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Welcome Juicers Thread

pintoca

pintoca

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Here's the deal, we know that normally we don't mingle, I have noticed we see more and more "doppelgängers" (sorry the german term is perfect in this case) nowadays.

Here you have the chance to explain why you normally don't post in C&C and what misconceptions you have about us (I hear we are "relentless", immaturea and a bunch of assholes).

Best write up gets the 10.000 K

Feel free to spread the word in the AAS board that I'm giving away 10.000 for your thoughts on this one, the idea is for more juicers to come here, take a look, see if they like it and maybe stay.

Be warned, NEVER take anything said in C&C personally, you will go with your tail between your legs and a shitload of bombs (not from me though) if you make that one mistake. We are all for shit and giggles.

GO

PS: This is a Chairman thread (tee hee) so I hold my right to keep any and all douchebaggery out of it, no hating
 
gotmilk said:
Huh...I juice in chat. Anadrol is fueling my karma whoring. In fact, I'm going to sue BD for making me whore more than normal.

Fuggin juicechatters
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jack_schitt said:
I've been injecting Synthol in my forehead lately...it's an interesting look.
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Going for that whole Klingon thing I take it??? :p That's hawt ;)
 
the-short-one said:
I sit on the fence between the two forums. They've all been very nice to me when I post over there. I think they should come visit.
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the reason why they have been nice to you is a 3 letter word

I'm not going to say it, but it starts with v and ends with g


Where is Buddy Christ when I need an LOL
 
the-short-one said:
I sit on the fence between the two forums. They've all been very nice to me when I post over there. I think they should come visit.
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Why the hell not, the more the merrier ...

But they can't use the phrase PMS to any woman, I'm sorry ... they beat us any day of the week ... it's why red freaks them out so much ...
 
jack_schitt said:
Actually Frankenstein...I've been looking at some sweet new chrome bolts for my neck too :)
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Shit, my son's a sheetmetal worker, maybe I can hook you up, I bet he knows someone that could machine something for you, a little 2-part epoxy, you're golden :qt:
 
hankes64 said:
I dont post here for the same reason Angel shouldn't post in the AAS forum, we dont belong. I dont have much to contribute here except for some dick and fart jokes.
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At the rate we've been going lately, your dick & fart joke contribution would be considered high quality.
 
musclemom said:
Shit, my son's a sheetmetal worker, maybe I can hook you up, I bet he knows someone that could machine something for you, a little 2-part epoxy, you're golden :qt:
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Hook a brutha up!
 
the-short-one said:
I can't speak for all women, worldwide. They were nice to me, though.
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Waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day, my old training partner - who was a sweetheart of a girl and EXTREMELY knowledgeable was actually "shooed" off by a bunch of assholes.

She was stunningly beautiful inside and out.

She is legendary... though life has taken us down different paths.



I am glad to hear that that board has evolved since then. :)
 
Juicer here, don't really post anymore on the AAS board, but still skim through it almost everday.

I can't post over there anymore, the thought hit me one day of, "what if someone tried what I did or what I said and it killed them????" So I almost never post over there anymore.

So here I am, getting some of my news in and just goofing off. Now give me the 10 large.

BTW, I don't remember it being so dramatic over there years ago.

Whiskey
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Waaaaaaaaaaaay back in the day, my old training partner - who was a sweetheart of a girl and EXTREMELY knowledgeable was actually "shooed" off by a bunch of assholes.

She was stunningly beautiful inside and out.

She is legendary... though life has taken us down different paths.



I am glad to hear that that board has evolved since then. :)
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Things have changed on the AS board. A lot of guys really don't understand how to inform a woman how to properly take AS. So, because of their ignorance, they try to act like tough guys and bitch someone out. I've been trying to really get on top of all this useless bullshit that some members spew on that board.

Back to the question. I was told to avoid C&C because all you guys were karma hording whores that would not hesitate to bomb the shit out of anyone who disagreed with you. Although I was bombed and given negative Karma from 4 different members because of a disagreement of a post put up in the AS forum, I've come to realize that most of you are really nice and give out just as much karma as you receive. Anyway, I'm just a juicer, so what do I know.
 
i am what i am said:
Things have changed on the AS board. A lot of guys really don't understand how to inform a woman how to properly take AS. So, because of their ignorance, they try to act like tough guys and bitch someone out. I've been trying to really get on top of all this useless bullshit that some members spew on that board.

