This joke about made me crap myself! LMAO!

[gotmojo]

It's funny cuz it's true......Get it Samoth!

Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek.
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count
upto 100 and then start searching. Everyone starts hiding except Newton.
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in front of
Einstein.
Einsteins counting ....97,98,99,100, opens his eyes and finds Newton
standing in front. Einstein says "Newtons out, Newton's out."

Newton denies and says I am not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All
the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton. how?






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His proof:

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square..
That means I am Newton per meter square..
Hence I am Pascal.
Since newton per meter square = Pascal

 

[jnevin]

I just kicked my own ass for reading that.

 

[gotmojo]

I just kicked my own ass for reading that.

Science CAN be fun!

 

[redguru]

So is Pascal out? Or did he not play because he's in the other abode?

 

[gotmojo]

So is Pascal out? Or did he not play because he's in the other abode?

Ahaaaaa!

Pascal, was never asked to play.

 

[samoth]

LOL! I never heard that one before!

Definitely a good one.

 

[Sub-Zero]

lol its clever and i can see pascal getting fucked over and having to be it after that....


its only funny if u picture the shit ur friends do to fuck over another friend

 

[Wulfgar]

samoth in 3,2....oh NM

 

[PBR]

yawn....

 

[hotzie]

holy fuckin virgins

 

[HiDnGoD]

Newton says:
I am standing in a square of area 1m square..
That means I am Newton per meter square..
Hence I am Pascal.
Since newton per meter square = Pascal

 

[needtogetaas]

holy fuckin virgins

lmao right

 

[stilleto]

i totally don't get it, but i'm gonna tell it at my interview tomorrow with the science nerds.

 

[PICK3]

2 snakes climbed up on a picnic table and had mad snake sex, shortly after several baby snakes appeared.

The moral of the story?

Even an adder can multiply on a log table.

 

[stilleto]

are snakes adders?

i don't get that one either.

why does newton equal pasqal?

 

[redguru]

are snakes adders?

i don't get that one either.

why does newton equal pasqal?

A Pascal is a Newton per meter squared (a unit of pressure, like pound per square inch)

 

[Sassy69]

THE PHYSICISTS' BILL OF RIGHTS

(Author Unknown) We hold these postulates to be intuitively obvious,
that all physicists are born equal, to a first approximation, and are
endowed by their creator with certain discrete privileges, among them a
mean rest life, n degrees of freedom, and the following rights which are
invariant under all linear transformations:

1. To approximate all problems to ideal cases.

2. To use order of magnitude calculations whenever deemed necessary
(i.e. whenever one can get away with it).

3. To use the rigorous method of "squinting" for solving problems more
complex than the addition of positive real integers.

4. To dismiss all functions which diverge as "nasty" and "unphysical."

5. To invoke the uncertainty principle when confronted by confused
mathematicians, chemists, engineers, psychologists, dramatists, and
other lower scientists.

6. When pressed by non-physicists for an explanation of (4) to mumble in
a sneering tone of voice something about physically naive
mathematicians.

7. To equate two sides of an equation which are dimensionally
inconsistent, with a suitable comment to the effect of, "Well, we are
interested in the order of magnitude anyway."

8. To the extensive use of "bastard notations" where conventional
mathematics will not work.

9. To invent fictitious forces to delude the general public.

10. To justify shaky reasoning on the basis that it gives the right
answer.

11. To cleverly choose convenient initial conditions, using the
principle of general triviality.

12. To use plausible arguments in place of proofs, and thenceforth refer
to these arguments as proofs.

13. To take on faith any principle which seems right but cannot be
proved.

 

[samoth]

LMAO!! It's so true!

Especially the part about engineers being "lower scientists", lol.

 

[digger]

Did you miss "dramatists" in the list?

 

[stilleto]

are snakes adders?

i don't get that one either.

why does newton equal pasqal?

ohhhhhhh... i'm gonna ACE my interview today!!!

 

[HiDnGoD]

2 snakes climbed up on a picnic table and had mad snake sex, shortly after several baby snakes appeared.

The moral of the story?

Even an adder can multiply on a log table.

LOL also

 

[redguru]

LMAO!! It's so true!

Especially the part about engineers being "lower scientists", lol.

FU Samote.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

are snakes adders?

i don't get that one either.

why does newton equal pasqal?

It's ok sweetie, at least you have your looks.

 

[gotmojo]

ohhhhhhh... i'm gonna ACE my interview today!!!

Talk about the burrito effect too and you'll be able to write you own ticket.

Good luck cookie!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

What is the jokes you hear from guys at MIT that couldn't get laid in the middle of an all out orgy, Alex?

Alex Trebek, "You are correct for $2,000."

 

[Sassy69]

Physicists are academic snobs. They act snooty so they can feel better about themselves & mask the fact that no one wants to hang around w/ them because they smell funny.

 

[samoth]

Physicists are academic snobs. They act snooty so they can feel better about themselves & mask the fact that no one wants to hang around w/ them because they smell funny.

What?! I usually almost always shower several times a week!!

 

[redguru]

What?! I usually almost always shower several times a week!!

Try putting on different clothes after you shower. That beige t-shirt used to be white.

 

[Sassy69]

I had this one German physics prof in college. You couldn't actually go into his office for help or a question unless you pre-hyperventilated and then got a good lungful of air so you didn't have to breathe inside the door.....

Course that could be a European thing too....


Now if you want to talk about smelly guys - no one smells quite like an Ops / Sys Admin guy....

 

[redguru]

I had this one German physics prof in college. You couldn't actually go into his office for help or a question unless you pre-hyperventilated and then got a good lungful of air so you didn't have to breathe inside the door.....

Course that could be a European thing too....


Now if you want to talk about smelly guys - no one smells quite like an Ops / Sys Admin guy....

In High School, I had a Jesuit teacher who could singe your nasal passages.

 

[samoth]

Try putting on different clothes after you shower. That beige t-shirt used to be white.

What, lemme guess, you expect me to change my underwear every day, too

 

[Sassy69]

In High School, I had a Jesuit teacher who could singe your nasal passages.

THey should be charged w/ olifactory assault.

 

[Sassy69]

In High School, I had a Jesuit teacher who could singe your nasal passages.

THey should be charged w/ olifactory assault.