Uh oh, I'm cleaning my room

[all the whey]

So, that's a yes?

She wouldn't have the name of Cotton Crotch if that was true.

 

[Stefka]

Fuck, now I'm listening to Dolly Parton.
She comforts me.
This is going to be a long night.

 

[javaguru]

Fuck, now I'm listening to Dolly Parton.
She comforts me.
This is going to be a long night.

Hugh....I thought you were from Cali...must be Northern Cali....

 

[Stefka]

Hugh....I thought you were from Cali...must be Northern Cali....

I grew up in Texas.
I lived in cali for over 10 years total though.

 

[jack sparrow]

I grew up in Texas.
I lived in cali for over 10 years total though.

is that where you learned to steal watermelons?

 

[Stefka]

is that where you learned to steal watermelons?

Of course.
Where else would one acquire that skill?

 

[javaguru]

I grew up in Texas.
I lived in cali for over 10 years total though.

That explains the country fetish.....do you have a fetish for everything big? I've worked in Dallas/Ft. Worth.

 

[javaguru]

Oh, welcome to lawyerin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKAA2VxWY8

 

[Stefka]

That explains the country fetish.....do you have a fetish for everything big? I've worked in Dallas/Ft. Worth.

What girl doesn't?

I was born in Ft. Worth.

 

[Stefka]

Oh, welcome to lawyerin'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpKAA2VxWY8

God, I love that woman.

 

[jack sparrow]

Samote is gonna have a fit when he sees the Co-Captain (All-State) trying to steal his girl.

 

[jack sparrow]

I know how it goes...post a few times...throw in a few Youtube links to loosen her up a bit.

Yeah, I'm on to your game Java.

 

[javaguru]

I know how it goes...post a few times...throw in a few Youtube links to loosen her up a bit.

Yeah, I'm on to your game Java.

Dude, I don't need to steal shit..it's offered!

 

[Stefka]

Dude, I don't need to steal shit..it's offered!

WTF?

 

[jack sparrow]

Whoa.

 

[javaguru]

Whoa.

I actually prefer caustic as an approach....

 

[jack sparrow]

I actually prefer caustic as an approach....

Me too

Keeps them in check rather well, doesn't it?

 

[javaguru]

Me too

Keeps them in check rather well, doesn't it?

Wiminz is the secondary sex after all.....C'mon....God created men from dirt and wiminz came from a rib. I'm amazed we let them even vote without permission from their father or husband.

 

[Stefka]

Wiminz is the secondary sex after all.....C'mon....God created men from dirt and wiminz came from a rib. I'm amazed we let them even vote without permission from their father or husband.

Please take this bs out of my thread.
TYIA

 

[javaguru]

Please take this bs out of my thread.
TYIA

A manz doesn't have to listen to a wiminz.....

 

[Stefka]

A manz doesn't have to listen to a wiminz.....

Out!
Out I say!

 

[all the whey]

A manz doesn't have to listen to a wiminz.....

You can't talk to a young optimistic gal like Cotton Crotch.


That only works after she realizes her dreams will never come true. Usually, after she gets married and pops out a few kids.

Then, she is perfect for you.

 

[javaguru]

Out!
Out I say!

"Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!"


Not going anywhere....

 

[jack sparrow]

TOTW

 

[jack sparrow]

We should have a "SPASII TOTW".

Stefka
Put
A
Sock
IN
It TOTW

 

[all the whey]

We should have a "SPASII TOTW".

Stefka
Put
A
Sock
IN
It TOTW

We should have a "CC TOTW".

Cotton
Crotch TOTW

 

[jack sparrow]

We should have a "CC TOTW".

Cotton
Crotch TOTW

How about CCPASII TOTW?

We'll have to learn Samoth what the meaning of the new acronym is.

 

[Stefka]

How about CCPASII TOTW?

We'll have to learn Samoth what the meaning of the new acronym is.

PASII?

 

[Stefka]

PASII?

OH!
Nevermind.

 

[javaguru]

Stefka knows I can quote Shakespeare all night long......

 

[all the whey]

Stefka knows I can quote Shakespeare all night long......

Dr. Heather told me that is all you can do all night long.

 

[javaguru]

Dr. Heather told me that is all you can do all night long.

All she wants is the sechs....I'm more than that damn it!!!

 

[samoth]

Samote is gonna have a fit when he sees the Co-Captain (All-State) trying to steal his girl.

I'm not worried. (I like Java )

BTW, WTF is with guys always trying to act tough in bars? I so don't get this phenomenon... but it does provide hours of entertainment.

 

[velvett]

Good Luck!

 

[all the whey]

I'm not worried. (I like Java )

BTW, WTF is with guys always trying to act tough in bars? I so don't get this phenomenon... but it does provide hours of entertainment.

You go out last night?

 

[samoth]

You go out last night?

LOL, yeah. As always, my broly and best friend in higher acts of stupidity decided to get wasted (as usual). Got into an argument with some other dude about something or other... bickering back and forth for a couple hours, then culminating in some raised voices, shit talking, and him getting shoved down the stairs in the bar, lol. I was suprised that he decided to walk away. There might still be hope for him yet.

 

[borris]

holy memememememe thread

 

[Stefka]

Done Done Done Done Done!!!!!
Fuck.

 

[bw1]

Clean my room

 

[Stefka]

Clean my room

I need to clean my room again.
Books and papers everywhere.
It seems that I throw things when I get stressed.

 

[javaguru]

I'm not worried. (I like Java )

BTW, WTF is with guys always trying to act tough in bars? I so don't get this phenomenon... but it does provide hours of entertainment.

Beer muscles.

 

[Stefka]

Beer muscles.

Was liquor involved in your notorious fight?

 

[javaguru]

Was liquor involved in your notorious fight?

Of course