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[ChefWide]

My son just farted in my face.

Mouth open, on deep yawn inhale and he shimmies up and lets go with a Hindenflatch.


Took the enamel right off my damn teeth. I was so surprised that i hesitated before I took evasive action and got the full payload right in the keester.

 

[Y_lifter]

Are you sure it wasn't that volcano you all got erupting up in there ?

 

[gab9681]

My dog did that to me this morning. I think she was pissed because she knew she was leaving to get spayed today. She jumped up on the bed and just roasted one right in my face. Damn dog.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

 

[SoreArms]

Lol

 

[ChefWide]

Are you sure it wasn't that volcano you all got erupting up in there ?

We skipped this one because it's erupting under water, actually and it is hyper dangerous to get anywhere near it (mandatory jail time if you try to get near and under-ice eruption), but we drove out to the last one on Mt. Hekla and got right up next the lava flow... The thing they don't get across on the Discovery channel is what a slowly moving lava flow sounds like... it's very awe inspiring.

It's like a hundred thousand glass blocks being pushed very slowly.. kind of a deep, deep slow rumble mixed with the sound of tons of broken glass... amazing.

We picked fresh rocks, drank coffee laced with brandy and went home.

Skál.

 

[Y_lifter]

Did you roast some hot dogs and make smores ?

how cool that would be..

 

[jerseyart]

The fruit never falls far from the tree

 

[Dakotah]

My son just farted in my face.

Mouth open, on deep yawn inhale and he shimmies up and lets go with a Hindenflatch.


Took the enamel right off my damn teeth. I was so surprised that i hesitated before I took evasive action and got the full payload right in the keester.

very cute arent kids?

 

[ChefWide]

Did you roast some hot dogs and make smores ?

how cool that would be..

My father in law said EXACTLY the same thing!

We did see one knuckleheadsson park his brand new Range Rover less than 50ft from the on coming flow: it's HOT HOT HOT! 50ft away from liquid stone, crazy hot! The frozen ground thawed very fast and he got STUCK!!!

We were all laughing out loud, standing right next to his car as he was panicking watching the lava come closer, we let him chit dee pants for a few and then about 10 of us chipped in and lifted the back of his car out of the rut so he could hall ass. That flow would have swallowed his car whole and burned the steel down to the last bolt there would have been no trace left at all.

the insurance here does not cover 'parking in the path of oncoming lava like a neandrafuck'

 

[Carmen]

think of all the little shit particles you just inhaled.
wow.

 

[ChefWide]

think of all the little shit particles you just inhaled.
wow.

My children all wear OSHA PPFU (poop particle filtration underoos) so the total Scatole ingestion was well within the current standards set down by the Bush administration... er... i guess that means i just chowed some duke.

 

[Scotsman]

Nice your kid already knows the yokozuna I think he will fit right in at college.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[ChefWide]

Nice your kid already knows the yokozuna I think he will fit right in at college.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Right now he is coming to terms with the 'hang by my heels in the hall closetazuna'

 

[Scotsman]

Right now he is coming to terms with the 'hang by my heels in the hall closetazuna'

Ah discipline is a fierce mistress.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Y_lifter]

When my Daugher had the habit of farting in front of my friends and in public, I finally had had enough.

I waited until we were around a few of HER friends and let loose a massive eruption making Mt St Helens proud and acted like I did this all the time..
She was so embarrased and mad and yet she got the point

She now is very low key about it when she must toot.

 

[wootoom]

i like them farts you can cut with a knife and fork

 

[Deleted member 33117]

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