Today I struck down BOS with my bootay of fat...

[fattie]

...all day at school yesterday he kept pulling Becky's pig tails and spitting spit wads at me. I looked back at Bags Of Shit and noticed his odd posture in his desk. He had his knees pulled up in the desk and his hands undrenaeth his legs at the fold of where his knees are, like doing a cannon ball. Not a good defensive posture...SO I waited for the teacher to leave the room and I made my move. I bootay bumped the desk and it went flying across the room and crashed into the wall. Since he was still stuck, I felt badly for him and was going to help him up when he called me big boned. That pissed me off, I'm not big boned, I'm fat as hell. SO I promptly squatted over his helpless body and gave him a stinky face complete with a bacon, bell pepper and onion omlette wet fart. He was delierious from the smell. SO I went back to my seat just as the teacher was walking in and she saw BOS on the floor in his desk muttering jibberish. She gathered him up and has scheduled a psyche exam. Hopefully to include shock treatments.

 

[Bodhidogma]

BOS is gonna kick your ass.

 

[WODIN]

I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for BOS....well that passed quickly...HA! HA!!

 

[mrbill]

I don't know if this shit is true or not but it is a hell of a funny story

 

[supersizeme]

lol fattie is the best.

 

[Milhouse]

fattie for BikiniBabe Feb 2002

 

[The Shadow]

post a pic of BOS, fattie. I need to see what superintelligent beings like him look like,

Fattie - send it to me and I'll post it...

 

[spentagn]

Just in from fattie

A pic of BOS

 

[The Shadow]

Re: Just in from fattie

A pic of BOS

*wips tears from eyes*

WhoooooWeeeeee!!! He good lookin!!!

 

[WODIN]

Re: Just in from fattie

A pic of BOS

He looks like a guy who would own a very cool jacket.