We doin it PROPER tonight breh's

[jiggagold]

Got the henny on the rox, couple bust downs from last weekend, and we straightttt


howla if ya hear me

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'll be showering and heading out in an hour or so. Looking fly as always. I'll probably have me some grey goose at teh club.

 

[SpyWizard]

I'm getting laid with a crazy woman that loves me and gave me my son..

then a good nights sleep and a great breakfast..

oh.. and no condom..

good luck though..

Holla..

 

[SpyWizard]

Don't be hatin...

 

[nangiggles]

Im working til midnight, then returning stupid broken light bulbs, then go to sleep with no sex....

 

[lander2312]

(In my most southern Tennessee accent) Iam going to go lay up with my ol' lady and get me a litle something then git some shut eye.

 

[needtogetarmy]

I'm watching TV, my wife is asleep and I'll go to bed with no sex.

 

[nangiggles]

I'm watching TV, my wife is asleep and I'll go to bed with no sex.

ours lives are the same.... sad....

 

[SouthernLord]

ours lives are the same.... sad....

Meat up!!!!!

I got some ass earlier

 

[jnevin]

Just got done with a shitty night of work, gonna eat something, shower, and read until I fall asleep.

I'll be having sex with my hand.

 

[jnevin]

Meat up!!!!!

I got some ass earlier

Was he gentle?

 

[AAP]

I just had sex with two guys that can't get enough of me. Literally.

Now I am back home dreading for when my partner comes in here and asks "why you on the internet so late".

 

[calveless wonder]

I'll be showering and heading out in an hour or so. Looking fly as always. I'll probably have me some grey goose at teh club.

it must be a strip club. because who the fuck goes out at 8pm?

 

[AAP]

I won't shit right for a week

Coughing up farts huh?

 

[SouthernLord]

Was he gentle?

I won't shit right for a week

 

[SouthernLord]

Coughing up farts huh?

You hurt me so good bro

 

[AAP]

Man love hurts.

 

[SouthernLord]

Hahah

 

[redshirt27se]

gambled and drank all night.

 

[puddlemonkey]

it must be a strip club. because who the fuck goes out at 8pm?

I didn't get out of the house until 930. And it's not like I'm going next door bitch, I gotta drive to my destination and in the process pick someone up. Home early for reasons that will remain secret.

 

[nimbus]

I didn't get out of the house until 930. And it's not like I'm going next door bitch, I gotta drive to my destination and in the process pick someone up. Home early for reasons that will remain secret.

you pooped your pants, didn't you.

 

[AAP]

you pooped your pants, didn't you.

He had to make a detour to use the free sample counter at Macy's cologne department.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@me being caught in a Macy's

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm more of a Nordstroms/saks kinda monkey.

 

[nangiggles]

you pooped your pants, didn't you.

no poop talk..... BANT!

 

[nimbus]

no poop talk..... BANT!

ah shit