Well that's it, the FOREVER relationship has ended.

[AAP]

Actually I'm 28. I'm ready to settle down. I was just ignorant and ignored all the warning signs of dating a 20 year old.

SSME wasn't talking to you. He was talking to Bran.

Bran is in his early 20's and really needs to learn about the MK Finish Him sequence. Better he learn now than getting pwned by some 11 year old nerd at the bowling alley arcade.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Dude what finishing move did you use on her?

Smoke - Fatality
Up - Up - Forward - Down
Blow up the fucking planet!

 

[Nathan]

Um, well, she SAID she was a virgin and had never even messed around much before. She told me she wanted me to be her first. We were getting to that point....she was fixing to start birth control next week.

I'm wondering if the virgin thing was all a lie now too.

A virgin? At 20? And she was hot? What the hell?

Anyways, sorry to hear it man. I started banging a girl I work with this past year who told me up front she was seeing someone else. I remember thinking to myself, "Sweet. A fuck buddy." That was pretty stupid. I hate looking and feeling stupid. I'd like to think that was the last time such a thing will happen, but I'm not smart enough to pull it off.

 

[slickdadd]

Just play it cool and propose to her over instant messenger. Make sure to include a rose smiley of some sort.

lol x 2

 

[supersizeme]

Ain't that the troof?

Shit, what kind of fucking play is this?

Mortal Kombat Muthafucker!! Do? You? Play? It?

Pffft... pussy finger motherfucker, bet he normally picked Sonja to play with.

Maybe he should stick to less complicated games. Like Tetris.

Seriously man. Speak it. While reading this post I envisioned a bunch of In Living Color bitches lined up behind you doing the running man with some dry ice steam rising up from the ground.

If you were in my house and did Back Forward Forward Down (A3) <--??? with Sub Zero for a finishing move, Subby would ice his own nuts and then shatter them and a dripping ST00PIDALITY would pop up on the screen.

While we're hijacking aap's thread with some MK, I'd like to bring up the fact that Goro uses twice as much anti-perspirant as a normal man due to having 4 armpits.

 

[150shot]

Back to the title- this is one sorry ass beeatch....try not to worry, hit the weights, I'm in the same boat as you....

 

[alien amp pharm]

Back to the title- this is one sorry ass beeatch....try not to worry, hit the weights, I'm in the same boat as you....

It sucks ass.

She IM'd me and basically told me she's been crying all day, misses me, blah blah blah, but that she chooses her guy friends over me. (even though I never asked her too). She thinks I won't be able to handle it.

Not sure if that's an easy way out or not, but what a BS reason to end something.

 

[Becoming]

Dude the only part of this shit that really pwns you is the fact you didn't geyt any....!

Doh!

She talked to her best friend (girl) about our delima with guy friends and even her friend told her there was certain ways she needed to act in order to be fair to me.

Now here is where you have potential - go out with her freind and bang her... I am sure she will find out about it... then you get laid and teach her ass a good lesson!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Now here is where you have potential - go out with her freind and bang her... I am sure she will find out about it... then you get laid and teach her ass a good lesson!

lol. good idea but she happens to be engaged to one of my good friends. They are they ones that set us up.

I would bang one of her other friends, but hey guess what....they are all guys!

 

[alien amp pharm]

What is absolutely sad is that other thread I made about her and her exboyfriend. The IM's she sent where she said "don't end this, I love you forever, let's get married" blah blah blah.

Looks like she was full of shit the whole time.