This hot blonde I see at the gym all the time approached me at the bar tonight

[Nathan]

I am so in. I would have asked for her number there but another girl I was seeing walked by right then. I'll get it at the gym next time I see her. She's 20 in a few weeks. That makes me like 3.5 years older but that sure as fuck falls well within the half your age plus seven rule, even if you round up. So fuck all of you.
Her sister grabbed my tit one time and squeezed it and it really hurt so I ran away. That's me though, smooth as all bloody hell. Nevertheless, even though I may be slightly socially impaired at the best of times I'm still out there mixing it up, doing my best. I'm supposed to go back to the bar to see the other girl now but if I do that then the blonde girl might see me with her. Fuck it, they're both smashed by now anyways. I'll wear a mask or something to disguise myself. People already think I'm weird, this will just support their per-existing theory.

 

[Nathan]

Somebody normally makes fun of me by now, though my perception of time is a little altered at the moment. Still, I'm sticking to my guns on this one.

 

[sweed]

good job weirdo

 

[Swiftme]

you gonnna get laid tonight bro

 

[Optimus B]

good job bro! remember, it's the second hole from the back of the neck! and ya, the mask is pure money.

 

[Nathan]

good job bro! remember, it's the second hole from the back of the neck! and ya, the mask is pure money.

Second hole, got it.

 

[vinylgroover]

good job bro! remember, it's the second hole from the back of the neck! and ya, the mask is pure money.

lol

Nathan, it's just like riding a bike. I have no idea why people say that because it's nothing like riding a bike, but you know what i'm getting at.

 

[Beachbum1546]

lol

Nathan, it's just like riding a bike. I have no idea why people say that because it's nothing like riding a bike, but you know what i'm getting at.

well, if you remove the seat and sit on the post it will be just like AAP and BBF going at it.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

good job bro! remember, it's the second hole from the back of the neck! and ya, the mask is pure money.

third hole

 

[bitemeagain]

Somebody normally makes fun of me by now, though my perception of time is a little altered at the moment. Still, I'm sticking to my guns on this one.

Naw. I completely understand. I've always wanted to wear a mask around and see the reaction on people's faces. I wore a mask inside Blockbuster once and people were staring at me and making comments. I got a big kick out of it. People are so dumb. SHeep.