This shit hurts

[nangiggles]

But I did it

 

[cindylou]

You did it!

 

[nangiggles]

I did!

 

[miplank]

What did your husband say?

 

[nangiggles]

Haven't told him. Hasnt noticed

 

[nangiggles]

Make ur bets. How long before he notices/says something?

 

[miplank]

2 weeks

 

[caligirl85]

I'll go with Sunday. Good job nan!

 

[WoodyO]

Invest in q-tips

 

[wootoom]

2 weeks

Be hahahaahahahahahaha

 

[nangiggles]

I also found a lipstick shade I love. Overall good day lol

 

[Chopzilla]

Does it match the same shade of your o-ring?

 

[wootoom]

Fuck off

 

[nangiggles]

Does it match the same shade of your o-ring?

Holy shit. Long time no see

 

[Chopzilla]

Fuck off

16 norcos and Im gone for another year

 

[nangiggles]

A part of my body is throbbing....

 

[wootoom]

I'm throbbing in Thailand

 

[caligirl85]

Chopzy....where ya been?? How is little chopzy?

 

[Chopzilla]

Chopzy....where ya been?? How is little chopzy?

Everywhere but here lol just putting up with my bs job to pay the bills but he's doing great, his mom just needs to disappear though. How bout you and yours?

 

[nangiggles]

I'm throbbing in Thailand

Lololol

 

[digimon7068]

Everywhere but here lol just putting up with my bs job to pay the bills but he's doing great, his mom just needs to disappear though. How bout you and yours?

pics of his mom's tits?

 

[Chopzilla]

pics of his mom's tits?

boom

 

[digimon7068]

boom

damn! i don't know whether to fuck it or smoke it and eat it that's one of them there conundrums!

 

[caligirl85]

Yikes!

 

[Chopzilla]

Bacon for breakfast

 

[WoodyO]

I'm gonna go ahead and jerk off now.

 

[Chopzilla]

Took you long enough. Amateur hour

 

[digimon7068]

Yikes!

ohhhhh butt, i know exactly what to do with you, darlin'...eh

 

[nangiggles]

Hurts less now

 

[Chopzilla]

Flick the middle of that bar just to make sure.

 

[sexyMFer]

It hurts less now

Flick the middle

That's what she said

 

[miplank]

has your future ex husband noticed it yet?

 

[nangiggles]

nope

 

[WoodyO]

Maybe he noticed and just didn't give a shit.

 

[Faizakafez]

you should look into slitting your wrists next.

 

[nangiggles]

Maybe he noticed and just didn't give a shit.

I thought about that lol

 

[nangiggles]

you should look into slitting your wrists next.

I have no need, see much like you I'm short but that's ok with women, doesnt affect my ability to mate. Fuck off manlet

 

[Faizakafez]

I have no need, see much like you I'm short but that's ok with women, doesnt affect my ability to mate. Fuck off manlet

Weren't you crying in the other thread how miserable your current situation is ? nice try genius..

you are not 21 anymore- no need to go through a mid life crisis.

 

[wootoom]

Stfu Willow

 

[nangiggles]

Weren't you crying in the other thread how miserable your current situation is ? nice try genius..

you are not 21 anymore- no need to go through a mid life crisis.

When I become a loser who does second rate porn for $500 a bang then I can take advise from you, in the mean time please fuck off.

 

[miplank]

Weren't you crying in the other thread how miserable your current situation is ? nice try genius..

you are not 21 anymore- no need to go through a mid life crisis.

I think what she was trying to say is women laugh at you because you're 5'3.

 

[Faizakafez]

I think what she was trying to say is women laugh at you because you're 5'3.

ok cool, string bean

 

[nangiggles]

I think what she was trying to say is women laugh at you because you're 5'3.

I didn't know he was short AND dense. Sad combo.

 

[miplank]

ok cool, string bean

lol, witty reply!

 

[sexyMFer]

He has the size and mental capacity of a 10 year old

 

[Faizakafez]

I didn't know he was short AND dense. Sad combo.

aren't you on the verge of blowing your brains out? please do,

but first sell your lawn care business

 

[miplank]

He has the size and mental capacity of a 10 year old

same shoe size too...

 

[miplank]

who deleted my nigger comment?

 

[WoodyO]

who deleted my nigger comment?

Probably some Kike

 

[miplank]

lol, fuck everyone.

