What are some "nice" ways of telling a woman she is fat??

[alien amp pharm]

precisely

 

[the_clockwork]

A similar thread was made previous and I don't know who said it, but someone said,

"Start mooooing when she walks into the room"


LMAO!

haha that'd be hilarious but not very subtle at all

 

[Bikini Mod]

Not trying to ruffle feathers, but why would you ask this? Is your lady gaining weight and it bothers you? Do you have a niece or sister or a good friend that you feel has gotten to the point where they have put on weight and it has gotten to the "unhealthy zone"?

I mean, men get fat too. Are they made of wood or do they get hurt feelings about this topic as well?

 

[yourmomgoestocollege]

Don't say anything...just go get a thinner chick.

Now that is funny!

 

[SpyWizard]

never..

but if she is about to buy something o don't like..

"Ya know, i think those pants make your butt look big.."


saves me $$$$

 

[yonkers weights]

I dated a girl in college and she had a hard body, then she got lazy and put like 7 lbs. You could notice. So we started to do gym dates. Worked out hard and then home to fuck. Win Win for me. She got her body back and I got laid.

 

[Mr. Black]

Tell her she is pleasantly plump

 

[jnevin]

Say, "Nah, I like a woman with some meat on her bones. And chin. And behind her arms. And thighs. And stomach."

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

I love the "big boned" theory. Someone show me a fat skeleton, please.

I have big bones you son of a bitch, I've seen the X-rays my shoulder bones are freaking big, like grapefruit size.

 

[beefcake28]

"You don't sweat much... for a fat chick" has always worked rather effectively for me.