This is why I fly solo everywhere and with everything I do

[KillahBee]

My crew from back home is typical - all grew up together, all went to school together, all come from same backgrounds. So the first of our group is getting married in Nov. We're planning the bach party. Of course, we're doing Vegas. For all you dudes who think chicks are high maintenance and tough to plan with, you should be around these assholes for a few days. First they are all in, then one drops out last minute, then they can all do this weekend, then one can't do this weekend, then we get the Bellagio suite like we agreed upon and one bitches about the cost, then bachelor refuses to go to strip clubs cause his CUNT of a fiance says the wedding will be off if that happens, the this one only wants to do Fri-Sun but the rest of us want Th-Sun.

Unreal. Dudes are worse than chicks. At least you can punch a chick in her mouth to shut her up

 

[heatherrae]

Oh, you are soooooo cool.

 

[needtogetaas]

lol

 

[jnevin]

This is true.

 

[blueta2]

and he wonders why he's been single thus far

Who uses the term "my crew" unless you're a race car driver
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLO <--- for you KB!

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

dude, word on all that. I've got a couple ''good bros'' that I'd take a bullet for but as for most anyone else, meh...

 

[KillahBee]

Wow, heather, you're bordering on insane post stalkering girl who has a crush on the guy who won't give her the time of day again. You were doing well for a while.

 

[jnevin]

lol

 

[KillahBee]

Oh look, the OTHER past-her-prime and not married chick I have on ignore showed up.

lol, I'm like the Pied Piper (sp?) for old, lonely chicks on the e-webs.

Put me on ignore, ladies, and we'll move forward amicably.

 

[KillahBee]

dude, word on all that. I've got a couple ''good bros'' that I'd take a bullet for but as for most anyone else, meh...

I don't have time for high maintenance dudes in my life, I don't get these fools. Everything is a project

 

[heatherrae]

Wow, heather, you're bordering on insane post stalkering girl who has a crush on the guy who won't give her the time of day again. You were doing well for a while.

Maybe we genuinely think you are an idiot. Of course you never thought of that. You are a legend in your own mind.

A crush on you? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Even when I was your age, you wouldn't have turned my head for a millisecond.

 

[vixensghost]

I would suggest you buy a muzzle for the chicks rather than the punch in the mouth.

I'm 100% sure I could still piss and moan thru a broken jaw.

 

[KillahBee]

I would suggest you buy a muzzle for the chicks rather than the punch in the mouth.

I'm 100% sure I could still piss and moan thru a broken jaw.

I was thinking more along the lines of knock 'em out, but this is a valid point

 

[blueta2]

Oh look, the OTHER past-her-prime and not married chick I have on ignore showed up.

lol, I'm like the Pied Piper (sp?) for old, lonely chicks on the e-webs.

Put me on ignore, ladies, and we'll move forward amicably.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/7544131-post14.html

 

[yonkers weights]

WOW the anger on here. What is going on?

 

[txbondsman]

Wow, heather, you're bordering on insane post stalkering girl who has a crush on the guy who won't give her the time of day again. You were doing well for a while.

HR, it's 12:10 CST....

 

[yonkers weights]

I went through the same planning mine. It was annoying! I just said fuck it and planned it and if they did not come, they did not come. Guess what, they all came! Thurs - Sun and all at he same hotel.
No stripclubs? Weak!!! Give him a tampon when he boards the plane!

My crew from back home is typical - all grew up together, all went to school together, all come from same backgrounds. So the first of our group is getting married in Nov. We're planning the bach party. Of course, we're doing Vegas. For all you dudes who think chicks are high maintenance and tough to plan with, you should be around these assholes for a few days. First they are all in, then one drops out last minute, then they can all do this weekend, then one can't do this weekend, then we get the Bellagio suite like we agreed upon and one bitches about the cost, then bachelor refuses to go to strip clubs cause his CUNT of a fiance says the wedding will be off if that happens, the this one only wants to do Fri-Sun but the rest of us want Th-Sun.

Unreal. Dudes are worse than chicks. At least you can punch a chick in her mouth to shut her up

 

[needtogetaas]

I don't have time for high maintenance dudes in my life, I don't get these fools. Everything is a project

see I would be the perfect wing man...buy me what ever is cheapest on tap and
hit on any one you like knowing if her man is there I would kill him any way.just keep feeding me beer..


that is if I was drinking again.

