What are some lies you have heard from girls and what did they really mean??

[Sub-Zero]

I do not have sex with fat women


therefore I did not have sex with HH.



teeheehee

heheh *high fives*

 

[habitualhealth]

I do not have sex with women


therefore I did not have sex with HH.



teeheehee

fixed.

 

[Sub-Zero]

im still fat.

fixed

 

[habitualhealth]

fixed

ur the worst fixer poster ever. you can't completely change the whole thing dang.


i expected more from you young one.

 

[the_clockwork]

"im a fucking bitch, and i really wanna fuck your friends, my dad, and brother, and a couple moms and then 2 more other guys at once"

I've NEVER heard a girl say she wants to fuck her own dad.. That's some serious daddy problems! SERIOUS!

 

[ksharp01]

I'm sure most of you guys hear: "Oh your dick is SOOO big!" (translation: it's not)

Edit: except Pick3 - as in no girl has ever seen it....

lol
I wasn't expecting that one from you......I'm still laughing

 

[KillahBee]

please nug, i'd have your attention if i walked into your part of town.

i promise i won't lie to you though.

No doubt I'd look. But not more than a quarter turn as I ordered my coffee.

 

[crew9]

i'm never nice when i'm in a club. i get annoyed so quickly.

could be cuz i'm not fond of clubs anyway....so when some schlub bothers me in them....wait, i do that in the gym too....


....and in the grocery store....


......and on EF....

 

[string_bean00]

lol HH gets just the quarter turn rating, still up there though

 

[Sub-Zero]

I've NEVER heard a girl say she wants to fuck her own dad.. That's some serious daddy problems! SERIOUS!

that was the translation