Throwing a bomb ass bachelor party

[sexyMFer]

My buddy is getting married in march. He's a big golfer so we'll take him to a nice course somewhere for the weekend. I'm sure he'll get drunk and start talking about strippers at some point.

 

[wootoom]

My buddy is getting married in march. He's a big golfer so we'll take him to a nice course somewhere for the weekend. I'm sure he'll get drunk and start talking about strippers at some point.

Hookers and blow!! Sounds like an awesome time, I'm an avid golfer and that's prob what I would do. I'll prob get a bunch of guys together and head down to Mexico for some golf and beach time.

 

[digimon7068]

Strip clubs are fucking gay as hell. I don't get what's wrong with getting some guys together and having a fun weekend though, don't need strippers though. They are fucking pathetic

i haven't been in a strip club since a bachelor party in my early 30's...so...a while ago...it was a quality establishment, the girls were smoking hot (a lot of them worked out at the gym i belonged to at the time) and i was uncomfortable and embarrassed sitting there, several rows back, so as not to draw attention to myself...that's someone's kid up there doing that shit...not my thang...

 

[Lestat]

I am not a big fan of strip clubs, went to a few when I was 18 or 19...

but then I went to a few in Vegas, and its a different experience.. I don't know if "classy" is the right word, but many of the women are intelligent, and of course hot as hell.

 

[miplank]

Fuck you're a pussy

I'd work your big ape headed tank top wearing ass over.

 

[WoodyO]

At my bachelor party, my boys kept buying me lap dances from the most haggard warhorses Oceanside has to offer. I got one from a beastly 6ft+ Panamanian That slammed down on my lap hard enough to snap a boner in half.

Then, they bought me one from an older chick, who was maybe in her 40's, that sat on my lap bullshitting with me for like 3 songs. After the conversation was over she told one of my boys that he owed her $60.

We eventually got kicked out after a stripper we knew got on stage and I tipped her by putting a handful of change in her g-string, and a bunch of used napkins with wing sauce in her butt crack.

 

[sexyMFer]

Strippers gotta eat too bro

My first and last lap dance I was 17 and snuck in with a fake id. My uncle paid for a dance and I thought she wanted me so bad

 

[iggy]

Who said anything about paying them to like you? I'm paying them to perform a job like a plumber or an electrician. who said anything about banging them either? with 15 guys it's only $20 a person for a two girl show with a midget for over an hour. That sounds pretty damn fun for pregaming for the bars, especially if you surprise your buddy like i'm going to by bringing him back to the hotel where they are.

last bach party i was at, we went golfing 18 holes, rented a limo, went to some bars, ate at a nice restaurant, and ended up at a strip club with no cover.

 

[WoodyO]

Actually 15 peens and 2 vags sounds a lil' gay.

 

[cindylou]

I don't understand the appeal of the midget? I don't want to disrespect the height challenged, but if you're paying for scenery why are you not getting the best view?