The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[hamstershaver]

freeballin do you need me to stop at the store on the way home and pick up some anal ease or do we have any left?

nasty

 

[FreeballinDC]

Hammy, Carson Kressly just called, he wants his cockring back.

 

[SoreArms]

I'm going to be Judy Garland this Holloween

 

[bluepeter]

Freeballin, I must admit I have fantasized about you assaulting my rectal canal with your love pole

 

[SoreArms]

Anyone have a bridge they can sell me?

Interested in the Brooklyn bridge, orb? I have a great deal!

 

[FreeballinDC]

I just found out that I get to play Dr Frank N Furter in the remake of the Rocky Horror Picture show. Finally, I can wear my leather corset and fishnet stockings in public.

 

[SoreArms]

musicals, whats not to love about them?

 

[FreeballinDC]

lockerrooms, whats not to love about them?

 

[SoreArms]

I just got a part time job as a glory hole attendant.

Way to move up in life, bor

 

[FreeballinDC]

Way to move up in life, bor

dude, it's some good money, supplements my "modeling" career.