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Things that you do not post on Elite.

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Seems that many of us post our lives on this board. Name some things that you do not post such as, my scabies itch.
 
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humantarget said:
i got a strawberry shaped birthmark on my ass.
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oh great! now i will never have freaking strawberries and wine agian without thinking about your ass :worried:
 
biteme said:
Seems that many of us post our lives on this board. Name some things that you do not post such as, my scabies itch.
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Everything gets posted here including bowel movement schedules, desires to be with 13 year old Swedish girls, getting in touch with your feminine side, etc ...
 
Erzulie said:
oh great! now i will never have freaking strawberries and wine agian without thinking about your ass :worried:
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not that you aren't constantly dwelling on the status of my ass anyway.
 
i am very open and have people I call my friend on this board,so im just as open here as in real life,the people I call friends id tell anyway and the ones I dont well I dont care what they think as much
 
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i just found out the source of this most pungent and robust of odors. i had a pint of milk on my window sill. it froze, burst and curdled. anyone else wanna play "what's that smell?"
 
humantarget said:
not that you aren't constantly dwelling on the status of my ass anyway.
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hahaha

im thinking ill have nightmares tonight!
 
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I won't post enough information for anyone to truly identify me.
 
humantarget said:
you could post less too, that would help...
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I know all the big words make your little head hurt HT, but I just don't have time to waste looking for pictures just to make you happy ... :qt:

That being said Merry F***ing Xmas, a**hole :finger:

:frsty:
 
MuscleMom said:
I know all the big words make your little head hurt HT, but I just don't have time to waste looking for pictures just to make you happy ... :qt:

That being said Merry F***ing Xmas, a**hole :finger:

:frsty:
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it's not that they're big, there are just so many of them, at one time, EVERY Fucking TIME.........
 
I talk a lot about nothing and very little about everything..

But most people don't seem to notice and those that do don't seem to mind..

The ones that do mind don't bother reading so who the fuck cares..

The few that call me on it we share pm's.. and they either come off thinking im an idiot or a genius :)
 
humantarget said:
it's not that they're big, there are just so many of them, at one time, EVERY Fucking TIME.........
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Hey, the fact you have Attention Deficit Disorder is not MY problem. Also not my problem is the fact that you are easily bored, need new glasses, are dyslexic, have difficulty either putting me on Ignore or scrolling PAST my posts, brag about having a generally bitter attitude, have relationship issues, possess an inflated sense of ego/self/grandiocity/your place in the world, and your attractiveness to the opposite sex.

There's plenty of other people out here who write long posts. Seems to me you just have a problem if the poster is a WOMAN.
 
MuscleMom said:
Hey, the fact you have Attention Deficit Disorder is not MY problem. Also not my problem is the fact that you are easily bored, need new glasses, are dyslexic, have difficulty either putting me on Ignore or scrolling PAST my posts, brag about having a generally bitter attitude, have relationship issues, possess an inflated sense of ego/self/grandiocity/your place in the world, and your attractiveness to the opposite sex.

There's plenty of other people out here who write long posts. Seems to me you just have a problem if the poster is a WOMAN.
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Not all people with ADHD and DYslexia are as annyoing as him :verygood:

I like him.. but it might be that i suffer from the same
 
*MissFit* said:
Not all people with ADHD and DYslexia are as annyoing as him :verygood:

I like him.. but it might be that i suffer from the same
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ADHD peeps are some of my favorite in the world!!! My own dear husband, both of his children, and my own son as well as his father (he's a jerk) all have either ADD or ADHD.

HT's unreasonable prejudice against me/the length of my posts is :confused:

What I can't fathom is if he dislikes me or what I have to say why read the material at all? He's Plat, he can put me on Ignore. I've never understood the need certain hurtful people have to seek out and hound someone they don't like. My philosophy is, you don't like them, avoid them, ignore them, steer clear. Apparently, his philosophy is, I don't like you, I'm gonna follow you around and nag the crap out of you and try to make you feel bad about yourself. I understand this behavior in a dog or cat, but you'd think human beings have evolved beyond it ... at least human beings that have matured past puberty ... but apparently that's not always the case.

The fact is, if it wasn't me, it would be someone else. People like HT are a dime a dozen, I've seen them in action before and they are nothing if not predictable; frankly, they're never happy unless they have someone to pick on.
 