 

[yonkers weights]

I would never say anything bad about HR. She has a great set on her.
That is like a get out of jail card with me. Love em!
They must be SO BIG these days! PM me a pic.... worth a shot!

 

[KillahBee]

I went through the same planning mine. It was annoying! I just said fuck it and planned it and if they did not come, they did not come. Guess what, they all came! Thurs - Sun and all at he same hotel.
No stripclubs? Weak!!! Give him a tampon when he boards the plane!

I know, man! That's what I'm sayin

 

[KillahBee]

see I would be the perfect wing man...buy me what ever is cheapest on tap and
hit on any one you like knowing if her man is there I would kill him any way.just keep feeding me beer..


that is if I was drinking again.

lololol, awesome!!

 

[Bikini Mod]

How can you possibly have a GREAT bachelor party without a bunch of trashy hos?

If the fiancee doesn't trust her husbandtobe around the lowest form of female life then perhaps she should rethink her choice.

Women like this kill me.

 

[KillahBee]

How can you possibly have a GREAT bachelor party without a bunch of trashy hos?

If the fiancee doesn't trust her husbandtobe around the lowest form of female life then perhaps she should rethink her choice.

Women like this kill me.

I assume this was sarcastic.

There is nothing wrong with going out and being guys.

And you calling strippers "trashy hos" is pretty ridiculous in several ways. You ladies around here need to relax on the hate and look yourselves in the mirror for a few days.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I assume this was sarcastic.

There is nothing wrong with going out and being guys.

And you calling strippers "trashy hos" is pretty ridiculous in several ways. You ladies around here need to relax on the hate and look yourselves in the mirror for a few days.

Why are you personally attacking me when I was AGREEING WITH YOU?

Dood, you need to take a fucking midol or something.

You dont know FUCKALL about me. How dare YOU call ME a trashy ho?

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

 

[needtogetaas]

I'm in love with a stripper

 

[Faizakafez]

I'm in love with a stripper

I'm T-pain!

 

[blueta2]

Friends KB has = 0
Times KB says LOL =500000000000000


BM, this guy is a certified douche who probably calls his "crew" to tell them how he pisses off old ladies on EF. He obviously hates his Mom hence all the hate towards the older women here.

 

[yonkers weights]

Going to a strip club is better then a bar, for the lady at home.
Guy has almost NO SHOT at fucking a stripper when he is out. Now put him in a normal bar with drunk women and he can nail half of em! Odds are in the favor of the srtip club ladies if you want your man home untouched!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Friends KB has = 0
Times KB says LOL =500000000000000


BM, this guy is a certified douche who probably calls his "crew" to tell them how he pisses off old ladies on EF. He obviously hates his Mom hence all the hate towards the older women here.

I am not going to personally attack KB but I will defend myself.

He has NO BUSINESS WHATSOEVER calling me a trashy ho.

The irony here is that he got nasty with me for AGREEING WITH HIM.

Whatever.... it isn't my problem. It is his.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Going to a strip club is better then a bar, for the lady at home.
Guy has almost NO SHOT at fucking a stripper when he is out. Now put him in a normal bar with drunk women and he can nail half of em! Odds are in the favor of the srtip club ladies if you want your man home untouched!

A strip club is THE SAFEST place for your man to go, that is unless you are with MY husband. LOL

Back in the day there was only ONE REASON he would go to a *gentlemen's club*. Tabledances weren't hardly none of them.

 

[Dial_tone]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

 

[needtogetaas]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

lol

 

[Bikini Mod]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

LMFAO

 

[KillahBee]

So have a one-man batchelor party by yourself without the groom. Few mortal men are hip enough to pull that off. Are you up to the challenge?

Myself and the other dude who is planning it are the two guys there who roll a little differently. We already told the groom that we are going to the strip club, he can sit home in the hotel.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Myself and the other dude who is planning it are the two guys there who roll a little differently. We already told the groom that we are going to the strip club, he can sit home in the hotel.

So you and *your friends* are going to have a bachelor party without the groom?

Ok, so now we see why you have no friends (which is what you said).

Correct me and my trashy ho self, but isn't the bachelor party supposed to be FOR THE GROOM?

 

[Dial_tone]

So you and *your friends* are going to have a bachelor party without the groom?

Ok, so now we see why you have no friends (which is what you said).

Correct me and my trashy ho self, but isn't the bachelor party supposed to be FOR THE GROOM?

FUCK NO! It's for the groom's friends. Their chance to say goodbye to their lifelong drinking/whoring buddy who will from that night forward safekeep his balls in his wife's purse.

