The "would you" Game

[iggy]

How it works is you say something completely ridiculous and random that the person below you has to answer if they would do it or not for a large amount of cash (specify if you want).

we played this in high school all the time.
here's an oldie.

Get banged by a horse.
- 1 billion dollars

 

[Sub-Zero]

How it works is you say something completely ridiculous and random that the person below you has to answer if they would do it or not for a large amount of cash (specify if you want).

we played this in high school all the time.
here's an oldie.

Get banged by a horse.
- 1 billion dollars

is it gauranteed that i survive or is that part of the gamble?


if guaranteed recover after 1 month, full recovery, nohorse aids, etc, id gladly bend over right now.

would you "immortal technique"(listen to dance with the devil, if ur not sure what this means) your own mother
-2 billion dollrs

 

[iggy]

no, would you eat a box of crayons for five grand?

 

[ponyfitness]

Would you kill a convicted pedophile for ten thousand dollars?

 

[myway]

no, would you eat a box of crayons for five grand?

yes. I would for way less. colors taste good.
would u post more vids for k?

 

[seaking420]

Would you kill a convicted pedophile for ten thousand dollars?

Depends on many circumstances....but most likely yes...id do it for free.


would you eat a fat mans dump for 50k

 

[drow]

No Dice! Ive heard Dump really doesnt taste all that good!


Whould you give "myway" half your K for an awesome hoo hoo pic on here?

 

[iggy]

no, lol

would you take a bath of honey for fifty dollars?

 

[Thandie]

no, lol

would you take a bath of honey for fifty dollars?

Yes, it's actually good for your skin.

Would you have sex with a morbidly obese person for $5,000

 

[1500]

Yes, it's actually good for your skin.

Would you have sex with a morbidly obese person for $5,000

yes, would you watch your husband/wife have teh sexuals with another in front of you for $100,000

 

[nangiggles]

Yes, it's actually good for your skin.

Would you have sex with a morbidly obese person for $5,000

Well I had sex with a normal obese one just for shits and giggles so I guess maybe I could try

would you eat a whole jar of mayonaise for $50?

 

[nefertiti]

yes, would you watch your husband/wife have teh sexuals with another in front of you for $100,000

Hell no.

Would you eat a bowl of live bait for 1000?

 

[drow]

Hell no.

Would you eat a bowl of live bait for 1000?

Nope!

Would you let someone drop a duece on ur face for $1000?

 

[walliwalibus]

No. Would you eat a raw chicken for 5,000?

 

[princesa]

No. Would you eat a raw chicken for 5,000?

No!
Would you have sex with someone who has teh AIDS for $1mill?

 

[Thandie]

No!
Would you have sex with someone who has teh AIDS for $1mill?

No!

Would you walk naked on the street for $1,000, for like 10 blocks (NYC does not apply, since no one would give a shit)

 

[nangiggles]

No!
Would you have sex with someone who has teh AIDS for $1mill?

Condom or no condom? nah... either way I wouldn´t...

Would you eat a pound of butter for $200

 

[iggy]

No!

Would you walk naked on the street for $1,000, for like 10 blocks (NYC does not apply, since no one would give a shit)

yes (depends on time of day though)
for 5-10k for 10 blocks. 1,000 per block.

Condom or no condom? nah... either way I wouldn´t...

Would you eat a pound of butter for $200

no, $50 is way too cheap. i'm not that much of a whore. lol.

Classic from high school which one creepy guy said, "FUCK YEAH. 20 billion dollars!, I'd fucking do it!"

Would you let a whole football team (55 guys) do you once everyday in a line for 365 days straight for 10-20 billion dollars and to be the richest person alive?

 

[princesa]

No!

Would you walk naked on the street for $1,000, for like 10 blocks (NYC does not apply, since no one would give a shit)

lol ..Ever seen the naked cowboy on Times/Herald Square?

$1,000? Nooo, not enough money.

Would you eat a big juicy burger 3 days before comp. for $5000?

 

[Thandie]

lol ..Ever seen the naked cowboy on Times/Herald Square?

$1,000? Nooo, not enough money.

Would you eat a big juicy burger 3 days before comp. for $5000?

Yeah, but he's not naked. He has undies, LOL!

 

[princesa]

yes (depends on time of day though)
for 5-10k for 10 blocks. 1,000 per block.


no, $50 is way too cheap. i'm not that much of a whore. lol.

