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Evil_Frisky

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So y'all know I was totally pwned by a damn mouse.

Those lil bitches seem to be everywhere right now. Had a guy in the shop look down and he said he had a RAT on his boot. Not a lil mouse a freaking RAT.

So whe placed little traps and sticky pads all over. Come in yesterday and a monster had already tripped the trap and took the food. Left a few hairs behind and lemme tell ya.. that shit wasn't mice hair. It was about as long as my damn hair... YIKES.

So another sticky goes up above the cabinet in the kitchenette where there is obviously a hole in the ceiling for his own little entrance. Kinda like a doggie door. We put the sticky right under it... jump down and he's our bitch.


UH yea right. Get here this morning and No stickie and No Mouse. WTF?

how freaking big is that thing to walk off with a sheet sticky half the size of a sheet of paper?

And better yet WHERE IN THE HELL DID HE GO? No way he could have pulled that sheet of paper back up in that little hole.

Now everytime I go to the restroom I have to flip the light on open the door slowly and inspect before I even walk my ass in there.

Right now Im sitting at my desk indian style cause I am not putting my feet on the damn floor just incase he is around.

This sucks.
 
The Shadow said:
Call Steve Irwin
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Maybe GoldenDelicious would do it for me too.

Hmm
 
nycgirl said:
What was your max Squat again?
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:lmao:

That mouse could prolly out squat me pound for pound.

Im telling ya its a damn monster

:worried:
 
nycgirl said:
Now she won't go to work. Frisky, can't they call someone to come in and take care of that?
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lol
yea right

Dominantly men here.. and of course

"They have it all under control" :rolleyes:
 
Frisky said:
So y'all know I was totally pwned by a damn mouse.

Those lil bitches seem to be everywhere right now. Had a guy in the shop look down and he said he had a RAT on his boot. Not a lil mouse a freaking RAT.

So whe placed little traps and sticky pads all over. Come in yesterday and a monster had already tripped the trap and took the food. Left a few hairs behind and lemme tell ya.. that shit wasn't mice hair. It was about as long as my damn hair... YIKES.

So another sticky goes up above the cabinet in the kitchenette where there is obviously a hole in the ceiling for his own little entrance. Kinda like a doggie door. We put the sticky right under it... jump down and he's our bitch.


UH yea right. Get here this morning and No stickie and No Mouse. WTF?

how freaking big is that thing to walk off with a sheet sticky half the size of a sheet of paper?

And better yet WHERE IN THE HELL DID HE GO? No way he could have pulled that sheet of paper back up in that little hole.

Now everytime I go to the restroom I have to flip the light on open the door slowly and inspect before I even walk my ass in there.

Right now Im sitting at my desk indian style cause I am not putting my feet on the damn floor just incase he is around.

This sucks.
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what hairs we talking about willis?

I used to use a combination of glue + air-rifle... I would sit (I was about 15 when I did this) in the patio with tha air rifle trained on the glued board (tip: get something heavier than cardboard, a piece of wood might be better, like a small plank) and wait.... like a rat-sniper
 
pbutter works...


try this as well:


TIE a strip of bacon to the trap...
 
The Shadow said:
pbutter works...


try this as well:


TIE a strip of bacon to the trap...
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I am NOT giving up my peanut butter for a damn mouse... are you Nuts (no pun inteneded.. lol) ;)
 
redguru said:
You really don't want the mice eating partially hydrogenated oils, do you? that would be inhumane :)
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I don't want them to die before I kill them. Where is the fair-competition spirit?
 
Scotsman said:
<------ Has shotguns will travel.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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only if you wear the kilt :p
 
HumanTarget said:
lmao @ someone with a cats name getting owned by mice.
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shush you :chomp:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
there is no doubt in the universe that i would do it for you.

hell, id even catch the rat ;)
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:lmao:
 
The found the sucker

Yoohoo.... still alive behind the copy machine.

Im still not putting my feet down.
 
Frisky said:
The found the sucker

Yoohoo.... still alive behind the copy machine.

