The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[FreeballinDC]

I don't care if Freeballin is gay, I'd still hit it. Just because a leopard can't change his spots, doesn't mean he can't climb a different tree every now and then.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Hamstershaver, thank you for coming over last night after Sorearms couldn't get it up. That was the first time I've given anyone a dirty sanchez. I hope you enjoyed it half as much as you appeared to.

 

[bluepeter]

I just can't understand why nobody else shares my obsession with sodomizing baby goats

 

[onerepmaximum]

The first thing I'm gonna do when I get my penis implant is drink 2 gallons of water. Finally I'll be able to know what it feels like to not piss all over my hand when I go to the bathroom.

 

[bluepeter]

If only I had Bluepeter's dashing good looks, quick wit and large cock, I would be banging all the hotties instead of spooning with FZ just to get off

 

[onerepmaximum]

I wonder if I can have the size of my rectum reduced. The guys just don't seem to enjoy my butt love like they used to. Although it is kind of neat when I go outside and it's windy, you can hear the ocean in my ass.

 

[hamstershaver]

i love wednesdays its 2 for 1 at the local gay bar

sick

 

[bluepeter]

I was so hurt last night when hammy asked me if beating off with a cheerio was my preferred method of gratification. Then he said fellating me felt like he was flossing his teeth with a grain of basmati rice.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Um guys, I have a little problem. How long do you think it will take a potato to dissolve in my ass?

 

[FreeballinDC]

Onerep, warn me next time you go skinnydipping. When you started talking about your big arrow, and hunting for a big hole to "fish", I thought you were talking about my big hole, and how you were going to "fish" with your arrow in it.