Classic from high school which one creepy guy said, "FUCK YEAH. 20 billion dollars!, I'd fucking do it!"

Would you let a whole football team (55 guys) do you once everyday in a line for 365 days straight for 10-20 billion dollars and to be the richest person alive?

55?? Damn!! That's not humanly possible.
20billion is a lot of dough..I don't know..

 

[iggy]

yeah, but you will get banged 55x365 times.
that is 20,075. you would probably get used to it.
but it's probably way more than most pornstars get banged in their lives.

lol

20 billion though? you could fucking buy anything, give money to the poor, buy a football team, ect.
but i for one would always be traumatized by getting banged 20,075 times. you wouldn't be able to forget it. lol

 

[PICK3]

Wood you intentionally get your sack caught in your zipper for $5k

 

[iggy]

Wood you intentionally get your sack caught in your zipper for $5k

yes. u r supposed to answer mine first pick. lol

would you go skinny dipping in the winter in canada with some strippers (male and female) in 23 degree weather for $500

 

[binö]

yes. u r supposed to answer mine first pick. lol

would you go skinny dipping in the winter in canada with some strippers (male and female) in 23 degree weather for $500

yes.
eat a can of copenhagen for $100

 

[PICK3]

yes. u r supposed to answer mine first pick. lol

would you go skinny dipping in the winter in canada with some strippers (male and female) in 23 degree weather for $500

no


Wood you wear a speedo at a public beach for $500

 

[iggy]

yes,
would you make a youtube video with rnch,
pick3, and poboy to "lets get physical" by olivia newton john
for $300

 

[PICK3]

yes,
would you make a youtube video with rnch,
pick3, and poboy to "lets get physical" by olivia newton john
for $300

no

Wood you drive a new Cadillac giving to you if you had to keep a license plate on it that read "CAWKLVR"

 

[iggy]

yeah.
would you wear a purple dress to the mall and dance in front of macys for 30 minutes.
300 bucks.

 

[nimbus]

yeah.
would you wear a purple dress to the mall and dance in front of macys for 30 minutes.
300 bucks.

no.

would you sit on someone's lapped while they pooped?

100 bucks

 

[tha joker]

Would you bang a beached dolphin (still alive) in the blow hole for $50,000.00?

 

[iggy]

no.

would you sit on someone's lapped while they pooped?

100 bucks

if not a dude. yeah.

would you eat whipped cream off of a cat for $100

 

[Sub-Zero]

if not a dude. yeah.

would you eat whipped cream off of a cat for $100

no

would you eat a cat with a side of whip cream

for 200 dollars

 

[iggy]

lol. no,

would you act like a dog for an hour for 2,000 bucks.

 

[nimbus]

lol. no,

would you act like a dog for an hour for 2,000 bucks.

yes

would you drink piss straight from r. kelly's dick for 10,000 dollars

 

[iggy]

yes

would you drink piss straight from r. kelly's dick for 10,000 dollars

no, but for $100,000 yes.

would you play pin the tail on the poboy for $500

 

[Scotsman]

no, but for $100,000 yes.

would you play pin the tail on the poboy for $500

No he'd probably see it as foreplay.

Would you cut off one of your pinky toes with bolt cutters for $1,000,000? You have to be stone sober and no pain killers.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[billfred]

No he'd probably see it as foreplay.

Would you cut off one of your pinky toes with bolt cutters for $1,000,000? You have to be stone sober and no pain killers.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Yeah - my pinkie toe annoys me anyway. It is all curled under and the toenail is half worn off. I would have to receive medical attention afterwards.

Would you eat a fried grub worm for $100?

 

[gripweight]

Yeah - my pinkie toe annoys me anyway. It is all curled under and the toenail is half worn off. I would have to receive medical attention afterwards.

Would you eat a fried grub worm for $100?

Yea

would u wipe your ass with your hand for 20 dollars?

 

[billfred]

Yea

would u wipe your ass with your hand for 20 dollars?

of course. I have wiped my ass with a lot worse.

Would you sleep with Bikinimom without ear plugs?

 

[broonzy]

of course. I have wiped my ass with a lot worse.

Would you sleep with Bikinimom without ear plugs?

For how much??





I don't even think Grump does that.

 

[iggy]

wheres smurf at? she would love this thread.

