they showed videos

[nangiggles]

I'm just hoping my wife doesn't float a deuce or rip open her love cave.

The way prego women eat look out if they push a turd out, gonna be something to asspire too.

"Push Honey, look it's Mr. Hankey"

WTF!?! when mom had my brother they gave her a laxative and shaved her all up(and then she didnt dilate and needed a C-section lololo), that was over 30 years ago, do they not do that beforehand anymore?

 

[nangiggles]

Watching your wife give birth is like watching your favorite pub burn to the ground.

LOLOL bad bro material but LOLOL

Yeeeaaahhhh this thread is solidifying my lack of desire to ever have babies. No thanks.

THIS x1000
I was thinking the exact same thing, cringing at just the thought of assuming a fetal position for that epidural, fuck no, oh God