well then....

[ChefWide]

hmmm... anybody home?

 

[javaguru]

Welcome back.....

 

[mountain muscle]

Hey Chef, how have you been?

What are you making me for dinner?

 

[silverstar1025]

Hi

 

[javaguru]

Hi

nOOb...

 

[silverstar1025]

nOOb...

 

[stilleto]

hmmm... anybody home?

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI SWEETIE!!!!

 

[BlueBird]

1994? hmm, did you invent the internet?

 

[javaguru]

1994? hmm, did you invent the internet?

No, that was Al Gore....but I remember him..I'm old...

 

[mountain muscle]

1994? hmm, did you invent the internet?

Fer duh. He was Al's assistant in the creation.

 

[all the whey]

hmmm... anybody home?

 

[jackangel]

he gave GS the blumpkin which led to EF.

 

[ceo]

hmmm... anybody home?

welcome back!

 

[Smurfy]

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI SWEETIE!!!!

simmah down nah.


Hey Cheffy!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ChefWide]

damn... I really AM hungry... who's hungry around here?

 

[stilleto]

btw, can i have all your karma?

oh wait. nevermind.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Cool, an EF classic has returned.

 

[Dial_tone]

Hey Schlomo!

 

[velvett]

I know you.

 

[needtogetarmy]

damn 1994!

*bowing down*

 

[ChefWide]

I know you.

Better than most...

 

[ChefWide]

Hey Schlomo!

Now we're talkin'....

 

[OMEGA]

I am hetero

 

[GoldenDelicious]

hey malaka

 

[EnderJE]

Wow. I was sure that Frisky killed you off in her black widow fashion...

Welcome back!

 

[OMEGA]

 

[digger]

There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time....

 

[ChefWide]

There's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A long time....

Good to see you, old friend... and i do mean 'old'...

Hope all is shiny side up, mon.

 

[myway]

 

[wootoom]

hows it going bro? its Wootoom

 

[jack sparrow]

(Digs forced me to change my name)

 

[pdaddyII]

Damn, good to see you back, how's that cook book doing you were working on?

 

[Big Rick Rock]

hmmm... anybody home?

Holy Cow!!!!!


Look who it is!

 

[jack sparrow]

So many million dollar wise cracks are lost to... well, ya'll know.

 

[Lestat]

welcome back bro!

 

[Longhorn85]

Welcome back,

 

[pdaddyII]

lol, dood left already

 

[canadianhitman]

Good to see you back, Chef.

 

[Mr. dB]

Look what the cat dragged in!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I thought we agreed to change his password, wtf?

 

[Mr. dB]

You still in Iceland?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

look, I need some non bad ways to incorporate quinoa into my diet, stat.

I also like burton Ipod jackets

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Cshmoove how you doing?

 

[ChefWide]

Look at all these old friends... and look at all these total lunatics!

From the First Chronicles of Cheffy Smoove, the Unbeliever

I once knew a man who walked about like a crow. One day he took about himself the notion to walk about like a pidgeon and from that day on he could not remember his own way of walking.

Some of us turn what we eat into hard work and good humor, some into philosophy and God... I am neither one of the best nor worst, just finding my own way of walking. As a grandfather of 90 plants an almond tree, his grandson lives as though each day might be his last, I have found that two equally steep, yet bold paths, may lead to the same peak.​

 

[Arabian]

Welcome back Chef..

 

[perkele]

Don't blur the face Chef, 3% of us know what you look like.

 

[stilleto]

holy fark. look at that avi!

 

[ChefWide]

Don't blur the face Chef, 3% of us know what you look like.

... those posters in the Post Office will haunt me forever, don't ya know.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Look what the farging cat dragged in!

 

[wootoom]

ill never forget when me and Jerseyart were at like 10000 posts each in a thread and Chef came in and said OMG!

 

[digimon7068]

thank God! there's finally a chef in the house!!

where you been?

 

[wootoom]

thank God! there's finally a chef in the house!!

where you been?

lolol needto=owned

 

[digimon7068]

lolol needto=owned

it was just a joke. . .i'm a mentor now. . .i'm not allowed to fuck with management anymore.

 

[wootoom]

it was just a joke. . .i'm a mentor now. . .i'm not allowed to fuck with management anymore.

lololol

 

[digimon7068]

lololol

how you doin' today? what's the weather like? gettin' the viper out for a drive before gas goes to $10 per gallon???

 

[ChefWide]

You still in Iceland?

Living in Northern Virginia just accross the river from DC... counting blessings one day at a time these days.

 

[Cutiebaby]

Hey stranger, how's things been?

 

[ChefWide]

hey malaka

Yasoo, Adoni!

When do we hit Buddha Sushi on Mikonos? the owner is the shiiiiiiiit....

 

[GUARDIAN]

 

[Scotsman]

Hello there old friend!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ChefWide]

Hello there old friend!!

Cheers,
Scotsman

Like a warm mead on battles eve, Highlander, it is a joy to 'see' you.

Rumors of my death were greatly exagerated ( Post hoc ergo propter hoc, comes to mind...)

..

 

[Bikini Mod]

You crazy fukker... How be you?

 

[jdynasty]

Living in Northern Virginia just accross the river from DC... counting blessings one day at a time these days.

howdy neighbor, doesn't the pollen suck here in DC