ummm...I can't even catch a ball...

[heatherrae]

how the hell will I play in the yard with devin? I don't know how to do anything. I was a cheerleader on the dance team and twirled a freaking baton, for christ's sake. I never played sports. I never even tried to catch a ball, ever. SERIOUSLY. I wouldn't know the first thing about telling him how to hit a baseball, etc.

i think someone should charge for services as a masculinity coach. i would hire them...lol.

 

[bw1]

I'll teach you. You'll be a ball expert

 

[heatherrae]

I'll teach you. You'll be a ball expert

I don't need to teach devin that. Every time his diapy comes off his hands are all over down there, testing out his equipment. lol.

 

[silverstar1025]

I don't need to teach devin that. Every time his diapy comes off his hands are all over down there, testing out his equipment. lol.

They start young huh? It will never stop!

 

[ortiz34]

why is this a thread?
It has zero potential
like me

 

[heatherrae]

why is this a thread?
It has zero potential
like me

Hey, I figure if my cat pee thread made it 37 pages, I can post any random inane thought bouncing around this empty head of mine...LOL.

 

[heatherrae]

They start young huh? It will never stop!

He flicks at it immediately when the diaper comes off. you should see me try to put diaper rash cream on it. Devin's hands end up covered with desitin...lol.

 

[bw1]

why is this a thread?
It has zero potential
like me

none of us do

 

[Strongbow]

how the hell will I play in the yard with devin? I don't know how to do anything. I was a cheerleader on the dance team and twirled a freaking baton, for christ's sake. I never played sports. I never even tried to catch a ball, ever. SERIOUSLY. I wouldn't know the first thing about telling him how to hit a baseball, etc.

i think someone should charge for services as a masculinity coach. i would hire them...lol.

I can give him hitting lessons when he gets older thats about all i know how to do is hit and throw a ball. I have done hitting lessons for years now.

 

[SaladFork]

Just please do not stick Devin in Ballet.

 

[heatherrae]

I can give him hitting lessons when he gets older thats about all i know how to do is hit and throw a ball. I have done hitting lessons for years now.

and teach him how to pick up chicks?


lol.

 

[joefire_2008]

LOL... The whole thread... I can't even think of how to even close to approaching this one without coming with something that would sound all wrong.

I will say atleast your trying...

 

[Beachboy6294]

If you would ever get a real man for a boyfriend you wouldn't have to throw the ball with him because he would. Just sayn

 

[Walter Szczerbiak]

why is this a thread?
It has zero potential

for attention

 

[PICK3]

I throw a punch like a girl trying to throw a ball left handed

 

[chris302001]

Devin's hands end up covered with desitin...lol.

Lol, soon he will graduate to Jergens.....

 

[PICK3]

Hey, I figure if my cat pee thread made it 37 pages, I can post any random inane thought bouncing around this empty head of mine...LOL.

better chance of surpassing the cat piss thread by posting tit pics

just sayin'

 

[-SD-]

find some poor sap to marry so dublin can have a dad to do man things with

 

[binö]

i have a hard time believing a attractive well rounded professional gal with great teets cannot land/trap/swindle a maing into a relationship and raising of young deniro

 

[nimbus]

i thought JS said he was gonna teach him that stuff

 

[mustang_00]

how the hell will I play in the yard with devin? I don't know how to do anything. I was a cheerleader on the dance team and twirled a freaking baton, for christ's sake. I never played sports. I never even tried to catch a ball, ever. SERIOUSLY. I wouldn't know the first thing about telling him how to hit a baseball, etc.

i think someone should charge for services as a masculinity coach. i would hire them...lol.

sounds like you need a man in your life... giggidy giggidy giggidy

 

[Beachboy6294]

This thread is going nowhere!! lol

 

[-Ariel-]

This thread is going nowhere!! lol

I know I'm getting ready for work and want someone to start something interesting to talk about over coffee...
not that Devin isn't interesting... I just hope this doesn't lead to devin becoming like Chris's thread about pick 3 as a kid.

 

[mustang_00]

I know I'm getting ready for work and want someone to start something interesting to talk about over coffee...
not that Devin isn't interesting... I just hope this doesn't lead to devin becoming like Chris's thread about pick 3 as a kid.

link????? haha i can't believe i missed that one

 

[mountain muscle]

I'll teach him about shooting, hunting, fishing, camping and strip clubs. No you can't come along.

 

[redguru]

Seriously, what about the Big Brother program? Does your church have a similar mentoring program?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

Maybe he'll follow jack mcfarlen

 

[heatherrae]

Seriously, what about the Big Brother program? Does your church have a similar mentoring program?

I haven't been going to church since I moved to G town in December. I need to find one, I guess.