 

[KillahBee]

FUCK NO! It's for the groom's friends. Their chance to say goodbye to their lifelong drinking/whoring buddy who will from that night forward safekeep his balls in his wife's purse.

Seriously!! It ain't about the groom!!! It's about getting us laid cause we CAN

 

[Bikini Mod]

FUCK NO! It's for the groom's friends. Their chance to say goodbye to their lifelong drinking/whoring buddy who will from that night forward safekeep his balls in his wife's purse.

Then why bother to involve the groom at all?

Hell just call it *once in a blue moon going out to drink and fuck hos with my boys* night.... NOT a bachelor party.

The party is supposed to celebrate the change in a single man's life. If his wifetobe has a problem with any aspect of the plans then the man needs to MAN UP and tell his friends to go fuck themselves.

I already stated, I dont understand the female mind for begrudging her husbandtobe a raunchy disgusting drunken filth-laden bachelor night. But if that is how she is - then the friends need to shutthefuck up and respect THEIR FRIEND'S WISHES to not cause problems for him in his personal relationship. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

.... just sayin is all.

 

[jnevin]

This is good. I was hoping I'd find a thread full of ranting and overuse of capitals.

 

[needtogetaas]

I'm in love with a male stripper.

 

[jnevin]

I'm in love with a male stripper.

as you should be

 

[Bikini Mod]

This is good. I was hoping I'd find a thread full of ranting and overuse of capitals.

Sorry but I take exception to being called a trashy ho whether it is direct or implied.

I am still mystified as to what brought it on in the first place. Waiting for clarification and an APOLOGY but all I hear is *crickets chirping*.

 

[H_T_]

go pull a full monty with the crew in a Bed, Bath & Beyond and avengify all of the whipped, suppressed bro's....throw in a William Wallace speech before the disembowelment....

 

[calveless wonder]

and he wonders why he's been single thus far

Who uses the term "my crew" unless you're a race car driver
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOLO <--- for you KB!

super weak attempt...

lots of people use crew. welcome to the world of under 30 and people who live in non bumblefuck areas

 

[jnevin]

Sorry but I take exception to being called a trashy ho whether it is direct or implied.

I am still mystified as to what brought it on in the first place. Waiting for clarification and an APOLOGY but all I hear is *crickets chirping*.

I didn't see anyone call anyone that.

 

[calveless wonder]

Sorry but I take exception to being called a trashy ho whether it is direct or implied.

I am still mystified as to what brought it on in the first place. Waiting for clarification and an APOLOGY but all I hear is *crickets chirping*.

just because you feel that way internally doesn't mean you have to project it on everyone else

 

[Bikini Mod]

I didn't see anyone call anyone that.

Allow me to assist:

I assume this was sarcastic.

There is nothing wrong with going out and being guys.

And you calling strippers "trashy hos" is pretty ridiculous in several ways. You ladies around here need to relax on the hate and look yourselves in the mirror for a few days.

 

[Bikini Mod]

just because you feel that way internally doesn't mean you have to project it on everyone else

Please clarify what you mean.

 

[jnevin]

Allow me to assist:

He didn't call anyone a trashy ho.

 

[Dial_tone]

Then why bother to involve the groom at all?

Hell just call it *once in a blue moon going out to drink and fuck hos with my boys* night.... NOT a bachelor party.

The party is supposed to celebrate the change in a single man's life. If his wifetobe has a problem with any aspect of the plans then the man needs to MAN UP and tell his friends to go fuck themselves.

I already stated, I dont understand the female mind for begrudging her husbandtobe a raunchy disgusting drunken filth-laden bachelor night. But if that is how she is - then the friends need to shutthefuck up and respect THEIR FRIEND'S WISHES to not cause problems for him in his personal relationship. With friends like that, who needs enemies?

.... just sayin is all.

Amnesty rule. You puke on a chick's boobs while you're schtoinking her or get so drunk you shat yourself you get an automatic pass if it's at a batchelor party. You do that on any other night and we will ride your mutha fucking punk ass like Little Yellow Jacket til the end of time.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Amnesty rule. You puke on a chick's boobs while you're schtoinking her or get so drunk you shat yourself you get an automatic pass if it's at a batchelor party. You do that on any other night and we will ride your mutha fucking punk ass like Little Yellow Jacket til the end of time.

You are killing me over here!

 

[Bikini Mod]

He didn't call anyone a trashy ho.

