Two things you should NEVER talk about on EF

[Lestat]

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1) bowel movements
2) board downtime

 

[MichaelScott]

....

 

[jaybois]

I had a turd in my ava,and that didnt go over so well.

 

[velvett]

I can think of a third.

 

[jack sparrow]

Lestat, try posting a video or something.

Nothing too gaye.

 

[Lestat]

I can think of a third.

do tell!

 

[Lestat]

Lestat, try posting a video or something.

Nothing too gaye.

2G1C?

 

[jack sparrow]

2G1C?

That'll work.

 

[Lestat]

That'll work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbJ1ISipcBE

 

[jack sparrow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbJ1ISipcBE

That link just earned you another chop mister.

 

[Lestat]

That link just earned you another chop mister.

LOL

 

[ceo]

I can think of a third.

 

[Mavafanculo]

.....

Please report to Banning Station #3.

.

 

[samoth]

I can think of a third.

lol

 

[borris]

3. Cvnt
4. Bikinimom
5. Cannibus prices

 

[heavy_duty]

There's about 3 females you can't talk about either and at least 1 male mod.

 

[mountain muscle]

I can think of a third.

I'll take seafood for $1000 Alex.

 

[mountain muscle]

We should have a seven bad words you can't say on EF sticky. Someone not quite as lazy as I am get to work on this pronto.

 

[LuluDeren]

No one ever talks about the Spanish Inquisition on Elite and that is precisely why no one ever expects it.

 

[Mavafanculo]

No one ever talks about the Spanish Inquisition on Elite and that is precisely why no one ever expects it.

 

[LuluDeren]

 

[mountain muscle]

No one ever talks about the Spanish Inquisition on Elite and that is precisely why no one ever expects it.

Que? No puedo entenderte.

 

[LuluDeren]

Que? No puedo entenderte.

Papa Inocencio la 6 ª estará encantado de explicárselo a usted mientras usted está en su Iron Maiden. Hehehe

 

[mountain muscle]

Papa Inocencio la 6 ª estará encantado de explicárselo a usted mientras usted está en su Iron Maiden. Hehehe

No puedas explicarme sin las ropas?

 

[Mavafanculo]

Mavafanculo a tutti

 

[stilleto]

we aren't even going to post pictures of the third thing that should never be spoken about.

 

[mountain muscle]

Mavafanculo a tutti

Tutti from the Facts of Life?

 

[samoth]

Iron Maiden

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[mountain muscle]

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Sammie, after much consideration, I have decided you should change your avatar to Beeker.


http://www.collectiblesgift.com/images/beaker.jpg

 

[mountain muscle]

we aren't even going to post pictures of the third thing that should never be spoken about.

Frankenfoot?

The first rule of EF is you do not speak about Frankenfoot?

 

[Mavafanculo]

Tutti from the Facts of Life?

she had breast reduction surgery and still has DDD's or FFFFFF's maybe

 

[samoth]

Sammie, after much consideration, I have decided you should change your avatar to Beeker.


http://www.collectiblesgift.com/images/beaker.jpg

A muppet? Why's that?

Howsabout a Brucevatar?

 

[jack sparrow]

she had breast reduction surgery and still has DDD's or FFFFFF's maybe

She grew them things by herself??

 

[LuluDeren]

No puedas explicarme sin las ropas?

No, y para mí hablar infalliably, me tienen que ser de un tamaño y una mitra chusable cap.

 

[mountain muscle]

A muppet? Why's that?

Howsabout a Brucevatar?

You're slow, so I will type slowly.

Beeker, the wide-eyed, quivering, assistant-scientist muppet. All he needs is a jean jacket with metal band patches and an empty quiver.

 

[samoth]

You're slow, so I will type slowly.

Beeker, the wide-eyed, quivering, assistant-scientist muppet. All he needs is a jean jacket with metal band patches and an empty quiver.

Ah, lol. I honestly know nothing about the thing. I don't recall him from youth at all.

Muppets just aren't metal. He wouldnt' be very fitting as an avatar for me.

 

[Mavafanculo]

She grew them things by herself??

that pic is AFTER reduction. selfish bitch deprived us of the pleasure of gawking at her even more massive boobs just so because she didnt want back problems. some people are just memememememememe.

 

[Smurfy]

do not ask about someone who has been banned/removed from the board
ask no questions

 

[mountain muscle]

No, y para mí hablar infalliably, me tienen que ser de un tamaño y una mitra chusable cap.

Okay, my vocabulary sucks and the spanish dictionary didn't know some lol.

Did you mean infalible?

Hace quince anos que estudio espanol.

So I am assuming you want the sex or to fight

 

[MichaelScott]

or dont post youtube videos of banned members posing to hollaback girl, earns a tonguelashing

 

[Mr. dB]

No one ever talks about the Spanish Inquisition on Elite and that is precisely why no one ever expects it.

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to The Pope, blah blah blah...

 

[LuluDeren]

Okay, my vocabulary sucks and the spanish dictionary didn't know some lol.

Did you mean infalible?

Hace quince anos que estudio espanol.

