Twilight finale split into two movies

[calveless wonder]

yeah

why not give almost everyone 2 reasons, not just 1, to kill themselves

a few months ago i lost a bet to a girl and had to watch most of the first one. She knew it was the last thing in the world i'd ever want to do. Had to be the stupidest and worst written movie i have ever seen. of course i knew that before i watched it and despite that still made an attempt to judge it objectively

vampires aren't supposed to be pussies or walk in the sunlight. In my version of twilight, Blade and the Lost Boys would show up and skull fuck all those faggots

 

[javaguru]

yeah

why not give almost everyone 2 reasons, not just 1, to kill themselves

a few months ago i lost a bet to a girl and had to watch most of the first one. She knew it was the last thing in the world i'd ever want to do. Had to be the stupidest and worst written movie i have ever seen. of course i knew that before i watched it and despite that still made an attempt to judge it objectively

vampires aren't supposed to be pussies or walk in the sunlight. In my version of twilight, Blade and the Lost Boys would show up and skull fuck all those faggots

Real vampires don't sparkle...wtf? There was a reason ancient people feared the living dead and it wasn't because they were bedazzled in sunlight. One of the geighest movies ever...

 

[cindylou]

Was he present for the birth? I've heard that can impact a man's sex drive...

Yeah he was there. Oh well.

 

[Captain FT]

yeah

why not give almost everyone 2 reasons, not just 1, to kill themselves

a few months ago i lost a bet to a girl and had to watch most of the first one. She knew it was the last thing in the world i'd ever want to do. Had to be the stupidest and worst written movie i have ever seen. of course i knew that before i watched it and despite that still made an attempt to judge it objectively

vampires aren't supposed to be pussies or walk in the sunlight. In my version of twilight, Blade and the Lost Boys would show up and skull fuck all those faggots

 

[Captain FT]

yeah

why not give almost everyone 2 reasons, not just 1, to kill themselves

a few months ago i lost a bet to a girl and had to watch most of the first one. She knew it was the last thing in the world i'd ever want to do. Had to be the stupidest and worst written movie i have ever seen. of course i knew that before i watched it and despite that still made an attempt to judge it objectively

vampires aren't supposed to be pussies or walk in the sunlight. In my version of twilight, Blade and the Lost Boys would show up and skull fuck all those faggots

 

[bakemeacookie]

TEAM JACOB!

c

 

[DJLegacy2k1]

What a horribly gay set of movies...Wesley Snipes is actually going to show up in the credits of the last one and blast everyone...and then drop a trailer for Blade Quadrinity lol

 

[javaguru]

What a horribly gay set of movies...Wesley Snipes is actually going to show up in the credits of the last one and blast everyone...and then drop a trailer for Blade Quadrinity lol

After prison for tax evasion?

 

[-Ariel-]

After prison for tax evasion?

No shit?
Wow...
Blade 2 was bad ass, though.

 

[-Ariel-]

yeah

why not give almost everyone 2 reasons, not just 1, to kill themselves

a few months ago i lost a bet to a girl and had to watch most of the first one. She knew it was the last thing in the world i'd ever want to do. Had to be the stupidest and worst written movie i have ever seen. of course i knew that before i watched it and despite that still made an attempt to judge it objectively

vampires aren't supposed to be pussies or walk in the sunlight. In my version of twilight, Blade and the Lost Boys would show up and skull fuck all those faggots

LOL..
Underworld was good 2.
I would rather fucking watch HeeHaw IMAX out, 3D, on Acid Fear and Loathing style. Marketing to the most powerful demograph, appearance over substance, narcissistic immortality, blah. Either way, it's making money.