this bloody model I wanted to score last night

[justinjones1963]

u rock!

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

so did you get any by causing this immense cockblock?

or did you just ruin his night? haha

also was he actually walking in his with his girlfriend?

 

[heatherrae]

so im working door, and i chat up this normal looking girl, who decides that im awesome and that I should pick up her disgustingly hot model friend

...and I mean disgustingly hot. like 9.5/10, "i dont work i model full time" type hot.

anyway the story was taht the model had jsut broken up with her BF of 2 years, and wanted some action - but this tall skinny goofy bastard had 40 minutes to work on her while I was working and had her well and truly hooked, and life was difficult, because there was no waaayyyy i was going to get her from him and they were about to start making out, and I did one of the more bastardish things Ive done so far in my pickup life...

...I told the first girl i was talking to that I had seen him walk in with his girlfriend earlier.

she then became possibly the biggest cockblocker in the history of cockblockers, like, a cockblocker as big as Bitemes Gut, and she shot that guy dooooowwwwwnnnnn

...and also decided that I was even awesomer than before

what do you think, bastardish, or fair play? Ill try find a pic, shes stupidly good looking (I dont care. I cackled LOL)

heheheheheh....

fair play!!! hahahaha

 

[bw1]

lol

 

[JO_M]

HAHAHA.......love it

 

[GoldenDelicious]

so did you get any by causing this immense cockblock?

or did you just ruin his night? haha

also was he actually walking in his with his girlfriend?

1) no he wasnt actually walking in with his GF, i ever actually saw the mofo before

2) i jsut ruined his night, but it was funny, and therefore, worth it

3) ill maybe get something next week/month/year. playing the "good guy" angle (if yorue a legitimately good guy, which i am, except for that little lapse in morality lol) is really useful because girls will stay in your life pretty much forever, and intro you to their equally hot girlfriends. the other thing is that by always being around, one day when theyre in the right frame of mind/mood, you run in and shag them with minimal effort. its great lol

good work


Id just tell her the dude has the HIV
worked countless times 4 me

yorue going to get me into a brawl, you realise lol

 

[avidinternet]

You couldn't close on that huh...

 

[jackangel]

obviously not "fair" play, but still some kind of play.

 

[Bikini Mod]

GD is the punani master! IMHO you aren't going STRAIGHT to hell for your little shenanigan... maybe it will be a long and windy road.

And yes, most of the time, the most attractive girls spend their free time w/out a date as too many men are too intimidated to approach them. And you couldn't be more spot on about "being an all-around nice guy" gettin you gobs of punani. I've been saying that for years and the guys all shoot me down round here. Glad it came from you as you are living proof.

 

[avidinternet]

GD is the punani master! IMHO you aren't going STRAIGHT to hell for your little shenanigan... maybe it will be a long and windy road.

And yes, most of the time, the most attractive girls spend their free time w/out a date as too many men are too intimidated to approach them. And you couldn't be more spot on about "being an all-around nice guy" gettin you gobs of punani. I've been saying that for years and the guys all shoot me down round here. Glad it came from you as you are living proof.

Bikinimom you're up late!!!

I don't usually see you here at night