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1. Your first name is Shayne, Kevin, Cliff, Troy or Shawn
2. You pronounce prosciutto - "pro-skutio".
3. Latte is an innovative new beverage that was invented 5 years
ago.
4. "Ewwww", you put 'chocolate' on your bread?!
5. You have to borrow money to buy a Big-Mac every Friday night.
6. Your legs are as thin as a garden hose and your arms are even
thinner.
7. People put on their sunglasses when you take your shirt off.
8. You moved in with your girlfriend at 13.
9. You eat spaghetti by holding the fork over your head and let
dangle into your mouth.
10. Your mother's boyfriend knows your father's girlfriend and sometimes
they go out with your uncles girlfriend and your grandfather's ex-wife.
11. A "family gathering" is when your parent's come to see you in the hospital.
12. Pointsettias, tulips, daisies in the garden........no tomatoes.
13. Say "gnocchi"............can't?..........you're a cake.
14. Weddings mean you get cool stuff from your parents like toasters and shoe racks.
15. You have a case of beer growing out of your arm-pit every Friday and Saturday night.
17. At one point in your life you smoked a joint with your dad.
18. You hated "Rocky" and "Saturday Night Fever".
19. You call your father "my old man".
20. You payed $23,392.00 to get your bathroom tiled and the cheque was made out to 'Gino'
'VIVA L' ITALIA!!!!!!!
2. You pronounce prosciutto - "pro-skutio".
3. Latte is an innovative new beverage that was invented 5 years
ago.
4. "Ewwww", you put 'chocolate' on your bread?!
5. You have to borrow money to buy a Big-Mac every Friday night.
6. Your legs are as thin as a garden hose and your arms are even
thinner.
7. People put on their sunglasses when you take your shirt off.
8. You moved in with your girlfriend at 13.
9. You eat spaghetti by holding the fork over your head and let
dangle into your mouth.
10. Your mother's boyfriend knows your father's girlfriend and sometimes
they go out with your uncles girlfriend and your grandfather's ex-wife.
11. A "family gathering" is when your parent's come to see you in the hospital.
12. Pointsettias, tulips, daisies in the garden........no tomatoes.
13. Say "gnocchi"............can't?..........you're a cake.
14. Weddings mean you get cool stuff from your parents like toasters and shoe racks.
15. You have a case of beer growing out of your arm-pit every Friday and Saturday night.
17. At one point in your life you smoked a joint with your dad.
18. You hated "Rocky" and "Saturday Night Fever".
19. You call your father "my old man".
20. You payed $23,392.00 to get your bathroom tiled and the cheque was made out to 'Gino'
'VIVA L' ITALIA!!!!!!!