MuscleMom said:
ADHD peeps are some of my favorite in the world!!! My own dear husband, both of his children, and my own son as well as his father (he's a jerk) all have either ADD or ADHD.

HT's unreasonable prejudice against me/the length of my posts is :confused:

What I can't fathom is if he dislikes me or what I have to say why read the material at all? He's Plat, he can put me on Ignore. I've never understood the need certain hurtful people have to seek out and hound someone they don't like. My philosophy is, you don't like them, avoid them, ignore them, steer clear. Apparently, his philosophy is, I don't like you, I'm gonna follow you around and nag the crap out of you and try to make you feel bad about yourself. I understand this behavior in a dog or cat, but you'd think human beings have evolved beyond it ... at least human beings that have matured past puberty ... but apparently that's not always the case.

The fact is, if it wasn't me, it would be someone else. People like HT are a dime a dozen, I've seen them in action before and they are nothing if not predictable; frankly, they're never happy unless they have someone to pick on.
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http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/p/p/pps107/stfu.jpg
 
humantarget said:
that was awful. did you just google the first thing that popped into your head? please, show some respect and put some effort into it.
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Why should I respect you when you don't respect me? I googled "crying baby" and picked the nastiest looking one I could find. That's what you are acting like HT, a big nasty, crying baby.

I haven't done a f*cking thing to you, but you've been a total sh*t to me, and I realized something today, the only possible reason you could have for being nasty to me is because I'm nice. Honest to god, I'm a nice person. I have a few problems, like everyone on this planet does, but really, I'm a nice person, and the nicer I am the nastier you have been to me.

I've actually been given some suggestions on how I should handle you and your behavior. To those who've made those suggestions, I am truly grateful, but I'm sorry, I just can't do it, it would be hypocritical. I've also been told you are a good person, but frankly I'm having a progressively more difficult time believing it. I never mislead you, but you act like I've committed some personal insult to you. Point blank, you're acting like a pissy little bitch, okay?

STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

Work your issues out with women in therapy, or beat the shit out of your next girlfriend, or go kick a few dogs, or take a shotgun to work, but I never did one single solitary goddamned thing to you, directly or otherwise. You declared this Goddamned war, but you want ME to concede defeat in some conflagration you constructed in your mind ... WELL FUCK YOU I WILL NOT. I will be FUCKED if I will say sorry for something I didn't do. If I had harmed you in some way I would admit it and apologize. God knows I'm not perfect, if I had done something wrong I'm perfectly capable of saying "My bad."

I NEVER DID ONE DAMN THING TO YOU.

You don't like me because I'm blunt or forthright or wordy or nice or won't post up a picture or because I admit to being over 40 or called myself Mom or admit I had a bad marriage that I got out of and have a good marriage I am in now or won't be impressed by massive amounts of Karma or because the sky is blue or because you have a pain in your head or because you haven't been laid lately or your AA meeting location got moved. None of which is MY problem. You have a problem with me that YOU and ONLY YOU created. I do not now and have never had a problem with you. I am, however, rapidly coming to the believe that you are one g'damned pathetic excuse for a human being and the nastier you are to me the more I am driven to that inevitable conclusion.

And I am not an alter, I came to this board about a month before my join date is ... I got back into the weights right around the time of my 40th birthday and started looking for a place to talk to other chicks about iron not too long after that.

So Blessed Solstice, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Kiss My Fucking Ass HumanTarget. Take your shitty attitude and stick it up your chauvanistic ass, you petty little prick.

And to anybody OTHER than HT that I've unintentionally insulted or offended by my language or attitude, I'm genuinely sorry, but I got screwed on a couple of gifts I was planning to give tomorrow and I've just officially hit my limit. I really think I've been pretty tolerant. I was going to PM this to HT and keep it out of public view (hell, I realize it's pretty raw), but then I decided, right or wrong, to put it on the table and let the chips fall where they may.

As I have said before, I'd rather be an honest bitch than a hypocrite.
 
Creepusmaximus said:
It burns when I pee, what should I do? LOL
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Drink lots of water and make an appointment at the clinic ASAP :santa:
 
ummmm i can flick a rolled up piece of snot across the room accurately enough to plop into someones coffee. the trick is to see if there are hairs sticking out of it, and how you can spin the snot to get curve

a man of many talents, i am ;)
 
MuscleMom said:
Why should I respect you when you don't respect me? I googled "crying baby" and picked the nastiest looking one I could find. That's what you are acting like HT, a big nasty, crying baby.

