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The new woman has been officially downgraded...

mountain muscle

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To short term entertainment status.

Last night she told me she doesn't like dogs. Those who know me know that just won't work.

At least I will have some fun with that hot little body for awhile haha.

She didn't find it te least bit amusing when she asked, "Do you like cats?"

"Sure, I like to feed them to my dogs."

Maybe my timing was off...
 
mountain muscle said:
To short term entertainment status.

Last night she told me she doesn't like dogs. Those who know me know that just won't work.

At least I will have some fun with that hot little body for awhile haha.

She didn't find it te least bit amusing when she asked, "Do you like cats?"

"Sure, I like to feed them to my dogs."

Maybe my timing was off...

Give me her number!
 
Show her a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel puppy and she'll change her mind...unless she hats you. :worried:
 
how can a person NOT like dogs?
 
vixensghost said:
How did you talk her into liking you, dawg? :)


I can not imagine anyone not liking dogs. Bad experience perhaps?

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mountain muscle said:
She didn't find it te least bit amusing when she asked, "Do you like cats?"

"Sure, I like to feed them to my dogs."

Maybe my timing was off...
People are weird, aren't they? I never understood why dog owners don't laugh when I joke about the hamburgers laced with rat poison and ground glass that I toss into dog runs.
 
vixensghost said:
How did you talk her into liking you, dawg? :)


I can not imagine anyone not liking dogs. Bad experience perhaps?


Well, I'm a pretty great guy :)

The problem is not getting them to like me, It's keeping them liking me after they get to know what a pain in the butt I am... lol



Scots still stalks me though...
 
musclemom said:
People are weird, aren't they? I never understood why dog owners don't laugh when I joke about the hamburgers laced with rat poison and ground glass that I toss into dog runs.


You have a problem with comedic timing too eh?
 
mountain muscle said:
Well, I'm a pretty great guy :)

The problem is not getting them to like me, It's keeping them liking me after they get to know what a pain in the butt I am... lol



Scots still stalks me though...


I'd agree with the middle part the first and third....You're way off.

So you ditched me for some bimbo dog hater? Good work ass.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
Her boobs are nicer. And not hairy.


Mine aren't hairy either, I was blessed with a virtual lack of body hair. Now as for nicer I'm not even going to deny that.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
mountain muscle said:
You have a problem with comedic timing too eh?
:whatever:

I've come to the conclusion that some people just can't take a joke when it comes to their animals, that's all there is to it.

See, you and I are both weird when it comes to our furry kids (actually I don't dislike dogs, I just can't own them, a couple of my cats are ferals).

Shit, I won't lie, I like my cats BETTER than my human kids. More reliable, more affectionate, less demanding.
 
musclemom said:
:whatever:

I've come to the conclusion that some people just can't take a joke when it comes to their animals, that's all there is to it.

See, you and I are both weird when it comes to our furry kids (actually I don't dislike dogs, I just can't own them, a couple of my cats are ferals).

Shit, I won't lie, I like my cats BETTER than my human kids. More reliable, more affectionate, less demanding.


Yeah, some people don't find much of anything amusing. My dogs are my kids.

I like cats too, it was just a poorly-timed joke. I had a wild cat I rescued from man camp with a broken leg before the boys.

Did you get the tank replaced yet?
 
mountain muscle said:
Yeah, some people don't find much of anything amusing. My dogs are my kids.

I like cats too, it was just a poorly-timed joke. I had a wild cat I rescued from man camp with a broken leg before the boys.

Did you get the tank replaced yet?


Myself. I would be more worried that she can not take a joke than if she likes cats or dogs.

I love women who can take a joke, and dish it right back.
 
BlueBird said:
Show her a King Charles Cavalier Spaniel puppy and she'll change her mind...unless she hats you. :worried:


Yea it would suck if some one hats you.
 
jnevin said:
My dog has killed 3 cats. The first was strewn about my back yard. It was nasty to clean up after.

