What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[the_clockwork]

fuck you are fat


that pisses them off


and no BM I don't need to tell anyone I was just wondering..

I like yonker's idea the best

 

[puddlemonkey]

fuck you are fat


that pisses them off


and no BM I don't need to tell anyone I was just wondering..

I like yonker's idea the best

Get in the other thread and back your Cavs up!

 

[heatherrae]

there is no need to tell women that. They know it. As far as wearing bad clothes for their size, they just don't know that it looks that bad. However, trust me, they do know they are big girls.

 

[DannoMight]

please don't wear that again.

 

[habitualhealth]

Bitch you're fat.

this is a common one for me.

tends to get the point across.

 

[SoKlueles]

well how would you like a woman saying "you have a small pecker"?
you wouldnt

well, have you heard this?

 

[mountain muscle]

GOD DAMN girl, I'd have to buy the 1-ton to date you.

 

[mountain muscle]

Or peek around her backside and say....

"That thing got a Hemi?"


Yes I am single.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

you walk up to them, poke them in the guts, and make squishing noises with a horrified look on your face

but the beached whale one above is fucking funny i have to do that one day lol

 

[the_clockwork]

well how would you like a woman saying "you have a small pecker"?
you wouldnt

well, have you heard this?

I honestly could give a shit less if a woman told me I had a small pecker.. there are thousands of other girls that would love it.. as for being a fat ass.. there are very few guys that want that