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bigtravis

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Why does a guy have to be gay if he has two cats? I mean I fucked the shit outta her and she still went back and asked another dude why a guy would have two cats.
Hell. If I have to be gay then I guess I'll start doin her up the cutter.
 
This the same girl you had an affair with 11 years ago (while she was married) and who just divorced her felon husband?

Cause I think she's in need of a good stabbing in the fart-box anyway.
 
Why does a guy have to be gay if he has two cats? I mean I fucked the shit outta her and she still went back and asked another dude why a guy would have two cats.
Hell. If I have to be gay then I guess I'll start doin her up the cutter.
Oh FUCK her! Tell her the reason you like cats is because, unlike dogs and women, cats are self sufficient, quiet and don't bother you if you ain't in the mood to cuddle.

What kind of woman doesn't like a man who likes cats?! Find another woman.
 
Why does a guy have to be gay if he has two cats? I mean I fucked the shit outta her and she still went back and asked another dude why a guy would have two cats.
Hell. If I have to be gay then I guess I'll start doin her up the cutter.

I was considering getting another cat but you just made up my mind, thanks homo.
 
What are you going to name him?

I'm on the fence about even getting a second one. The one I have now gets into enough trouble, not sure if a second would calm the other one down or just double the messes. Better to get 2 boys or boy/girl both fixed
 
Better to get 2 boys or boy/girl both fixed

I doubt if it matters to the cats, just depends on what you want out of the second pet. Male cats are more playful and gregarious, females are sweet and more protective.
 
I'm on the fence about even getting a second one. The one I have now gets into enough trouble, not sure if a second would calm the other one down or just double the messes. Better to get 2 boys or boy/girl both fixed
Db's right, to a degree. If you already had a female it's different, they can be ... well, bitchy. Two females don't always get along, unless they grew up together (which partially explains why I have six, I like watching the wars :lmao: )
 
I'm on the fence about even getting a second one. The one I have now gets into enough trouble, not sure if a second would calm the other one down or just double the messes. Better to get 2 boys or boy/girl both fixed

I had my male cat first and then thought he needed some companionship. I got a female kitten for him and he hated her at first. Now they love one another alot.
 
The introduction of a second cat is almost never smooth. Cats are solitary nocturnal predators, and don't normally associate with each other in nature. You can always count on at least a solid week of fighting and cat tantrums before they work out some sort of uneasy truce.
 
I hate fuckin cats something about an animal walking around in its own shit than getting up on a kitchen counter where food is freaks me the fuck out.
 
I hate fuckin cats something about an animal walking around in its own shit than getting up on a kitchen counter where food is freaks me the fuck out.
Ahhhh, got it. You're a germ-phobe or neat freak. I was trying to understand your cat hostility.

Cats don't like walking in their own shit and generally won't use dirty pans at all and seek out the cleanest spot in an uncleaned pan. As they are meticulous about grooming, including their feet, and have semi-antibacterial saliva, I'd be interested in seeing what kind of germs, if any, they carry on their feet. I do know that it was proven that cats have cleaner mouths than dogs and both animals have cleaner mouths than people. Since they lick their feet and assholes, that says something about our mouths.
 
Ahhhh, got it. You're a germ-phobe or neat freak. I was trying to understand your cat hostility.

Cats don't like walking in their own shit and generally won't use dirty pans at all and seek out the cleanest spot in an uncleaned pan. As they are meticulous about grooming, including their feet, and have semi-antibacterial saliva, I'd be interested in seeing what kind of germs, if any, they carry on their feet. I do know that it was proven that cats have cleaner mouths than dogs and both animals have cleaner mouths than people. Since they lick their feet and assholes, that says something about our mouths.

MM i had a cat once and loved it alot but since ive been around a few that had less than perfect owners Im just grossed out now.And yes I know they want to be clean but alot of cat owners suck at keeping those box's clean
 
MM i had a cat once and loved it alot but since ive been around a few that had less than perfect owners Im just grossed out now.And yes I know they want to be clean but alot of cat owners suck at keeping those box's clean
I'm always interested in where cat hostility comes from, that's all. Having a preference for certain types of animals is one thing, but outright hostility leaves me baffled. You have repeatedly used the words "HATE" when it comes to cats mentioned in threads and to me, hate is a very strong word, a word that implies hostility.
 
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