GoldenDelicious
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so im working door, and i chat up this normal looking girl, who decides that im awesome and that I should pick up her disgustingly hot model friend
...and I mean disgustingly hot. like 9.5/10, "i dont work i model full time" type hot.
anyway the story was taht the model had jsut broken up with her BF of 2 years, and wanted some action - but this tall skinny goofy bastard had 40 minutes to work on her while I was working and had her well and truly hooked, and life was difficult, because there was no waaayyyy i was going to get her from him and they were about to start making out, and I did one of the more bastardish things Ive done so far in my pickup life...
...I told the first girl i was talking to that I had seen him walk in with his girlfriend earlier.
she then became possibly the biggest cockblocker in the history of cockblockers, like, a cockblocker as big as Bitemes Gut, and she shot that guy dooooowwwwwnnnnn
...and also decided that I was even awesomer than before
what do you think, bastardish, or fair play? Ill try find a pic, shes stupidly good looking (I dont care. I cackled LOL)
...and I mean disgustingly hot. like 9.5/10, "i dont work i model full time" type hot.
anyway the story was taht the model had jsut broken up with her BF of 2 years, and wanted some action - but this tall skinny goofy bastard had 40 minutes to work on her while I was working and had her well and truly hooked, and life was difficult, because there was no waaayyyy i was going to get her from him and they were about to start making out, and I did one of the more bastardish things Ive done so far in my pickup life...
...I told the first girl i was talking to that I had seen him walk in with his girlfriend earlier.
she then became possibly the biggest cockblocker in the history of cockblockers, like, a cockblocker as big as Bitemes Gut, and she shot that guy dooooowwwwwnnnnn
...and also decided that I was even awesomer than before
what do you think, bastardish, or fair play? Ill try find a pic, shes stupidly good looking (I dont care. I cackled LOL)