Back to the question. I was told to avoid C&C because all you guys were karma hording whores that would not hesitate to bomb the shit out of anyone who disagreed with you. Although I was bombed and given negative Karma from 4 different members because of a disagreement of a post put up in the AS forum, I've come to realize that most of you are really nice and give out just as much karma as you receive. Anyway, I'm just a juicer, so what do I know.
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lol. :D
 
i am what i am said:
Things have changed on the AS board. A lot of guys really don't understand how to inform a woman how to properly take AS. So, because of their ignorance, they try to act like tough guys and bitch someone out. I've been trying to really get on top of all this useless bullshit that some members spew on that board.

Back to the question. I was told to avoid C&C because all you guys were karma hording whores that would not hesitate to bomb the shit out of anyone who disagreed with you. Although I was bombed and given negative Karma from 4 different members because of a disagreement of a post put up in the AS forum, I've come to realize that most of you are really nice and give out just as much karma as you receive. Anyway, I'm just a juicer, so what do I know.
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Was a big loss to the boards when she stopped posting. As I said, she is legendary... Elite has lost a lot of good knowledgeable peeps over the last several years. C'est la vie.

C&C was and always will be like swimming in a tank of sharks. You gotta have REAL THICK SKIN and a great sense of humor if you want to last.

But for handfull of dumbasses this is an extremely amusing place. :)
 
the AAS forum peeps are always cool to me the few times I've posted there.

although, its usually just to make fun of AAP.
 
I think that the dudes from the AS forum being "afraid" of C&C is fucking hilarious.

Come on... We promise to play reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaal nice like. ;)
 
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Smurfy said:
Ive never juiced. I know you're all shocked.
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same here, I came here for the anabolic forum, found out that steroids were illegal and came to chat instead
 
pintoca said:
the reason why they have been nice to you is a 3 letter word

I'm not going to say it, but it starts with v and ends with g


Where is Buddy Christ when I need an LOL
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WTF does Butch "Vig" of Garbage have to do with people being nice to her?
 
There are alot of really nice guys over there......you get your few random asses but nothing different then in here
 
i am what i am said:
Things have changed on the AS board. A lot of guys really don't understand how to inform a woman how to properly take AS. So, because of their ignorance, they try to act like tough guys and bitch someone out. I've been trying to really get on top of all this useless bullshit that some members spew on that board.

Back to the question. I was told to avoid C&C because all you guys were karma hording whores that would not hesitate to bomb the shit out of anyone who disagreed with you. Although I was bombed and given negative Karma from 4 different members because of a disagreement of a post put up in the AS forum, I've come to realize that most of you are really nice and give out just as much karma as you receive. Anyway, I'm just a juicer, so what do I know.
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You should call in more often.
 
I'm a juicer. Have been for about 8-9 years. Spend most of my time here in C&C. Funner threads here. Funner? Is that a word?
 
hardrock said:
I'm a juicer. Have been for about 8-9 years. Spend most of my time here in C&C. Funner threads here. Funner? Is that a word?
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I think the correct way to say it would be "the threads are more fun here". I don't think funner is a word, but what do I know, I'm a meathead.
 
pintoca said:
Here's the deal, we know that normally we don't mingle, I have noticed we see more and more "doppelgängers" (sorry the german term is perfect in this case) nowadays.

Here you have the chance to explain why you normally don't post in C&C and what misconceptions you have about us (I hear we are "relentless", immaturea and a bunch of assholes).

Best write up gets the 10.000 K

Feel free to spread the word in the AAS board that I'm giving away 10.000 for your thoughts on this one, the idea is for more juicers to come here, take a look, see if they like it and maybe stay.

Be warned, NEVER take anything said in C&C personally, you will go with your tail between your legs and a shitload of bombs (not from me though) if you make that one mistake. We are all for shit and giggles.

GO

PS: This is a Chairman thread (tee hee) so I hold my right to keep any and all douchebaggery out of it, no hating
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its because of the sticky on the AS page warning all us newbies of the evil that exists in this area...i only come here in the dark of night when i know you cant see me....god forgive my soul for posting this... :verygood: lol!!
 
BrothaBill said:
same here, I came here for the anabolic forum, found out that steroids were illegal and came to chat instead
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Same here, too much testosterone in the AAS forum.............+ AAS really doesnt work, its all placebo.
 
Ok I got a joke for you guys

This old man went to the doctor to get a check up and his wife came along. The man is hard of hearing so his wife had to tell him what the doctor said. The doc said "Ok sir I need a urine, stool and semen sample" and the old man turned to his wife and said "what did he say?" his wife replied "He needs your underwear!"
 
