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vagina couch...

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At the first beer bash, you know some crunk up fool is going to slit the back and attempt to crawl through it with his "rebirth"
 
lol...it actually looks darn comfy. I can't imagine lying around in a vagina, though.
 
lol@ AAP. I wuv you.

It does not mention how it needs cleaned. It is micro-fiber or will it require a good douching when needed?
 
I bet that sofa was based on an actual 1:1 model of girl I knew in college.

She had a vagina that was a shoplifters dream. If she wanted, she could wear a skirt and no underwear and walk into stores and shoplift all kinds of shit. Sporting goods, power tools, kitchen appliances... she could have been unstoppable.

Only girl I know that could have used a PortAPotty as a homemade masturbation tool.
 
AAP said:
I bet that sofa was based on an actual 1:1 model of girl I knew in college.

She had a vagina that was a shoplifters dream. If she wanted, she could wear a skirt and no underwear and walk into stores and shoplift all kinds of shit. Sporting goods, power tools, kitchen appliances... she could have been unstoppable.

Only girl I know that could have used a PortAPotty as a homemade masturbation tool.


lol. You crazy bastard.

Did Loose Lucy make slappin sounds when she walked by too?
 
vixensghost said:
lol. You crazy bastard.

Did Loose Lucy make slappin sounds when she walked by too?


When she stood nearby, you could feel the slight wind suction coming from the vortex. Guys who "went there" and survived claim that you could hear Twilight Zone music playing.
 
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