I haven't done a f*cking thing to you, but you've been a total sh*t to me, and I realized something today, the only possible reason you could have for being nasty to me is because I'm nice. Honest to god, I'm a nice person. I have a few problems, like everyone on this planet does, but really, I'm a nice person, and the nicer I am the nastier you have been to me.

I've actually been given some suggestions on how I should handle you and your behavior. To those who've made those suggestions, I am truly grateful, but I'm sorry, I just can't do it, it would be hypocritical. I've also been told you are a good person, but frankly I'm having a progressively more difficult time believing it. I never mislead you, but you act like I've committed some personal insult to you. Point blank, you're acting like a pissy little bitch, okay?

STOP MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF.

Work your issues out with women in therapy, or beat the shit out of your next girlfriend, or go kick a few dogs, or take a shotgun to work, but I never did one single solitary goddamned thing to you, directly or otherwise. You declared this Goddamned war, but you want ME to concede defeat in some conflagration you constructed in your mind ... WELL FUCK YOU I WILL NOT. I will be FUCKED if I will say sorry for something I didn't do. If I had harmed you in some way I would admit it and apologize. God knows I'm not perfect, if I had done something wrong I'm perfectly capable of saying "My bad."

I NEVER DID ONE DAMN THING TO YOU.

You don't like me because I'm blunt or forthright or wordy or nice or won't post up a picture or because I admit to being over 40 or called myself Mom or admit I had a bad marriage that I got out of and have a good marriage I am in now or won't be impressed by massive amounts of Karma or because the sky is blue or because you have a pain in your head or because you haven't been laid lately or your AA meeting location got moved. None of which is MY problem. You have a problem with me that YOU and ONLY YOU created. I do not now and have never had a problem with you. I am, however, rapidly coming to the believe that you are one g'damned pathetic excuse for a human being and the nastier you are to me the more I am driven to that inevitable conclusion.

And I am not an alter, I came to this board about a month before my join date is ... I got back into the weights right around the time of my 40th birthday and started looking for a place to talk to other chicks about iron not too long after that.

So Blessed Solstice, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and Kiss My Fucking Ass HumanTarget. Take your shitty attitude and stick it up your chauvanistic ass, you petty little prick.

And to anybody OTHER than HT that I've unintentionally insulted or offended by my language or attitude, I'm genuinely sorry, but I got screwed on a couple of gifts I was planning to give tomorrow and I've just officially hit my limit. I really think I've been pretty tolerant. I was going to PM this to HT and keep it out of public view (hell, I realize it's pretty raw), but then I decided, right or wrong, to put it on the table and let the chips fall where they may.

As I have said before, I'd rather be an honest bitch than a hypocrite.
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*sighs* i wish i could put that in my sig. cool. i don't care. either way, i'm in your head. i wish my closets had this much space, lol.
 
humantarget said:
*sighs* i wish i could put that in my sig. cool. i don't care. either way, i'm in your head. i wish my closets had this much space, lol.
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Your closets would have more room if you would be honest with yourself and "come out" of them. :rainbow:
 
MuscleMom said:
Your closets would have more room if you would be honest with yourself and "come out" of them. :rainbow:
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4 out of 10. and i'm not talking about how much of the male population you've slept with. that dis was weak, like everything else about you.
 
humantarget said:
4 out of 10. and i'm not talking about how much of the male population you've slept with. that dis was weak, like everything else about you.
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You just don't get it, do you???

You aren't funny, you aren't annoying, you don't make me angry, mad, sad, or anything. HT, you just make me shake my head, man. Therapy, that's what you should give yourself for the holiday. You have serious issues, and you seem to be really proud of it, when it's just sad. And you're too stupid to realize it. You're twisted up inside of some sort of gender paradigm and don't have the intelligence to realize it; even a dumb animal realizes when it's foot is in a trap.

What's your next pathetically trite response to be? Another STFU Bitch JPG, you hunt and peck typist?

Bugs the hell out of your that some of us are touch typists, doesn't it?
 
