This Just Happened To Me......i Cant Believe It!!!

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

you shouldnt have to move into the right lane to pass some retard who is going slow in the left lane. if someone is doing that you tailgate them and give them the finger. if its night you put your brights on right behind them.

you have the right to get behind them and tailgait , flash your brights etc
but FOR GODS SAKE
IF I AM GOING THAT MUCH FASTER THAN U, I WILL NOT SLOW DOWN FOR UR DUMB ASS TO "NOTICE" ME AND THEN SLOW DOWN ETC, I AM GOING TO PASS ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, EVEN IF IT IS IN THE SHOULDER

that is that, just sevreal days spent with many hours on hte road and i just got home. I am tired of thinking about this bullshit. you see someone obviously coming up on u alot faster than u, just move the fuck over and stop trying to prove shit. doesnt matter if you hav a BMW 740I and they have a 20 yr. old decrepit POS, if are going slower, MOVE.

 

[KAYNE]

OK---THIS IS FOR THE IDIOTS WHO DONT UNDERSTAND.

THE BITCH FLIPPED ME OFF AND CUT ME OFF. SHE FLIPPED ME OFF AGAIN. THE BITCH WAS FLASHING AT ME LIKE A FREAK AND GOT ON MY ACE. NOW IF SHE WOULD HAVE FLASHED ONCE OR TWICE I WOULD HAVE MOVED. BUT FUCK THAT, IF YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A DICK, SO CAN I. OK.......NOW FOR INDIVIDUAL RESPONSES (TO BE CONT.)

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

i understand that, and i don't know if i said this, but i think your reaction to her was FINE! really. it's funny too

 

[Warik]

NOTICE:

PLEASE DRIVE ABOVE THE SPEED LIMIT WHILE IN THE LEFT LANE. FAILURE TO DO SO IS UNLAWFUL AND WILL RESULT IN A TICKET.

ALSO, PLEASE DO NOT EXCEED THE MAXIMUM SPEED LIMIT... THAT IS UNLAWFUL TOO.

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Let's have a poll and find out which part is dumber. Anyway, since when do highways have only two lanes? What kind of shitty highways do you people have? All the highways I fool around on down here have like 3 lanes and shit.

I'll drive in whichever lane I please cause the speed limit is "X" in either one. If you don't like it, use the other to pass me. Go ahead and flip me the bird... my maniacal laughter will be drowned out by the Mozart blasting on my stereo..... BWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH PUNY IMPATIENT HUMANS!!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!

-Warik

 

[KAYNE]

MATT---ACTUALLY IS 24 MILES WITH TWO EXITS. IT IS A BORING ACE DRIVE......LUCKILY MY EX GF MADE IT INTERESTING MOST OF THE TIME ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL (INTERSTATE 55).

KRAZYK---I WAS GOING TO DO THAT BUT I REALLY DONT WANT ANYONE TO HIT ME AND MY CAR BE IN THE SHOP FOR MONTHS!!!

MADBOMBER---UHHHH NVRMIND!!!


JOHN---I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS. WHY DO YOU THINK IT IS ON YOU PRICK??? WHY DONT YOU TELL STEEL BEAST ABOUT TYPING IN CAPS YOU PRICK!!! AND READ THE THREAD AGAIN PRICK, I EXPLAINED WHAT YOU WANTED TO KNOW, YOU PRICK.

STEROID VIRGIN---I HAVE HAD VERY BAD SHIT HAPPEN TO ME IN MY LIFE. YOU PROBABLY CAN NOT RELATE SO DONT EVEN TRY. ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF THE MATTER. THE BITCH WAS FUCKING WITH ME FOR NO REASON.

CAPT AWWSHIT---DID I MENTION YOU WERE A PRICK. I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE. NUFF SAID TO YOU.

RIZZO---AMEN BRUTHA

DREAD LADY---NOW FOR YOU. IT IS AGAINST TRAFFIC LAWS TO TAILGATE ANYONE.....NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE AT. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT GRASSHOPPER. SINCE WHEN IS 85 MPH SLOW??? 20MPH OVER THE LIMIT CONSITUTES WRECKLESS DRIVING IN LA. YOU CAN GO TO JAIL ON THE SPOT GRASSHOPPER. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT??? YOU OBVIOUSLY DONT KNOW SHIT IF YOU SAY THAT IT IS SOMEONE'S "RIGHT" TO TAILGATE SOMEONE!!! BOY, IS THAT STUPID. THE BITCH WASNT GOING BUT MAYBE ONE MPH FASTER THAN ME.....IF I WAS DOING 75 OR SOME SHIT THEN COOL, I WOULD HAVE MOVED OVER REGARDLESS. BUT I WAS FUCKING DOING 85 IN A FUCKING 60 BUT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SLOW LANE---FUCK YOU!!! OK, NOW I'M GETTING VERY PISSED SO I'LL STOP.