I normally don't post in here because it really doesn't target my interest. Plain and simple... Ohh yeah and the fact that alot of yall had beef with some of the AS vets that have alot of respect over there may of had something to do with it, IMO they seem to be a bit more loyal, but I may be wrong... But I like that there are more ladies over here, it makes the C&C forum a more beautiful place indeed... :)
 
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now we're talking. About the beef part, yes, that is true, we have some deranged members running wild stirring shit, but that is mostly the exception rather than the rule, If you post in diet, you'll see I'm a regular there (that was my first reason to join EF after all)
 
I'm a juicer, I just never post in the Anabolic section. Steroids are good, steroids are fun.
 
pintoca said:
Do Juicers have Saturday off or what?
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working to pay for the juice...every saturday forever...sometimes sunday...it sucks... :worried:
 
pintoca said:
Do Juicers have Saturday off or what?
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Haha. On Saturdays we like to congregate to our holy chapels where we worship our JUICE gods and offer them sacrifices of the weak and puny.
 
i am what i am said:
Haha. On Saturdays we like to congregate to our holy chapels where we worship our JUICE gods and offer them sacrifices of the weak and puny.
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I'll have to check that church out. Sounds way more entertaining than Scientology or mormonology.
 
the-short-one said:
I'll have to check that church out. Sounds way more entertaining than Scientology or mormonology.
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Haha. Maybe I will bring you into the inner circle one day.
 
Well after posting on and off in the AAS forum there are very few with the misconception of what goes on over here in c&c. These individuals are the ones with somewhat one track narrow minds. These unfortunately are the ones in which the drugs do them they don't do the drugs. They can't handle the sauce. It has built them thick muscles and not thick skin and most of them are ready to e-kill and the drop of a sarcastic comment. Personally I've been going bak and forth between a lot of forums and am growing more fond of all the c&c shits and giggles. To those few that can't handle sarcasm and cannot be fucked with without blowing a fuse I really feel sorry for you you miserable pieces of shite.
 
pintoca said:
so,

what has that got to do with juicers?
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What would you like to know? I'll tell all. I'll sell out all our juicer secrets.
 
dannomight said:
yep mee too.
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For me it's just HRT. A measly 0.5cc of enanthate. My yummy homebrew enanthate, made from an old family recipe.
 
This premise to this thread is actually part of the reason I don't visit C&C (Which I call the Chat and Karma Board).

The Karma system is abused over here - You can have a million karma and be a complete idiot (Not saying that any of you are, but it is feasable) Karma should be like currency - When you give it away it is deducted from your amount. This would better represent the idea of Karma.

Furthermore, I came to elite fitness to learn, and share what knowledge I have. I did not come here to Chat. Therefore the Chat board is very rarely visited by me.

Okay - Now go ahead and flame my ass off, and take away all my hard earned performance enhancing drug knowledge karma :(
 
black sheep said:
This premise to this thread is actually part of the reason I don't visit C&C (Which I call the Chat and Karma Board).

The Karma system is abused over here - You can have a million karma and be a complete idiot (Not saying that any of you are, but it is feasable) Karma should be like currency - When you give it away it is deducted from your amount. This would better.

Furthermore, I came to elite fitness to learn, and share what knowledge I have. I did not come here to Chat. Therefore the Chat board is very rarely visited by me.

Okay - Now go ahead and flame my ass off, and take away all my hard earned performance enhancing drug knowledge karma :(
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no flames. you got k for that.
 
black sheep said:
Furthermore, I came to elite fitness to learn, and share what knowledge I have. I did not come here to Chat. Therefore the Chat board is very rarely visited by me.

Okay - Now go ahead and flame my ass off, and take away all my hard earned performance enhancing drug knowledge karma :(
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No flames, but after a few weeks the information in the Anabolic section becomes repetitive. I only go there now if I have a specific question. C&C is a way to keep my foot in the door, and converse with people who share common interests.
 
black sheep said:
This premise to this thread is actually part of the reason I don't visit C&C (Which I call the Chat and Karma Board).

The Karma system is abused over here - You can have a million karma and be a complete idiot (Not saying that any of you are, but it is feasable) Karma should be like currency - When you give it away it is deducted from your amount. This would better represent the idea of Karma.

Furthermore, I came to elite fitness to learn, and share what knowledge I have. I did not come here to Chat. Therefore the Chat board is very rarely visited by me.

