to know a girl that was a dancer. She didn't really have a pretty face, matter of fact, it was sorta not so pretty. She had almost no boobage but she had this assssssssss. OMG it would go on for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssss. She hardly even moved around but my god - did she make money!!!

I mean she had THE HYUGEST ASS I had ever seen and the fact that she was so flat-chested just made her ass look even HYUGER.

So please explain to me why even against the cutest girls with the nicest boobies and tightest bodies, this one girl would make bank regardless.

I am so not kidding. This girl would clean up. And it was go-go, no lap-dances... If I didn't see it with my own eyes I would never have believed it.

I think that deep down a very high degree of men are closet chubby chasers that just won't come out because of fear of ridicule from society at large.

Or not... Just a theory.

 

[heatherrae]

I beg to differ. Back in the day I used to know a girl that was a dancer. She didn't really have a pretty face, matter of fact, it was sorta not so pretty. She had almost no boobage but she had this assssssssss. OMG it would go on for daaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssss. She hardly even moved around but my god - did she make money!!!

I mean she had THE HYUGEST ASS I had ever seen and the fact that she was so flat-chested just made her ass look even HYUGER.

So please explain to me why even against the cutest girls with the nicest boobies and tightest bodies, this one girl would make bank regardless.

I am so not kidding. This girl would clean up. And it was go-go, no lap-dances... If I didn't see it with my own eyes I would never have believed it.

I think that deep down a very high degree of men are closet chubby chasers that just won't come out because of fear of ridicule from society at large.

Or not... Just a theory.

Was she chubby or did she just have a big ass? Before I got my boobs done I had no boobs, a 22 inch waist and a 36 inch butt...LOL. The small waist made my butt even that more funny, but no one would have ever called me fat, and MANY men were ga ga over my figure. Big butt doesn't mean your fat.

 

[cindylou]

a 22 inch waist? Holy fuck thats tiny. My sister had a 23 inch waist at 9% bodyfat and 95 pounds.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Was she chubby or did she just have a big ass? Before I got my boobs done I had no boobs, a 22 inch waist and a 36 inch butt...LOL. The small waist made my butt even that more funny, but no one would have ever called me fat, and MANY men were ga ga over my figure. Big butt doesn't mean your fat.

22"?!?! Holy Flurging shnit! My waist hasn't been that small since I was like 8 years old!!!

My waist rarely gets below 26" and I am still a size 0 to 6... hehehee

The girl I am talking about had a HYUGE ASS. I am talking it was HYUGE!! I have never seen an ass like that on a woman before. She was Brazilian.

And you want to talk cellulite? Even under the go-go lights you could see more dimples than at a Shirley Temple look-alike contest.... and no, I ain't talkin bout the kinda dimples that make a gal cute.

 

[vixensghost]

22"?!?! Holy Flurging shnit! My waist hasn't been that small since I was like 8 years old!!!

My waist rarely gets below 26" and I am still a size 0 to 6... hehehee

The girl I am talking about had a HYUGE ASS. I am talking it was HYUGE!! I have never seen an ass like that on a woman before. She was Brazilian.

And you want to talk cellulite? Even under the go-go lights you could see more dimples than at a Shirley Temple look-alike contest.... and no, I ain't talkin bout the kinda dimples that make a gal cute.

LOL. 'Dat be called "hail damage"!

 

[musclemom]

I think that deep down a very high degree of men are closet chubby chasers that just won't come out because of fear of ridicule from society at large.

Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding

We have our winning response. Curves are sensual.

Besides, there is appeal to going out with a girl who doesn't stress over every mouthful of food and is constantly saying "Do you think I'm fat?"

My son is a good looking guy, when he was single he dated women of all shapes and sizes. He said he always had more fun with the big girls, they knew how to laugh.

 

[heatherrae]

a 22 inch waist? Holy fuck thats tiny. My sister had a 23 inch waist at 9% bodyfat and 95 pounds.

Yeah, I'm built very strangely. Wasp like waist, big legs, big butt. I used to be called Jessica Rabbit because it was so exagerated in proportion. I probably won't ever get that waist back again...lol.