What a gigantic pain in my dumb ass

[KillahBee]

I've been quite lazy in renewing my car plates. About a year's worth of laziness. Naturally, lastnight I get pulled over at 2am doing 82 in a 55. In accordance with the ridiculous luck I have had all my life with the law, the cops were mad cool. No ticket, just a warning. But, they had to take my car. Understood. One of em then gave me a ride home in his squad car, lol.

So, today this is what I had to do in order to get the vehicle back to legal driving condition:

- Go to the impound lot to grab the title out of the car
- Go to the DMV and get 5-day temp plates ($)
- Go to the police station and get a release for my car from the lot
- Go to the lot and get my car ($)
- Go to a different police station and get my VIN checked ($)
- Go back to the DMV and register the car ($)

Fun fucking day. Lesson learned. Kill myself.

 

[-SD-]

I got my car pulled from one of those parking lots where you stuff the dollar bills in the box. i had to take a bus to the hood, then walk about a mile and a half in the houston summer heat in white boy yuppie white collar clothes to get my car, where I had to pay $200 to get it out. The amount that the ticket said I stiffed the parking lot for? apparently I was short fifty cents on a two dollar parking fee.
Umm, yea Im a fucking accountant and Im going to forget the fee is $2 and somehow put a dollar bill and two quarters in the box when every day I go to work i always put two dollars.
fucking kill me kthx

 

[PICK3]

good thing you didn't have your buzz on

 

[Smurfy]

you keep the title to your car IN the car?

 

[stilleto]

that does suck.
i've had my car repo'd once, and it was similarly awful.

you shouldn't keep your title in there though. or your Social security card.

 

[KillahBee]

a) I was buzzed. And high as FUCK. Cop never asked me once if I had any drinks that night.

b) I don't keep my title in there. I went searching for it only to realize I don't even have one, which was a whole other debacle. (Luckily, my Aunt works at the DMV)

c) Pubic hair.

 

[ortiz34]

lol

 

[Mr. dB]

Yeah, if they pull you over for speeding but find some other violation, they'll usually waive the speeding charge. As long as they've got SOMETHING to cite you for, they're happy.

I put off my renewal for a month and a half, but managed to not get pulled over during that time. I'm legal now though. Here they won't impound your car for expired registration, but they will if it's not insured. They can look that up on the computer, but I still carry the proof of insurance.

 

[nimbus]

what song were you bumping

 

[iggy]

hmm. maybe i should do what you didn't do before this happens to me.
luckily i never speed.

 

[Mr. dB]

luckily i never speed.

You need some HCG then, apparently your balls aren't working.

 

[binö]

they took your whip
?
that seems draconian

 

[Dial_tone]

January I got pulled over for brake light bulb. Turns out my license was suspended TWO YEARS AGO for failure to show on a previous late registration. Since I didn't know it was suspended he let me leave the car there and call someone for a ride home; then we walked back to to pick it up the next day. It was about 1.5 miles from home. My failure to show ticket had gone to collection so all told I was out over $800 to get my license back in good standing.

 

[walliwalibus]

Bunch of criminals in here.

 

[bigtravis]

I've been quite lazy in renewing my car plates. About a year's worth of laziness. Naturally, lastnight I get pulled over at 2am doing 82 in a 55. In accordance with the ridiculous luck I have had all my life with the law, the cops were mad cool. No ticket, just a warning. But, they had to take my car. Understood. One of em then gave me a ride home in his squad car, lol.

So, today this is what I had to do in order to get the vehicle back to legal driving condition:

- Go to the impound lot to grab the title out of the car
- Go to the DMV and get 5-day temp plates ($)
- Go to the police station and get a release for my car from the lot
- Go to the lot and get my car ($)
- Go to a different police station and get my VIN checked ($)
- Go back to the DMV and register the car ($)

Fun fucking day. Lesson learned. Kill myself.

Do you eat "tacos" on a daily basis?

 

[Scotsman]

Bad things don't happen to you because you're unlucky, bad things happen to you because you are a dumbass.

Cheers,
Scotsman