So I am assuming you want the sex or to fight

Voy a consultar las últimas novedades de encylical dispensa especial respecto al sexo durante una cruzada. : D

 

[Stefka]

Ah, lol. I honestly know nothing about the thing. I don't recall him from youth at all.

Muppets just aren't metal. He wouldnt' be very fitting as an avatar for me.

Animal is pretty metal.

Eat drum!

 

[samoth]

Animal is pretty metal.

Eat drum!

I remember Puddles mentioning some muppet Manowar video on youtube... lol

 

[samoth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSqx7uYyOM

 

[Stefka]

I remember Puddles mentioning some muppet Manowar video on youtube... lol

I need to go search for that now.
Thank you for yet another way to procrastinate.

 

[Stefka]

And it's Beeker!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HKGiOY72ru4

 

[samoth]

And it's Beeker!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HKGiOY72ru4

Crytopsy!

 

[stilleto]

Frankenfoot?

The first rule of EF is you do not speak about Frankenfoot?

no no. we love talking about that.

 

[samoth]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSqx7uYyOM

Few things are worth watching twice. This is one of those things.

 

[Stefka]

Few things are worth watching twice. This is one of those things.

lmao at the spatula

 

[Stefka]

I wish I had access to puppets.
Lulu, can I come over and play with your puppets?

 

[Mr. dB]

do not ask about someone who has been banned/removed from the board
ask no questions

Then how are we to learn from their mistakes?

 

[ceo]

she had breast reduction surgery and still has DDD's or FFFFFF's maybe

you deserve a

for that one.

 

[JayC9]

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to The Pope, blah blah blah...

More like 'bring out your dead'.
They're dropping like flies round here.

 

[needtogetaas]

You're slow, so I will type slowly.

Beeker, the wide-eyed, quivering, assistant-scientist muppet. All he needs is a jean jacket with metal band patches and an empty quiver.

He never spoke ether.

 

[Mr. dB]

He never spoke ether.

Didn't he say "meep" sometimes?

 

[Dial_tone]

so we can talk about fight club though?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I had a turd in my ava,and that didnt go over so well.

Someone say my name?

 

[Wulfgar]

ya whats wrong with turd posts?? my 2g1c post went over well i thought?

i mean, everybody shits, why be in denial about it?

 

[Lestat]

shit I guess st*rfish is a 3rd

 

[MichaelScott]

i thought it was hive**t

 

[needtogetarmy]

Its gotten to the point there are so many topics that are verboten people are leaving in droves.

 

[Mr. dB]

i thought it was hive**t

And T*bg*rl

 

[samoth]

Wordbantest1:

1) hivetit
2)
3) starfish
4)

 

[samoth]

Wordbantest1:

1) hivetit
2)
3) starfish
4)

Wow, starfish's unbanned yet 'ology's still banned?

 

[Lestat]

Wow, starfish's unbanned yet 'ology's still banned?

funny that EF even cares about that place anymore

 

[jack sparrow]

Wow, starfish's unbanned yet 'ology's still banned?

I've had the word not make it across PM's before...or my PM's were violated and the text erased..one of the two.

 

[jack sparrow]

Is Swolecat band?

 

[jack sparrow]

Guess not.

 

[samoth]

I've had the word not make it across PM's before...or my PM's were violated and the text erased..one of the two.

I know it was banned/altered in the past (to read euchina or whatever). I'm just surprised they unbanned it, yet 'ology (does that place still exist?) is still banned.

*throws diet mountain dew can at Logician* HEY! Wake up, slacker!

 

[jack sparrow]

I know it was banned/altered in the past (to read euchina or whatever). I'm just surprised they unbanned it, yet 'ology (does that place still exist?) is still banned.

*throws diet mountain dew can at Logician* HEY! Wake up, slacker!

'ology is still around...haven't been there in months though.

 

[Notorious_BIG]

Its gotten to the point there are so many topics that are verboten people are leaving in droves.

Role reversal....you told me last week to lay off Ken!!!! This is one of The Shrink's finest qualities, ie. that he allows freedom of speech. And the purpose of this thread, which went right over your head, was to use the ignore button for posters who bother you. If Ken banned everyone/deleted every post that you desired, then EOG would turn into the RX, ie. a worthless forum with no freedom of expression. For instance, look at the recent BetJm dispute...this forum had a very open discussion and produced a meaningful result for online gambling; whereas the RX discussion was the same old thing, every poster either agreed with Wilheim or the post was deleted!

 

[ceo]

Wordbantest1:

1) hivetit
2)
3) starfish
4)

god damn...I couldn't even post a PICTURE of a (*edited by stilleto*) without getting my post edited.

Oh, and goatsie!

 

[digger]

If you need to discuss the state of your bowels, that's why we have a Medical Issues forum.

 

[Lestat]

If you need to discuss the state of your bowels, that's why we have a Medical Issues forum.

lol.

what if its just something a little funny, not really a medical issue, but like a 24" turd or something?

 

[needtogetarmy]

I think we should all just resort to knife fights to resolve our disputes.

 

[Mr. dB]

I've had the word not make it across PM's before...or my PM's were violated and the text erased..one of the two.

It's the same filter, it's global. Forum messages, PMs, karma messages, it's all the same.