The "Quote the person above you and change the contents of the quote" Thread

[bran987]

I missed the last 300 posts on this thread, is it all gay jokes like this page?

(I expect this to be quoted please)

 

[SoreArms]

You guys shouldn't make jokes at the "gays" expense. It's just mean!

lighten up twinkle toes

 

[powerslave]

I expect to blow A LOT of dudes this weekend

 

[bluepeter]

I fellated the last 300 guys I've met but none of them wanted to tear up my bunghole

(perhaps it's that raging gonorrhea problem I'm having)

 

[SoreArms]

Ice Ice baby!

Dude, hasnt new reched Canada yet that Vanilla Ice sucks?

 

[bluepeter]

Dude, hasnt news reached Canada yet that I am the only one that Vanilla Ice sodomizes with a strap-on? (his dick is to small to pleasure my gaping anus)

 

[SoreArms]

I'm going to tap a tree for maple syrup, eh!

dude, don't they sell Aunt Jemima there?

 

[bluepeter]

Just because I'm the product of an incestuous relationship doesn't mean I'm slow

It's OK bor, inbreeding has always been a common thing in the US.

 

[SoreArms]

Dude, these new shoes make me run real fast. Check it out! :runs:

LOL, I thought that too when I was a little kid. Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

 

[onebigab]

LOL, I thought that too when I was a little kid. Don't worry, Father Michael assured me that was standard penance for giving a Blowjob and eating his ass out.