Im still not putting my feet down.
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that sewer rat still has some tricks up his sleeve.
 
Frisky said:
:lmao:
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i liked it too ;)

no bullshit aside, theres a rat around here as well - about 2 months ago, i had a rat problem. the problem was, of course, that the little turdgobbler chewed his way through my flyscreen and had worked out that all those cute little blue bags were actually expensive-ish tuna and salmon in foil sachels, for when i was out and bout. also, the little bastard found out that cashews taste really, really good :mad:

so anyway, bait was set out, some of it dissapeared, and my friend the connossouir rat, the dastardly tuna, salmon and cashew raider, left us. very sad.

anyway, at about 2am last night, i *trying* to walk to my sink when, of course i caught sight of myself in the mirror, and couldnt resist having a peek :p and the weirdest thing happened - i felt like someone was watching me. so, mid pose, half naked, i slowly turn my head to the left...and theres this little bastard rat again, hanging on to a tilted louvre with only his front (nasty) claws and pointed face hanging over!!!

i was like..."you little bastard!!!! you cant see this sort of thing without a TICKET!!!" and vroooooooooom he was gone!! :worried:

bastard. good luck with the rat hunt, frisker :)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i liked it too ;)

no bullshit aside, theres a rat around here as well - about 2 months ago, i had a rat problem. the problem was, of course, that the little turdgobbler chewed his way through my flyscreen and had worked out that all those cute little blue bags were actually expensive-ish tuna and salmon in foil sachels, for when i was out and bout. also, the little bastard found out that cashews taste really, really good :mad:

so anyway, bait was set out, some of it dissapeared, and my friend the connossouir rat, the dastardly tuna, salmon and cashew raider, left us. very sad.

anyway, at about 2am last night, i *trying* to walk to my sink when, of course i caught sight of myself in the mirror, and couldnt resist having a peek :p and the weirdest thing happened - i felt like someone was watching me. so, mid pose, half naked, i slowly turn my head to the left...and theres this little bastard rat again, hanging on to a tilted louvre with only his front (nasty) claws and pointed face hanging over!!!

i was like..."you little bastard!!!! you cant see this sort of thing without a TICKET!!!" and vroooooooooom he was gone!! :worried:

bastard. good luck with the rat hunt, frisker :)
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My gosh.. I do that same thing when I pass infront of mirrors :verygood:

hows the application thingy coming along. I'm tired of holding the mail box up.







angel, I didn't even go see it.. blech.
 
Frisky said:
My gosh.. I do that same thing when I pass infront of mirrors :verygood:

hows the application thingy coming along. I'm tired of holding the mail box up.







angel, I didn't even go see it.. blech.
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I so have your story beat Friskers, I am going to make my own post about the horror of it.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
hollowpoints. puhlease!
 
stilleto said:
something is amiss here... you and scots both have mice in your office?
i smell a rat.
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Other than the fact that our offices are 1,200 miles apart and had I been there her coworker would be "missing", the rat thing holds up.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Other than the fact that our offices are 1,200 miles apart and had I been there her coworker would be "missing", the rat thing holds up.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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oh. then maybe something smells fishy?

and i don't mean frisky.
 
stilleto said:
oh. then maybe something smells fishy?

and i don't mean frisky.
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lol

you better not mean frisky... dammit.

I smell like peaches all the time ;)
 
stilleto said:
thats better than... *cough* apple juice.
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:lmoa:

oh shit you didn't

I haven't had apple juice in ages... :worried:
 
stilleto said:
LOL!! i thought you'd know what i was referring to. you and only half the internet.
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i like the taste of my peaches... ouuu it turns me on to taste my peaches









:verygood:
 
stilleto said:
oh. then maybe something smells fishy?

and i don't mean frisky.
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Funny you mention that as our swamp cooler has shit growing in it and smelled like fish today.

Are you spying on me? :worried:

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
So, let me get this right. A mouse pwns you and you think you can take ME on?

hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
 
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