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Ways to maintain your insanity...

feisty11975

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1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don't use any punctuation


9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To! Have To Let One Of You Go."
 
buffer1 said:
you must have alot of time on your hands Feisty,lol


nahhhh I just check my e-mails sometimes and if something makes me laugh then I post it.

You have to admit this one was pretty funny ;)
 
lol
 
FEISTY11975 said:
My job is to make your life miserable. Is it working? ;)
Like I said, you need a better job. Preferable something with you taking it in the pooper.
 
Or, here's an idea. Eat some mexican before Stick goes for the salad. He'll either not mind, or tell the guy to go fuck off.
 
ok, i dont care if someone says repost, that was funny ass shit. i was laughing so hard cause i would do over half of that.
 
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