This hot blonde I see at the gym all the time approached me at the bar tonight

[Lumberg]

nathan, where are you from?

if i ever see you bouncing at a bar i might pee on your leg.

you know that would bind you to him for life right?

in Winnipeg (or wherever he's from) peeing on someone's leg while they're high is like saving their life.

Anyways nathan you need to read this book, it's called "How to Succeed with Women." It'll tell you how you build trust and all that. Then you will be hitting Laura as well as her bitchy friend and the porkers too. Everybody wins. Also second hole from the back of the neck.

 

[Nathan]

you know that would bind you to him for life right?

in Winnipeg (or wherever he's from) peeing on someone's leg while they're high is like saving their life.

Anyways nathan you need to read this book, it's called "How to Succeed with Women." It'll tell you how you build trust and all that. Then you will be hitting Laura as well as her bitchy friend and the porkers too. Everybody wins. Also second hole from the back of the neck.

Right, second hole. Got it. You guys are the best, always so helpful and stuff.

 

[canadianhitman]

They're only telling you half the truth, man. The second hole from the back of the neck is fine, but there's nothing wrong with the first hole either if she's game.

 

[Nathan]

They're only telling you half the truth, man. The second hole from the back of the neck is fine, but there's nothing wrong with the first hole either if she's game.

Where are you in Ontario man? We should get baked some time.

 

[canadianhitman]

I'm near Kingston. I'm not that big a fan of weed, but I do like to do mushrooms a couple of times per year.

 

[Nathan]

I'm near Kingston. I'm not that big a fan of weed, but I do like to do mushrooms a couple of times per year.

I'm always up for some fun.

 

[Lao Tzu]

I'm always up for some fun.

fun = deliverance

 

[supersizeme]

http://www.dickcream.com/history/0211/

 

[Nathan]

fun = deliverance

Spank me like a toddler.

 

[Nathan]

http://www.dickcream.com/history/0211/

That guy in the pickle suit can really move.