 

[caligirl85]

Guess that's where the line is?

 

[PICK3]

When I become a loser who does second rate porn for $500 a bang then I can take advise from you, in the mean time please fuck off.

*advice

 

[wootoom]

who deleted my nigger comment?

Prob your bitch

 

[Faizakafez]

Probably some Kike

Omg lolol

 

[Faizakafez]

When I become a loser who does second rate porn for $500 a bang then I can take advise from you, in the mean time please fuck off.

Buy yourself a rabbit, buzz yourself out and call it a night. We all know your sex life is non existent..

Nice miserable life fgt

 

[miplank]

you're still bumpin your gums?

 

[wootoom]

Buy yourself a rabbit, buzz yourself out and call it a night. We all know your sex life is non existent..



Nice miserable life fgt

Fuck you're harsh you fucking little monk

 

[nangiggles]

Buy yourself a rabbit, buzz yourself out and call it a night. We all know your sex life is non existent..

Nice miserable life fgt

I can buy a rabbit, u cant buy height, or looks, or personality.

 

[PICK3]

I can buy a rabbit, u cant buy height, or looks, or personality.

 

[Faizakafez]

I can buy a rabbit, u cant buy height, or looks, or personality.

That's it...? Sad...

anyways go get that tub of ice cream in the freezer, get the largest spoon you can find sit infront of the tv.. And think abt your miserable life..

No sex life
No friends
Horrible piercing at the age of 35..
Lawn care business in the shitter..
Chipotle chain crushing your tamale stand

Etc etc

When your done with gallon of ice cream, cry yourself to sleep..

 

[nangiggles]

Lol @ having ice cream in my fridge and being 35

 

[WoodyO]

I'm 38 and I have like 2 or 3 types of ice cream in the fridge.

 

[PICK3]

I got dick in my fridge

 

[Faizakafez]

I'm 38 and I have like 2 or 3 types of ice cream in the fridge.

Same here, what sicko doesn't like ice cream.

 

[PICK3]

Same here, what sicko doesn't like ice cream.

Or cream pies or mud pies ...

 

[miplank]

Same here, what sicko doesn't like ice cream.

who gives a fuck about ice-cream you fuckin pygmy

 

[PICK3]

I want ice cream with hydros sprinkles

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck this. I'm going to target for some Ben and Jerry's peanut butter fudge core.

 

[wootoom]

That's it...? Sad...

anyways go get that tub of ice cream in the freezer, get the largest spoon you can find sit infront of the tv.. And think abt your miserable life..

No sex life
No friends
Horrible piercing at the age of 35..
Lawn care business in the shitter..
Chipotle chain crushing your tamale stand

Etc etc

When your done with gallon of ice cream, cry yourself to sleep..

*you're

 

[nangiggles]

I'm 38 and I have like 2 or 3 types of ice cream in the fridge.

But u have kids too. Or is it all yours? The lol @ 35 was because I'm not even 30 yet. Not a correlation between age an ice cream

 

[miplank]

I have some klondike bars in my freezer.

 

[miplank]

they're my sons tho

 

[PICK3]

I just served up a mud pie


Urban Dictionary: mud pie

 

[WoodyO]

But u have kids too. Or is it all yours? The lol @ 35 was because I'm not even 30 yet. Not a correlation between age an ice cream

It's all mine!

 

[cindylou]

lolololol

 

[PICK3]

lolololol

ololololololololoololol!

 

[nangiggles]

He noticed today. Exactly 2 weeks.

 

[miplank]

#Winning

 

[sexyMFer]

Did you tell him how long you've had it?

 

[miplank]

Make ur bets. How long before he notices/says something?

2 weeks

 

[nangiggles]

Did you tell him how long you've had it?

Indeed

 

[sexyMFer]

Did you revoke his green card?

 

[nangiggles]

He seemed legitimately butt hurt i didnt tell him. He ttied saying I've been hiding it. Clarified him not noticing is not the same as me hiding it

 

[WoodyO]

Did you call him a jap dick?

 

[nangiggles]

I also told him I didn't tell him because he said I was too old for it and I figured he wouldnt care/like it. He tried playing things off as him thinking it wasnt appropriate for my line of work. Told him a bunch of people at work have tats and piercings

 

[nangiggles]

I asked if he likes it. He said he does...