 

[UncleBee]

Would you let your own child drown if it meant saving the life of the person with the cure for cancer?

 

[billfred]

of course. I have wiped my ass with a lot worse.

Would you sleep with Bikinimom without ear plugs?

Ok - let's say for $10k. Feel free to chime in if this is even realistic GOM.

 

[billfred]

Would you let your own child drown if it meant saving the life of the person with the cure for cancer?

No sorry - I am a selfish bastard.

 

[broonzy]

Would you accept a sleepover invite from Pick3 knowing that he was going to slip you the date rape drug and do things to your unconcious body?

For $5,000?

 

[Strongbow]

Would you accept a sleepover invite from Pick3 knowing that he was going to slip you the date rape drug and do things to your unconcious body?

For $5,000?

Fuck that for 5 grand Hell NO. Thats fucking sick that you even thought of that.

 

[iggy]

Would you give smurf and chris both lapdances for $100

 

[Strongbow]

Would you give smurf and chris both lapdances for $100

CHris $200 and Smurf's would be for free.

 

[walliwalibus]

No. Would you bang a crack whore without a condom for $300?

 

[PICK3]

Would you accept a sleepover invite from Pick3 knowing that he was going to slip you the date rape drug and do things to your unconcious body?

For $5,000?

wtf???

 

[Strongbow]

wtf???

I think he is suggesting that you would violate man ass.

 

[broonzy]

I think he is suggesting that you would violate man ass.

It wasn't gender specific, but..............

 

[Strongbow]

It wasn't gender specific, but..............

BUTTTTTTTTT, yea we get the picture.

 

[iggy]

no, for $1000 with a condom, maybe

would you bronski (shake your head in the titties and yell BRONSKI) strongbows office lady
for $100, but it would have to be a youtube video.

 

[gripweight]

Would you taste another mans semen out of kind consideration?

 

[Strongbow]

no, for $1000 with a condom, maybe

would you bronski (shake your head in the titties and yell BRONSKI) strongbows office lady
for $100, but it would have to be a youtube video.

Office Lady for a HUNDO and put the video on You Tube, HELL TO THE YEA.

 

[canadianhitman]

Would you kill a convicted pedophile for ten thousand dollars?

That one is too easy: hell yeah

 

[broonzy]

no, for $1000 with a condom, maybe

would you bronski (shake your head in the titties and yell BRONSKI) strongbows office lady
for $100, but it would have to be a youtube video.

Yes, if I can yell "Broonzy" instead!


Would you let a transport truck run over your foot for $10,000.00?

 

[canadianhitman]

Would you bang a beached dolphin (still alive) in the blow hole for $50,000.00?

Nope...I'm guessing there's a very strong muscle that contracts that blowhole closed, and it's not worth having your cawk destroyed at any price.

 

[Strongbow]

Yes, if I can yell "Broonzy" instead!


Would you let a transport truck run over your foot for $10,000.00?

WOuldn't even pay for the reconstructive surgery. Would you let me hit you square in your fucking grill for a thousand?

 

[canadianhitman]

Would you step into a cage and fight Fedor Emelianenko for 60 seconds for $10,000, with the stipulation that you are not allowed to tap out and there is no ref to save you if you're getting tuned?

 

[canadianhitman]

Would you let me hit you square in your fucking grill for a thousand?

No...1000 would only cover a fraction of the dental work.

 

[Strongbow]

Would you step into a cage and fight Fedor Emelianenko for 60 seconds for $10,000, with the stipulation that you are not allowed to tap out and there is no ref to save you if you're getting tuned?

Hell Yea I would, a better ? would be if he would get in the ring with me for 60 sec. for 10 grand.LOL. I'm not saying those dudes ain't bad but I have not see one yet that I wouldn't fucking fight for money. Or just for shits and giggles.

 

[broonzy]

Hell Yea I would, a better ? would be if he would get in the ring with me for 60 sec. for 10 grand.LOL. I'm not saying those dudes ain't bad but I have not see one yet that I wouldn't fucking fight for money. Or just for shits and giggles.

Strongbow is feisty tonight!

 

[Strongbow]

Strongbow is feisty tonight!

LOL, I just ain't scared of shit. Worst thing that could happen is death, so fuck it. What the hell are you up too?

