"Oh i'm so happy for you. I want you to have a great time with your friend. Hopefully nobody will sweep the two hot russian girls off their feet.
Send me pictures of the two of you! in fact, if you're in your panties, that's even better!!
My cell phone number is <<insert lostinfitness's phone number>>. I HATE talking on the phone, so you might be better off writing me.
i am going to see my beautiful elena soon!!
Love, John!"