CAPT SHITFUCK---DID I MENTION YOU WERE A NEWBIE PRICK

I'M SURE WARIK HAS SOME WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THIS THREAD.....BY THE TIME THIS GETS UP HIS WILL BE UP ALREADY THOUGH.

 

[Hugh Gellatts]

Once when my uncle got cut off he caught up with the guy, drove up real close on his right side and leaned real far out of his window and spit on the guys windshield.

 

[KAYNE]

Once when my uncle got cut off he caught up with the guy, drove up real close on his right side and leaned real far out of his window and spit on the guys windshield.

LOL @ HUGH---THAT REMINDS ME OF "ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP, I STUCK A FLUTE IN MY PUSSY"

 

[Dread Lord Good Guy]

Hi there,

First, eighty-five MPH is not fast. I was driving that everywhere when I turned sixteen years old. My average speed is ninety-five, and on trips I try and maintain one hundred and fifteen MPH. Now that we have established your speed does not entail you to the title of superman lets move on.

Second, unless you are passing other cars it is absurd to be in the fast lane. I will note the German Autobahn traffic rules.

Third, you should always be watching your mirrors for other cars. If you notice another car approaching, move over to let the car pass. DO NOT STAY PUT AND FORCE THE OTHER CAR TO SLOW TO YOUR SPEED.

Fourth, if someone threw anything at my car I might perform a takeout maneuver for my own safety. I also would get you plate and tell the police not only had you damaged my car you also pointed a revolver at me.

Finally, one of my goals is to kill somebody like you before I die. I have been hoping someone like you would follow me hope. I have my house setup to kill. To kill some dumb ass who thinks they will teach me a lesson. Also, I am experienced with driving tactics. You never could touch me.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

amen, mother fucker

 

[KAYNE]

THE DREADS

IS THIS GERMANY---NO, ITS NOT!!! NUFF SAID ABOUT THAT. IN ANY STATE, 20MPH OVER THE LIMIT IS CONSIDERED WRECKLESS DRIVING. YOU CAN GO TO JAIL FOR IT. MAYBE THE PUSSY ASS COPS WHERE YOU LIVE WILL LET YOU SLIDE BUT AROUND NEW ORLEANS CITY, THEY DONT. WHEN I WANT TO GO THAT FAST I GET ON MY MOTORBIKE OR I RACE MY CAR. BECAUSE LIKE YOU (OR SO YOU SAY) I TO AM EXPERIENCED IN DRIVING. SO KISS MY ASS!!! WOOPTY DO FOR YOU SINCE YOUR "AVERAGE SPEED IS 95". I DONT GIVE A SHIT.

I WOULD LOVE TO FOLLOW YOU HOME. DO YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD LET YOU GET TO YOUR FRONT DOOR. UHHHHH DONT THINK SO PRICK.

I STAY IN THE LEFT LANE....I DO THIS WHY YOU ASK, GRASSHOPPER. WELL GRASSHOPPER, I DO THIS BECAUE I USUALLY DRIVE FASTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE AND I PASS EVERYONE SO I DONT BOTHER WITH THE SLOW LANE. I AM AN AGGRESSIVE DRIVER. I DONT LIKE TO BE BEHIND A SLOW ASS.

AS FOR THE REVOLVER THING. YOU CAN SAY THAT ALL YOU WANT. MOST COPS KNOW WHEN A DICKHEAD IS LYING. BESIDES..........I HAVE NO PUSSY ASS REVOLVER. I HAVE MUCH BIGGER AND MANY MORE BULLETS FOR DICKS LIKE YOU.

I DO WATCH MY MIRRORS. WHEN I SAW HER THE FIRST FEW TIMES, IT LOOKED AS IF SHE WAS IN THE RIGHT LANE. SHE MUST HAVE WANTED TO CAUSE TROUBLE AND FUCK WITH ME CUZ SHE GOT OVER. BUT THEN AGAIN, I AM NOT POSITIVE SHE WAS IN THE RIGHT LANE BUT IT DID SEAM THAT WAY.

I LET HER GET MY PLATE. I STAYED IN FRONT OF HER SO SHE COULD.

YOUR TAKE OUT MANEUVER!!! HAHA THATS FUNNY GUY!

IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KILL "SOMEONE LIKE ME" AS YOU SAY, I'LL MAIL YOU MY ADDY AND YOU CAN VISIT FOR MARDI GRAS IF YOU REALLY WANT TO. JUST LET ME KNOW.

WHATS THE MATTER? YOU CANT LET YOUR LITTLE LADY RESPOND TO THE RESPONSES OF HER FLAMES. YOU HAVE TO DO IT FOR HER!!!

BTW---YOU NEED SOME ENGLISH LESSONS. MAYBE YOU ARE STILL 16 YEARS OLD.

SEEYA

amen, mother fucker (I SEEM TO RECALL READING THAT)