The official bitch about work thread....

[The Shadow]

..post something up.


An engineer commited my name and time to a project that cant be done b-4 the said deadline.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I will be walking into a kitchen resembling a bombsite in 26 minutes, and be expected to cook quickly and well with little or no prep work done for me.

 

[Imnotdutch]

I go back to work next week.........looking forward to being told to fuck off on a regular basis

 

[WODIN]

People are using valuable oxygen that I might need someday.

 

[Bullit]

Cubicles suck.
Mainly cuz it really cuts into my special EF time.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

my boss is pregnant

 

[jerkbox]

i drive an hour out of the city in bad traffic everyday for this boring ass job...

 

[The Shadow]

People are using valuable oxygen that I might need someday.

PUHLEASE......like you dont already wheel around an 02 cylinder....

 

[Imnotdutch]

I will be walking into a kitchen resembling a bombsite in 26 minutes, and be expected to cook quickly and well with little or no prep work done for me.

Theres nothing like having to wing because other people are inefficient.....

 

[nuh_mizer]

My boss told me he's going to let me go after he hires a replacement. He doen't like me 'cause I don't want to be his bitch. He likes to push me around because I'm bigger that him and I guess it's an ego booster.

 

[WODIN]

PUHLEASE......like you dont already wheel around an 02 cylinder....

Don't you have a deadline to meet there gloria?

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Cubicles suck.
Mainly cuz it really cuts into my special EF time.

They would have to drag my kicking and screaming out of my office.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Damn......too big

 

[Y_lifter]

Originally posted by Cornholio
PUHLEASE......like you dont already wheel around an 02 cylinder....

Badum pum tzzz

 

[Y_lifter]

HG, Is that hand sanitizer for meeting handshake cooties or
lub in that pump container on your desk ?

 

[velvett]

HG,

Nice office.

Gunlocke furniture?

Anyway, nice scotch tape on the walls. You know Gunlocke or Hon could make up a nice tack board for your wall and if I may suggest a paint color other than white to take the up a notch.


I'm pretty good with office make overs - at least Cravath Swaine & Moore think so.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

HG,

Nice office.

Gunlocke furniture?

Anyway, nice scotch tape on the walls. You know Gunlocke or Hon could make up a nice tack board for your wall and if I may suggest a paint color other than white to take the up a notch.


I'm pretty good with office make overs - at least Cravath Swaine & Moore think so.

Ummm.....the tape is a temp situation. I smashed my bulletin/cork board into about a dozen pieces a few weeks back. Business hasn't been great and I get cranky.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

HG, Is that hand sanitizer for meeting handshake cooties or
lub in that pump container on your desk ?

You might think it's lube, but it is hand santizer. I go through a bottle of that every 6 weeks. I sanitize after any handshakes, trips to the bathroom or accidental touching of anything in the employee breakroom.

 

[Y_lifter]

You might think it's lube, but it is hand santizer. I go through a bottle of that every 6 weeks. I sanitize after any handshakes, trips to the bathroom or accidental touching of anything in the employee breakroom.

I think they have a name for that condition...

 

[HG Pennypacker]

I think they have a name for that condition...

Yeah....it's called "Everyone But Me Is a Disgusting Pig"

 

[Y_lifter]

I had to cancel several meetings today due to the fact that many
people felt a 3 day Weekend was not enough, and took off today.

 

[The Shadow]

well...my lab is technically closed but Im here anyway

 

[FreeballinDC]

I had to cancel several meetings today due to the fact that many
people felt a 3 day Weekend was not enough, and took off today.

It never is enough.

One reason I'm on anti-depressants is because of this job.

"Get another one" you say? HELL NO!! This is my third job in 6 years. I am really not up to looking for another one. Lazy? HELL YES.

Would getting laid be good therapy? Would BCBS repay me for that?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

It is hard for me to bitch about work when I will be leaving in a few hours and going to relax for 3 days. See ya'll on Tuesday I will say as a burn out of here in about 6 hours.

Only thing I can complain about is having to wait six more hours!!!

 

[john937]

I guess I'm having a comparatively good day:
Management is trying to improve morale and team spirit;
so they ordered T-shirts for everybody, and we have to wear them this afternoon for a group mug shot and look appreciative.
Then that fake fun shot is going on our team website to show everyone what a happy group we are.
Like the way to improve morale is to buy everyone a cheap ugly shirt they'd never wear anywhere else!
Oh, well, I can always use another car wash rag.

 

[presguy]

i hates the work, should have gotten into porn.

 

[Y_lifter]

I guess I'm having a comparatively good day:
Management is trying to improve morale and team spirit;
so they ordered T-shirts for everybody, and we have to wear them this afternoon for a group mug shot and look appreciative.
Then that fake fun shot is going on our team website to show everyone what a happy group we are.
Like the way to improve morale is to buy everyone a cheap ugly shirt they'd never wear anywhere else!
Oh, well, I can always use another car wash rag.

We do the same, but with real nice Golf shirts so they wear them often...