I don't think I've ever discussed the smell that emanates from my foreskin if I miss my bath.
 
MuscleMom said:
You just don't get it, do you???

You aren't funny, you aren't annoying, you don't make me angry, mad, sad, or anything. HT, you just make me shake my head, man. Therapy, that's what you should give yourself for the holiday. You have serious issues, and you seem to be really proud of it, when it's just sad. And you're too stupid to realize it. You're twisted up inside of some sort of gender paradigm and don't have the intelligence to realize it; even a dumb animal realizes when it's foot is in a trap.

What's your next pathetically trite response to be? Another STFU Bitch JPG, you hunt and peck typist?

Bugs the hell out of your that some of us are touch typists, doesn't it?
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so, what are you trying to say?
 
If MM wasn't married, I would think there was some strong sexual tension between the two of you.

HT, next week a new EF cycle of women joining to learn about dieting & fitness and making the mistake of clicking on the link for C&C and/or joining because their boyfriends are members will commence. Save your energy for them.
 
nycgirl said:
If MM wasn't married, I would think there was some strong sexual tension between the two of you.

HT, next week a new EF cycle of women joining to learn about dieting & fitness and making the mistake of clicking on the link for C&C and/or joining because their boyfriends are members will commence. Save your energy for them.
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lol, you're such a smart ass. i have a short work week, there'll be lots of HT to go around. and btw, that chick would totally wanna do me.
 
humantarget said:
lol, you're such a smart ass. i have a short work week, there'll be lots of HT to go around. and btw, that chick would totally wanna do me.
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Well, you know how catty us EF girls can be. Make sure you spread your hate around to all of us.
 
nycgirl said:
If MM wasn't married, I would think there was some strong sexual tension between the two of you.

HT, next week a new EF cycle of women joining to learn about dieting & fitness and making the mistake of clicking on the link for C&C and/or joining because their boyfriends are members will commence. Save your energy for them.
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it's strange you mention that.............i work with a girl who's kinda similar to MM. we fucking argue hardcore in front of customers and i've had a few think that she's my wife. wtf?
 
humantarget said:
idk. maybe i dig chicks who don't back down from me........
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Yes, I can see that. I get the feeling it takes a strong woman to put up with you. One that isn't afraid to tell you to STFU and let you know when you are going down the wrong path.

I've been told my sassy attitude is a turn on. They like to try to "tame" me. LOL. I love being teased and going back and forth. Provided it isn't disrespectful.
 
Nice to see my thread's still going strong. What up mofo's?
 
nycgirl said:
Yes, I can see that. I get the feeling it takes a strong woman to put up with you. One that isn't afraid to tell you to STFU and let you know when you are going down the wrong path.

I've been told my sassy attitude is a turn on. They like to try to "tame" me. LOL. I love being teased and going back and forth. Provided it isn't disrespectful.
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seriously. the places i work at and life in general, everyone is always asking me what they should do. so i tell them. i can be domineering...........check that, i am domineering. my way is the only way, i guess. but, ..... if someone speaks up and says something, i will listen. i can be very hard to approach and reach sometimes.
 
humantarget said:
seriously. the places i work at and life in general, everyone is always asking me what they should do. so i tell them. i can be domineering...........check that, i am domineering. my way is the only way, i guess. but, ..... if someone speaks up and says something, i will listen. i can be very hard to approach and reach sometimes.
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Yes, I'm the same way. I was told I was intimidating. The few people that I'm really close with, have the same personality as me.
 
nycgirl said:
Yes, I'm the same way. I was told I was intimidating. The few people that I'm really close with, have the same personality as me.
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i know what ya mean, my ex told me once that before we started going out, she was afraid of me. i never really thought of myself like that until she said something.
 
nycgirl said:
If MM wasn't married, I would think there was some strong sexual tension between the two of you.

HT, next week a new EF cycle of women joining to learn about dieting & fitness and making the mistake of clicking on the link for C&C and/or joining because their boyfriends are members will commence. Save your energy for them.
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if i ever get a girlfriend the only way shell ever find this site is if i get super drunk and click on it in front of them, luckily i dont drink
 
SublimeZM said:
if i ever get a girlfriend the only way shell ever find this site is if i get super drunk and click on it in front of them, luckily i dont drink
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LOL. Where have you been???
 
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