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mountain muscle said:
Lol, I have only pulled one cat out of Tyson's mouth. Poor little soggy mess had given up. He shouldn't have scratched Tyson's eye. Evil kitty.

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mountain muscle said:
To short term entertainment status.

Last night she told me she doesn't like dogs. Those who know me know that just won't work.

At least I will have some fun with that hot little body for awhile haha.

She didn't find it te least bit amusing when she asked, "Do you like cats?"

"Sure, I like to feed them to my dogs."

Maybe my timing was off...

How one could not love both dogs AND kittehs is beyond me. She should be sent to a re-education camp. As for you, ATW will be over with some Kitteh slides and I'll bring a keg. We can fix this together. :jenscat
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
How one could not love both dogs AND kittehs is beyond me. She should be sent to a re-education camp. As for you, ATW will be over with some Kitteh slides and I'll bring a keg. We can fix this together. :jenscat

Agreed. I love all animals of the domesticated variety. I grew up with cats, but I'd love to get a dog when I own a house again and have a nice backyard for him/her to play in (I'd want a big dog). I know a GUY who is not a huge fan of dogs and I find that to be the strangest thing. He's very prissy and finicky and thinks dogs are smelly and messy. Fail.
 
i have a soft spot for basset hounds, just cant own one. they are so pathetic looking it makes my heart hurt to look at them.

they drool way too much for me though.
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
How one could not love both dogs AND kittehs is beyond me. She should be sent to a re-education camp. As for you, ATW will be over with some Kitteh slides and I'll bring a keg. We can fix this together. :jenscat

Did you miss the post about me adopting a hurt wild cat?

Still, you can bring the keg over and you two can help me with the garden.
 
What!! Not even entertainment status bro............out the door she goes!! Have some principles man. lol


And what's your problem with cats huh? Cat's are awesome.......if you get a cool one.



QUOTE=mountain muscle]To short term entertainment status.

Last night she told me she doesn't like dogs. Those who know me know that just won't work.

At least I will have some fun with that hot little body for awhile haha.

She didn't find it te least bit amusing when she asked, "Do you like cats?"

"Sure, I like to feed them to my dogs."

Maybe my timing was off...[/QUOTE]
 
all the whey said:


now that's an awesome looking siamese. A good siamese cat is worth it's weight in gold. Good lap pet AND you get to watch them stalk their pray outside like something out of a wild discovery program. Since our cat's died though, there's alot more pretty birds that "dare" venture into the yard. Good memories.
 
canadianhitman said:
She's a cat person...perfectly good reason to dump a woman. Good riddance.
Considering that a higher percentage of females prefer cats to dogs I think you're unnecessarily limiting yourself but c'est la vie.

I don't dislike dogs (shit, come to think of it, there are actually no animals I dislike as a group, maybe some individuals I have personal issues with, but that's between me and them), however, I already share my home with cats and they have made it quite clear they don't like dogs.

My husband and I both prefer the indepence and convenience of cats. Dogs are more emotionally needy and demanding (dogs are a LOT like kids). they get upset/destructive if you don't pay attention to them. Also, they pretty much need to be fed/walked/cleaned up after every day. You just can't leave a dog alone for a week in the house with food and water while you go on vacation. You either take it with you, or have to make accomodations for it.
 
musclemom said:
Considering that a higher percentage of females prefer cats to dogs I think you're unnecessarily limiting yourself but c'est la vie.

I don't dislike dogs (shit, come to think of it, there are actually no animals I dislike as a group, maybe some individuals I have personal issues with, but that's between me and them), however, I already share my home with cats and they have made it quite clear they don't like dogs.

My husband and I both prefer the indepence and convenience of cats. Dogs are more emotionally needy and demanding (dogs are a LOT like kids). they get upset/destructive if you don't pay attention to them. Also, they pretty much need to be fed/walked/cleaned up after every day. You just can't leave a dog alone for a week in the house with food and water while you go on vacation. You either take it with you, or have to make accomodations for it.


Very good points.

But a cat isn't much of a deterrent to a thief. Little shit will just watch them rob you with a smug look on their face.

