Went to A Swinger's Club

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

OK, my sust is starting to kick in and I'm getting a bit horny so I decided to check out this swinger's club that allows single men in Dayton OH. I figured that would be a sure fire place for a reasonably good looking guy to get some action. Well, guess what? It was a disaster. These women were downright scary. We're talking fat AND old! They were running around the club naked with fat jiggling around. I almost barfed a few times. I'm not talking voluptuous or big boned kind of fat either. They were total heiffers. One approached me and said "suck on my titties sweetie" and I replied "Oh God!, do I have to?" They were so fat that I'm not sure I would even know how to fuck one of them. How can you tell which fat roll contains their vagina?

Damn, I drove several hours and stayed overnight at a hotel for this experience. After leaving the club I stopped by a strip club for a few minutes just to remind myself what a woman is supposed to look like. I think I may need therapy after seeing some of those oinkers in the buff.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"suck on my titties sweetie"

Homo!

 

[vinylgroover]

Same thing happened to me the one time i went to a single's swinger bar. I'm convinced that the chicks were hookers not swingers. They were all 40+ and salad dodgers.

Anyway i didn't fuck because i was so turned off. I drank a few beers and then wanked in the room which had the TV with the porno playing. After wanking for around 10 minutes, i dumped a big load all over the TV screen and left in disgust.

 

[AnimalMother]

 

[biteme]

[QUOTE. One approached me and said "suck on my titties sweetie" and I replied "Oh God!, do I have to?" They were so fat that I'm not sure I would even know how to fuck one of them. How can you tell which fat roll contains their vagina?

ROTGLMAO!!! That is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile.

 

[AAP]

So what did the men look like?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

How can you tell which fat roll contains their vagina?

When ever the Dcup bangs Fatty Heifers, I use clothes pins to get to the sweet spot! And then I roll them in flour to mark that spot!

 

[biteme]

So what did the men look like?

Like Knight69. Big and hairy.

 

[HumorMe]

And then I roll them in flower to mark that spot!

Is that the same thing as flour?

btw, you can also ask them to piss and follow it upstream.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Is that the same thing as flour?

Thanks alot Jackass! All I can say is don't do drugs! I blame it on a brain twitch!

btw, you can also ask them to piss and follow it upstream.

Yes, but make sure the clothes pins are on tight! Otherwise it will start to pool up and you will lose your bearings!