It was implied.

Or maybe I misunderstood... Could all be cleared up with an explanation...

I am very level-headed.

I agreed with the guy and he slammed me. Still trying to understand why he would do that.

 

[calveless wonder]

It was implied.

Or maybe I misunderstood... Could all be cleared up with an explanation...

I am very level-headed.

I agreed with the guy and he slammed me. Still trying to understand why he would do that.

why is he obligated to explain something to you because you completely twisted it and misinterpreted it to what you feel is convenient?

 

[Bikini Mod]

why is he obligated to explain something to you because you completely twisted it and misinterpreted it to what you feel is convenient?

I was not the only one who read it that way so please spare me the rhetoric.

If I make a statement that offends someone and that was NOT my intention I try my best to explain what I DID mean. It's called personal responsibility. KB is very big on that from what he posts but obviously not one who practises what he preaches.

One can only surmize that he meant it EXACTLY the way I took it and the way that many others took it to be meant.

 

[Phaded]

ya right you just have pussy ass friends.. since my friends were all broke.. my boy got the suite at the hard rock comped and i told my friends 9 months in advance if they dont have 100 in an envelope for liquor/drugs on the day we were leaving they weren't coming..

they all manned up.. considering like half of them have jobs thats pretty decent.. i'm assuming all your friends have jobs.

i'm sure if we wanted to hit vegas it'd be the same shit but i would have told them 2 years in advance.. however miami blows vegas outta the ball park.

 

[alien amp pharm]

BM wouldn't know what to do without drama in her life.

What a complete waste of human life.

 

[Bikini Mod]

BM wouldn't know what to do without drama in her life.

What a complete waste of human life.

Are you still riding that train?

I have plenty of drama in my life that is why I don't go around wantonly knocking others.

If I offend someone unintentionally, I try to explain and apologize because I am sorry they got offended even though that wasn't my intention.

See, I have manners and I care about the feelings of others.

I suppose it is MY BAD to hope that others would behave the same in kind?

 

[alien amp pharm]

why is he obligated to explain something to you because you completely twisted it and misinterpreted it to what you feel is convenient?

Such is why you can't argue with her. She lies and twists stories to fit her point of view constantly. Tis best just to sit back and watch the train wreck from a distance.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Such is why you can't argue with her. She lies and twists stories to fit her point of view constantly. Tis best just to sit back and watch the train wreck from a distance.

Actually my life is quite envied by many in spite of how difficult it can be. Nice of you to notice.

 

[NJjuice22]

that dude who's getting married sounds like a puss. planning a trip for wahtever reason with more than a small handful of peeps is always a bitch.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Just curious - for those of you who think this guy is less than a man because he doesnt want to hurt his relationship with his future wife (regardless of how unreasonable her wishes might seem) what would YOU DO if it was YOU were the bachelor in question?

 

[Dial_tone]

Just curious - for those of you who think this guy is less than a man because he doesnt want to hurt his relationship with his future wife (regardless of how unreasonable her wishes might seem) what would YOU DO if it was YOU were the bachelor in question?

He's less of a man for agreeing to such a demand. It will only be the first of many such demands. She will threaten to withhold the pussy whenever she needs to make a point or get her way.

 

[NJjuice22]

Just curious - for those of you who think this guy is less than a man because he doesnt want to hurt his relationship with his future wife (regardless of how unreasonable her wishes might seem) what would YOU DO if it was YOU were the bachelor in question?

im calling him a puss but if I was madly in love (which I cant see happening because that usually only last the first 6 months or so) I might listen to her. I personally know that would never happen to me, a threat would make me want the party even more.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I didnt say that she threatened you. All I said was that YOU KNEW it would bother her. You mean to tell me that if YOU KNEW it would hurt your wife that you had a *typical bachelor nite* filled with trashy hos and whathaveyou that you would go and have one anyway?

This is YOUR WIFE TO BE now... not some lamo girlfriend.

 

[Bikini Mod]

He's less of a man for agreeing to such a demand. It will only be the first of many such demands. She will threaten to withhold the pussy whenever she needs to make a point or get her way.

Oh come on now, that isn't what I meant and you know it.

I am talking about her FEELINGS being hurt. You mean to tell me that you would go and do it anyway if YOU KNEW it would make her feel badly?

 

[KillahBee]

He's less of a man for agreeing to such a demand. It will only be the first of many such demands. She will threaten to withhold the pussy whenever she needs to make a point or get her way.

