This girl wanted my friend to pay for her abortion?

[DannoMight]

My friend likes to bareback about anything warm and wet when he goes out drinking on the weekend. Well he banged some slob a couple weeks ago and she called him Friday saying she was preggo by him and needs $400 to get an abortion ASAP. So he says cool and tells her he will meet her later with the cash.

Being he actually is somewhat smart he gets the cash but also buys 2 pregnancy tests. He meets her at her place and gets the cash out but told her wait. Then he said first take one of the tests now and I'd its positive I'll give you the money. He said her jaw about hit the floor when he busted out the tests. She immediately started back peddling and saying she was just a little late but wasn't 100% sure yet. But when she made the call for the money she was pretty demanding. She ended up saying well let's just wait and see if I am really pregnant first then I'll call you.

Cool story bro, fasho.....

 

[puddlemonkey]

women are shady. period.

 

[calveless wonder]

What a shady cunt.

But that's what happens when you bang random slobs. Good thing he was smart enough to verify. Could have also said he'd only pay the clinic directly.

 

[DannoMight]

I didn't think he was slick enough to buy a pregnancy test to see if she was really pregnant or not. I'm sure it wasn't the first time she's pulled that scam.

 

[-SD-]

What a shady cunt.

But that's what happens when you bang random slobs. Good thing he was smart enough to verify. Could have also said he'd only pay the clinic directly.

Bennett from Commando: "Sully will take you to the clinic and make sure you sign in. Enrique will stay with you to make sure you get teh abortion. If I dont hear from either one of them, its a scam!"

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Props to your bro....haha.

Scantless ho

 

[Sub-Zero]

always gotta make em "prove it".

and they have to piss on it in front of you, or they are cheatin on the test! otherwise punch their tummy and run

 

[-SD-]

on the flip side, if shes preg and wants you to pay for teh clinic, it will be the best $500 you spent in your whole life, guaranteed.

 

[Smurfy]

What a shady cunt.

This.

 

[Flexnds]

LOL, safer than prostitution?