This Just Happened To Me......i Cant Believe It!!!

[KAYNE]

I WAS DRIVING HOME FROM SCHOOL A LITTLE WHILE AGO. I WAS ON THE INTERSTATE DOING ABOUT 85 ON CRUISE CONTROL. ITS A LONG BRIDGE AND THERE WERE NO CARS IN FRONT OF OR BEHIND ME. WELL THIS WHITE CAR APPEARS BEHIND ME AND IS VERY SLOWLY CATCHING UP TO ME. IT STARTS BLINKING ME AND GETTING ON MY ACE. BEING A HARDACE, I AM NOT GOING TO MOVE OVER SINCE THAT PERSON WAS BEING A DICK AND THE NEXT LANE WAS CLEAR. WELL THIS LITTLE OLD LADY GETS ON SIDE OF ME AND PASSES ME DOING ONLY ABOUT ONE MILE PER HOUR FASTER THAN ME. SHE GETS IN FRONT OF ME ALMOST HITTING ME AND SLAMS ON HER BREAKS. I ALMOST HIT HER AND THE SIDE OF THE BRIDGE. WELL, SHE TRIED TO GET AWAY BUT I'M IN A SPORTS CAR. I GET ON SIDE OF HER AND LOOK AT HER, SHE FLIPS ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!! I START CURSING AT HER. I HAD ABOUT 20$ IN QUARTERS IN MY CENTER CONSOLE. I THREW EVERYLAST ONE OF THEM AT HER ACE HITTING HER CAR AND WINDOWS. I THEN GET IN FRONT OF HER SLOWING DOWN TO ABOUT 40 MPH AND SHE REFUSED TO PASS ME. IF THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A MALE.....I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED HIM, STOPPED HIM, AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.


DAMN........................I AM AGGRAVATED.

JUST HAD TO RANT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[YellowD]

Throwing quarters on the interstate? bahaha, thats a new one.

 

[KAYNE]

IT WAS THE ONLY THING I COULD REACH......I WANTED TO THROW MY BOOKS AT HER BUT THEY ARE TOO EXPENSIVE AND THE SEMESTER JUST STARTED!!!

 

[THeMaCHinE]

I've thrown a couple "AA" batteries in my time...

 

[Jae]

I am guilty of throwing pennies from my convertible if the fool ahead of me is slow at the red light.

 

[Cleaner]

Ummmm weird.

What got her so mad?

 

[KAYNE]

CAPT SHITHEAD

READ THE FUCKING THREAD AGAIN ACEHOLE. I WAS DOING FUCKING 85 IN A 60!!! WTF!!! NOW MY MATH SOMETIMES DECEIVES ME BUT FROM WHAT I CAN TELL, I WASNT GOING SLOW YOU ILLITERATE BASTARD!!! I WAS IN THE LEFT LANE AND THERE WERE NO OTHER CARS AROUND. BESIDES, IF SHE WOULD HAVE ONLY FLASHED ME ONE TIME AND NOT GOT ON MY ACE, I WOULD HAVE MOVED OVER. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT GRASSHOPPER.

 

[Budiak]

Hehehe... thats pretty cool.


You should have followed her home and beaten her.

Why the hell not? Equality, right?

 

[May1010]

I've thrown a couple "AA" batteries in my time...

You're so butch. AA batteries? he he heh funny!

 

[karson]

dude

she probably thought you thought she was a toll booth....I think you should have followerd her home and banged her daughter