Okay - Now go ahead and flame my ass off, and take away all my hard earned performance enhancing drug knowledge karma :(
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I am fairly certain you did not get any negative karma from anyone in C&C for your honest post. :)

Honesty begets karma.
 
Mr. dB said:
No flames, but after a few weeks the information in the Anabolic section becomes repetitive. I only go there now if I have a specific question. C&C is a way to keep my foot in the door, and converse with people who share common interests.
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I spend more time there giving the knowledge I have learned over the years by reading and experience. WHen I first started considering steroids in 2001 I did a search and came up with EF. I have been here off and on since. I attribute most everything I know to the EF steroid board. I feel like I am giving something back to the board that go me where I am today.
 
black sheep said:
This must be a C&C inside joke that I dont get...
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yep, it has got to do with crickets... like empty spaces, nobody here... that kind of stuff. PM Bran for details on crickets and frogs.

Now, juice less and post more, damn it!
 
pintoca said:
yep, it has got to do with crickets... like empty spaces, nobody here... that kind of stuff. PM Bran for details on crickets and frogs.

Now, juice less and post more, damn it!
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Its hard to jab yourself while typing. Just can't figure out how the helll to do both at the same time. I'll experiment a bit and let you guys know how it turns out. :p
 
hankes64 said:
I have mad intestinal cramping, when I stand erect it feels like im going to shit myself.
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they have adult diapers for that :p Whats with the cramping? something you taking?
 
i am what i am said:
they have adult diapers for that :p Whats with the cramping? something you taking?
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Contest diet, too much fiber you cant shit and too little you cant shit. I'm popping phillips caps like theres no tomorrow!
 
pintoca said:
yep, it has got to do with crickets... like empty spaces, nobody here... that kind of stuff. PM Bran for details on crickets and frogs.

Now, juice less and post more, damn it!
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I post plenty.. Just not here :chomp:
 
hankes64 said:
Contest diet, too much fiber you cant shit and too little you cant shit. I'm popping phillips caps like theres no tomorrow!
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Ouch. Good luck with that.
 
why am i here? why is anyone here?

this is my 1st post ever in the C&C. What goes on here? I feel lost outside my homie juicer forum :)
 
iHulk said:
why am i here? why is anyone here?

this is my 1st post ever in the C&C. What goes on here? I feel lost outside my homie juicer forum :)
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Welcome orbly

first things first: If people call you a juicer, goddamned juice monkey or roidrager, that is OK, that is how peeps around here express their feelings, nothing personal.

Then, what we do here? we shoot the shit the whole day long, talk a lot about MEMEMEMEME (replace me by any member name), manufacture Drama by the shovel and (did I mention we talk shit all day long already?)

Anyway, I digress, most of us post in other forums as well, but the human body is known to be a slacker and evolve rather slowly (in the millions of years scale) so we don't need to refresh our knowledge in those areas every 5minutes and decide to interact a bit here.

Post away bro, welcome, remember, once again, its all for shit and giggles

(oh yeah, no cawk pics allowed)
 
well fuckin A then.... I'll hang out and piss away some time before I hit the rack. thanks PINTOCA

newbie=orbly?


pintoca said:
Welcome orbly

first things first: If people call you a juicer, goddamned juice monkey or roidrager, that is OK, that is how peeps around here express their feelings, nothing personal.

Then, what we do here? we shoot the shit the whole day long, talk a lot about MEMEMEMEME (replace me by any member name), manufacture Drama by the shovel and (did I mention we talk shit all day long already?)

Anyway, I digress, most of us post in other forums as well, but the human body is known to be a slacker and evolve rather slowly (in the millions of years scale) so we don't need to refresh our knowledge in those areas every 5minutes and decide to interact a bit here.

Post away bro, welcome, remember, once again, its all for shit and giggles

(oh yeah, no cawk pics allowed)
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iHulk said:
well fuckin A then.... I'll hang out and piss away some time before I hit the rack. thanks PINTOCA

newbie=orbly?
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orbly is a variation of bro, orb, rob. Feel free to come up with your own neulogisms around the wonderful word of BRO
 
i am what i am said:
I think the correct way to say it would be "the threads are more fun here". I don't think funner is a word, but what do I know, I'm a meathead.
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I frequent there ... I just lurk though. But I get a good laugh out of alot of the threads there. ;)
 
i am what i am said:
Its hard to jab yourself while typing. Just can't figure out how the helll to do both at the same time. I'll experiment a bit and let you guys know how it turns out. :p
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nothing to it....I can hit a quad and never miss a keystroke.
 
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