DEMANDS should NEVER be made in any sort of adult relationship. If you allow yourself to be held captive to demands, then you are a weak individual.

it's pretty simple.

 

[Bikini Mod]

And here is another thought for all the *he-men* on the board. Did the thought ever occur to anyone that MAYBE the groom in question is the one who doesn't want to engage in this type of behavior and he just doesn't know how to express this to all of his guy friends who are "counting on him to have this opportunity to have this big wild ass outofcontrol party"?

Just throwing that out there for the men to consider.

 

[KillahBee]

And here is another thought for all the *he-men* on the board. Did the thought ever occur to anyone that MAYBE the groom in question is the one who doesn't want to engage in this type of behavior and he just doesn't know how to express this to all of his guy friends who are "counting on him to have this opportunity to have this big wild ass outofcontrol party"?

Just throwing that out there for the men to consider.

You're wrong, he's not that guy. If he was, one would assume that I would have noted this and not presented it in such a way in the original post.

So yeah, no.

 

[Bikini Mod]

DEMANDS should NEVER be made in any sort of adult relationship. If you allow yourself to be held captive to demands, then you are a weak individual.

it's pretty simple.

No one ever said anything about a demand. All of the men automatically assume that this is the case.

Anyone who delivers an ultimatuum in a relationship better be prepared to deliver. A skanky ass bachelor party IMHO is not one of the times when either party needs to be making demands/ultimatums.

It is always sad to see men climbing all over their groom friend for what is STOOPID shit. Don't yall think the guy is stressed out enough without having to hear shit from his friends over something so fucking inconsequential?

Serioulsy, think on that. What kind of friends are you guys being here?

 

[Bikini Mod]

You're wrong, he's not that guy. If he was, one would assume that I would have noted this and not presented it in such a way in the original post.

So yeah, no.

That is why I said MAYBE. I am not there - you are.

So you are telling us that this guy WANTS to have this bigblowupdownanddirtyfilthywhoreladendrunkenass party but he is bowing out because his wife2B said, "If you do that, then the wedding is off?"

Just askin.

I just went back an reread your original post...

Are you certain that is the case and not him saying that hoping you guys will back off? Married people situate themselves this way ALL THE TIME.

 

[KillahBee]

No one ever said anything about a demand. All of the men automatically assume that this is the case.

Anyone who delivers an ultimatuum in a relationship better be prepared to deliver. A skanky ass bachelor party IMHO is not one of the times when either party needs to be making demands/ultimatums.

It is always sad to see men climbing all over their groom friend for what is STOOPID shit. Don't yall think the guy is stressed out enough without having to hear shit from his friends over something so fucking inconsequential?

Serioulsy, think on that. What kind of friends are you guys being here?

You have lost the plot. You have NO sense of reality at this point in time.

Goodbye now.

 

[Bikini Mod]

You have lost the plot. You have NO sense of reality at this point in time.

Goodbye now.

Good answer... silly me giving these one dimensional characters real thoughts and feelings in an effort to understand.

This was just a bitchfest about your highmaintenance male friends who can't seem to get it together for a bachelor nite to amuse yourselves - fuck the bachelor who is going through what is most likely THE MOST stressfull time in his life thusfar.

Carry on then.


Here, allow me to make up for my trying to interject something intelligent.

SHOW US YOUR TITTS!!!

 

[jerkbox]

Going to a strip club is better then a bar, for the lady at home.
Guy has almost NO SHOT at fucking a stripper when he is out. Now put him in a normal bar with drunk women and he can nail half of em! Odds are in the favor of the srtip club ladies if you want your man home untouched!

this is true....i will never understand why brides, and wives in general have such a problem with strip clubs....I'm not a big on going to strip clubs anyway, but it's appropriate for a bachelor party, it's just a little fun...

and as for the married guys who occasionally go, their wives should be glad....it probably horns them up enough to be able to actually want to come home and bone their fat boring asses.

 

[KillahBee]

this is true....i will never understand why brides, and wives in general have such a problem with strip clubs....I'm not a big on going to strip clubs anyway, but it's appropriate for a bachelor party, it's just a little fun...

and as for the married guys who occasionally go, their wives should be glad....it probably horns them up enough to be able to actually want to come home and bone their fat boring asses.

We used to get strippers in our house all the time in college. You'd always have 20 drunk dudes walking out of that house ready to fuck ANYTHING that talked to us. It was always a good night for the boring fatties.