Weird Thoughts at Work

[Longhorn85]

There is this female officer from Scotland who is not really very attractive. She is also overly talkative with a strong accent and a little know-it-all-ish so I have never even thought of her in a sexual sense...until today.

Last week she showed up at a NATO formal (no date) with a low cut gown exposing magnificent cleavage (who knew?)

I guess it stuck in my mind because today as she was giving an IT update to our small group in a crowded office I found myself thinking..."could I possibly do that? If my life depended on it maybe?"

Her face is homely and her body not good either. As she reiterated the latest information management do's and don't I fantasized that I could hit in the dark it if she wore a bag over her head with a muzzle on underneath. Or a BJ would be nice in the dark if I could fondle her boobs. Then I sported wood.

Right after that we were all told to "gather round" her computer screen to see what she was talking about.

I accidentally brushed lightly against her skirt with my woody underneath my army trousers.

 

[heatherrae]

Dear Penthouse Forum...

 

[biteme]

LOL. Great story.

 

[stilleto]

i bet you find her intelligence attractive.

and her accent is probably intriguing now, but it would turn mega annoying soon enough.

 

[heatherrae]

i bet you find her intelligence attractive.

and her accent is probably intriguing now, but it would turn mega annoying soon enough.

Is "intelligence" a code word for "tits?" If so, then you are correct.

 

[vixensghost]

You dirty bird. lol

 

[biteme]

Is "intelligence" a code word for "tits?" If so, then you are correct.

LMAO

 

[stilleto]

Is "intelligence" a code word for "tits?" If so, then you are correct.

well people are always telling me how intelligent I am.



so, yeah.

 

[Longhorn85]

i bet you find her intelligence attractive.

She is very intelligent, no doubt about that. Very good at her job.

 

[bw1]

lol @ "accidentally"

 

[jcdc71]

The test. will do crazy things with your libido dude, watch out...Ask yourself if your friends knew that you were banging this fugly what would they say. Because i can guarantee with juice in your system it will not give you a clear objective mindset.

 

[Longhorn85]

I will not bang her. I would not even try. But the little vignette that went through my head made it much easier to get through a meeting right after lunch.

lol @ "accidentally"

True, I did not mean to rub up on her skirt. I misunderestimated the length of my woody.

 

[Smurfy]

There is this female officer from Scotland who is not really very attractive. She is also overly talkative with a strong accent and a little know-it-all-ish so I have never even thought of her in a sexual sense...until today.

Last week she showed up at a NATO formal (no date) with a low cut gown exposing magnificent cleavage (who knew?)

I guess it stuck in my mind because today as she was giving an IT update to our small group in a crowded office I found myself thinking..."could I possibly do that? If my life depended on it maybe?"

Her face is homely and her body not good either. As she reiterated the latest information management do's and don't I fantasized that I could hit in the dark it if she wore a bag over her head with a muzzle on underneath. Or a BJ would be nice in the dark if I could fondle her boobs. Then I sported wood.

Right after that we were all told to "gather round" her computer screen to see what she was talking about.

I accidentally brushed lightly against her skirt with my woody underneath my army trousers.

that's hot

 

[MichaelScott]

stilleto is a rocket scientist from what i hear

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL@this entire thread.

 

[Powerbuilder333]

I think if I found a female that had all the traits I'm looking for in a LTR, except she had a homely (not ugly) face, I'd like to think I'd try and make a go of it anyhow.

 

[stosstruppe]

She's Scottish man, probably a munter with that horrible West coast "accent", unless she's East Coast. Can of Irn Bru and a fish supper and she may very well let you kick her back doors in though!

 

[Longhorn85]

I think if I found a female that had all the traits I'm looking for in a LTR, except she had a homely (not ugly) face, I'd like to think I'd try and make a go of it anyhow.

Yeah it would be cool to be with a woman who most guys didn't realize was really great underneath.