vagina couch...

[heatherrae]

no intro needed...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html


wow.

 

[nimbus]

cilf

 

[AAP]

At the first beer bash, you know some crunk up fool is going to slit the back and attempt to crawl through it with his "rebirth"

 

[heatherrae]

lol...it actually looks darn comfy. I can't imagine lying around in a vagina, though.

 

[vixensghost]

lol@ AAP. I wuv you.

It does not mention how it needs cleaned. It is micro-fiber or will it require a good douching when needed?

 

[AAP]

I bet that sofa was based on an actual 1:1 model of girl I knew in college.

She had a vagina that was a shoplifters dream. If she wanted, she could wear a skirt and no underwear and walk into stores and shoplift all kinds of shit. Sporting goods, power tools, kitchen appliances... she could have been unstoppable.

Only girl I know that could have used a PortAPotty as a homemade masturbation tool.

 

[needtogetaas]

I so want this thing. I may even buy it.

 

[AAP]

Could you imagine of the dude made a chaise lounge like the classic

http://www.dealsdirect.com.au/images/products/product1_1398.jpg

in the shape of a cock?

 

[vixensghost]

I bet that sofa was based on an actual 1:1 model of girl I knew in college.

She had a vagina that was a shoplifters dream. If she wanted, she could wear a skirt and no underwear and walk into stores and shoplift all kinds of shit. Sporting goods, power tools, kitchen appliances... she could have been unstoppable.

Only girl I know that could have used a PortAPotty as a homemade masturbation tool.

lol. You crazy bastard.

Did Loose Lucy make slappin sounds when she walked by too?

 

[AAP]

lol. You crazy bastard.

Did Loose Lucy make slappin sounds when she walked by too?

When she stood nearby, you could feel the slight wind suction coming from the vortex. Guys who "went there" and survived claim that you could hear Twilight Zone music playing.

 

[needtogetaas]

Stop making fun of it. I am getting this damn thing.

 

[silverstar1025]

Stop making fun of it. I am getting this damn thing.

lol Angel won't mind having a big vagina in her living room?

 

[needtogetaas]

lol Angel won't mind having a big vagina in her living room?

Whats one more? OOOOOOH

 

[silverstar1025]

Whats one more? OOOOOOH

LOL you are so getting slapped for that one

 

[SpyWizard]

no intro needed...

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html


wow.

I wonder if anyone has done a penis couch??

"3 yrs old, with some stains and lightly used, but some wear on the tip"

 

[heatherrae]

lol@ AAP. I wuv you.

It does not mention how it needs cleaned. It is micro-fiber or will it require a good douching when needed?

lol...just clean it with a bit of vinegar and water.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol...just clean it with a bit of vinegar and water.

Is that how you do yours?

 

[heatherrae]

Is that how you do yours?

I just spray mine with scotchguard. LOL

 

[vixensghost]

lol

 

[crazyjoe]

I just spray mine with tough actin tinactin. LOL

 

[Spartacus]

lol...it actually looks darn comfy. I can't imagine lying around in a vagina, though.

I can
crawl up in there sleeping bag like
yes I've imagined that
I'm a vagina guy

 

[Wulfgar]

Id hit it

 

[SaladFork]

Funny that thing as not sold yet... I posted that up last month, I thought for sure Wulfgar would be all over that.

 

[heatherrae]

Funny that thing as not sold yet... I posted that up last month, I thought for sure Wulfgar would be all over that.

he vomited on it and stained the cushions. That is why it hasn't sold...lol.

 

[AAP]

do you have to tie a board to your ass before taking a nap in it?

 

[Wulfgar]

Funny that thing as not sold yet... I posted that up last month, I thought for sure Wulfgar would be all over that.

I love a big vagina but gawd damn

 

[Beaverscratch]

That looks almost as comfy as a real vagina

 

[silverstar1025]

That looks almost as comfy as a real vagina

alter!