 

[jfn2]

Would you taste another mans semen out of kind consideration?

good lord, no. if you could keep the money, would you remove a $1,000 bill from burt reynolds asshole with your teeth?

 

[PICK3]

good lord, no. if you could keep the money, would you remove a $1,000 bill from burt reynolds asshole with your teeth?

seek professional help

 

[binö]

seek professional help

post pics of yourself on EF for a cnote?

 

[PICK3]

post pics of yourself on EF for a cnote?

no

knot for $1k

resign from your job for $50k?

 

[binö]

no

knot for $1k

resign from your job for $50k?

for sure i'd just switch agencies

toss rnch's salad for a gs-14 pension starting upon his romantically exploding?

 

[jfn2]

seek professional help

LOL i have, and this is the result. you still didn't answer the question, tho.... tempted, are you?

 

[iggy]

for sure i'd just switch agencies

toss rnch's salad for a gs-14 pension starting upon his romantically exploding?

no,

would you cook and eat a cat for a $1000

 

[PICK3]

no,

would you cook and eat a cat for a $1000

no

wood you bypass all social interactions for a year for $20k ... meaning just go to work and home

 

[iggy]

no, wouldn't do that for any money.

would you get a sex change for a year for 1 billion bucks.

 

[binö]

no, wouldn't do that for any money.

would you get a sex change for a year for 1 billion bucks.

to unbelievable fail

but would you suck and swallow a mans cacknballs for 100k in a suitcase no questions asked

 

[iggy]

no. not for any money in the world.

would you let Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah
run train on you with strap-ons for a mil?

 

[binö]

no. not for any money in the world.

would you let Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah
run train on you with strap-ons for a mil?

if the strap on was small yep.
cut off half your pinky finger yourself, for 50k?

 

[canadianhitman]

LOL, I just ain't scared of shit. Worst thing that could happen is death, so fuck it. What the hell are you up too?

Wrong, the worst thing that could happen is permanent disability or brain damage.

I'll never forget what my dad said to me when I first got my driver's license at the end of his 'don't drive too fast' speech:

"I want you to remember something...dying is easy, but being crippled or disfigured for life...that's tough."

 

[jfn2]

no. not for any money in the world.

would you let Rosie O'Donnell and Oprah
run train on you with strap-ons for a mil?

i know a dude that'd do that for free.... he dates my ex-wife now

 

[myway]

i know a dude that'd do that for free.... he dates my ex-wife now

YAY! Dayum. I called u like 3 times 2day.

 

[jfn2]

to unbelievable fail

but would you suck and swallow a mans cacknballs for 100k in a suitcase no questions asked

why would they be in a suitcase? no, either way. would you let a hot stripper fart on your nose for $100 ?

 

[tha joker]

Hell no to Oprah and Rosie? Would you let someone spray pepper spray on your bunghole for $100.00?

 

[jfn2]

YAY! Dayum. I called u like 3 times 2day.

texted you. you don't answer, turd.

 

[iggy]

Hell no to Oprah and Rosie? Would you let someone spray pepper spray on your bunghole for $100.00?

no, would you eat 1/2 lb raw ground beef for 2,000 bucks?

 

[broonzy]

no, would you eat 1/2 lb raw ground beef for 2,000 bucks?

no.

Would you lick a toilet seat in a truckstop washroom for $3,732.38?

 

[Strongbow]

YAY! Dayum. I called u like 3 times 2day.

You can call me girl, I will ansewer, LOL.

 

[billfred]

no.

Would you lick a toilet seat in a truckstop washroom for $3,732.38?

Oh hell no.

Would you go to a blow job bar and have your dick sucked under the bar not knowing what mouth was on said dick. BTW - you have to pay, not receive money for this.

 

[broonzy]

Oh hell no.

Would you go to a blow job bar and have your dick sucked under the bar not knowing what mouth was on said dick. BTW - you have to pay, not receive money for this.

No, I don't pay anyone for a blow job ever.

 

[Strongbow]

Some sick mutha fuckers up in here.

 

[Strongbow]

Would you nail an ugly chick for a Big Zax's Pack and a large sweet tea?

 

[broonzy]

Would you nail an ugly chick for a Big Zax's Pack and a large sweet tea?

What's a big zax pack and how ugly?

 

[Strongbow]

What's a big zax pack and how ugly?

Zaxby's Chicken Brutha its a Southern thang I guess.