200lbs. of dog making a racket and shaking doors and fences at 2am does not make a target rich environment for a thief.
 
mountain muscle said:
Did you miss the post about me adopting a hurt wild cat?

Still, you can bring the keg over and you two can help me with the garden.

I DID miss that post! K to you!
 
cindylou said:
i have a soft spot for basset hounds, just cant own one. they are so pathetic looking it makes my heart hurt to look at them.

they drool way too much for me though.

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mountain muscle said:
Very good points.

But a cat isn't much of a deterrent to a thief. Little shit will just watch them rob you with a smug look on their face.

200lbs. of dog making a racket and shaking doors and fences at 2am does not make a target rich environment for a thief.
Damn good point, although my cats wouldn't watch the burglar ... my cats will take one look at a stranger and go hide in the basement rafters.

On the other hand, ADT doesn't need to be walked at 11:00 p.m. in the ice cold pouring rain or think the litterpans are filled with crunchy snacks! :lmao:
 
Dogs are without a doubt the best animals on the planet. I really need to move somewhere that allows them since I don't travel all the time now.

As for cats we have a hate hate relationship and that's fine by me.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
Dogs are without a doubt the best animals on the planet. I really need to move somewhere that allows them since I don't travel all the time now.

As for cats we have a hate hate relationship and that's fine by me.

Cheers,
Scotsman


My neighborhood is full of houses for rent and sale. Then you would be closer to watch my dogs and garden when I head back in the field.
 
Scotsman said:
Dogs are without a doubt the best animals on the planet. I really need to move somewhere that allows them since I don't travel all the time now.

As for cats we have a hate hate relationship and that's fine by me.

Cheers,
Scotsman
Explain that to me, why/how?

I simply cannot understand that, what's there to hate about a cat? I can see understand not caring to own one, but why hate?
 
I would like to own the best of both worlds........a 500 pound african lion!!! Sure, the whole "lap" thing may be out of the question............but build a reiniforced couch and he can at least chill next to you while the two of you watch monday night football. And if you want to talk about burglar deterrence.............you could track anyone that "tried" to break into your home by the trail of feces they leave behind as they test the structural integrity of their choice of running shoes for the evening.
 
redsamurai said:
I would like to own the best of both worlds........a 500 pound african lion!!! Sure, the whole "lap" thing may be out of the question............but build a reiniforced couch and he can at least chill next to you while the two of you watch monday night football. And if you want to talk about burglar deterrence.............you could track anyone that "tried" to break into your home by the trail of feces they leave behind as they test the structural integrity of their choice of running shoes for the evening.


LOL. Big cats are a bit scary brother. I watched a lion crack a still-born calf head in one bite at a park in AZ. Paws as big as my head with a cat mentality. no thanks. But they would be fun to play with.
 
damn cats are cool as hell they can hunt anything

mine are quick as hell and they can move their paws in a way that dogs cant.
 
mountain muscle said:
LOL. Big cats are a bit scary brother. I watched a lion crack a still-born calf head in one bite at a park in AZ. Paws as big as my head with a cat mentality. no thanks. But they would be fun to play with.


I know.........but I can fantasize right? I would have to develop some psychic skills and be able to communicate with the animal on it's level to be able to tame one. The kind of domestication of such animals that you see is typically no more than keeping a slave or something like that. Where the animal pretty much depends on you for food, so there is a tacit understanding. That kind of domestication can turn on you "on a dime". You have to some kind of a personal connection with that kind of an animal where it plainly see's that it's physically superior to you, but for "emotional" reasons it wants to keep you around. Some dude in africa has a giant 20 nile crocodile as a pet. The thing actually swims up to him and they "horse around" in the water. It's freakish. The thing is not kept in an enclosure. It is a wild crocodile that seems to have "befreinded" a human.........insane.
 
mountain muscle said:
My neighborhood is full of houses for rent and sale. Then you would be closer to watch my dogs and garden when I head back in the field.


Yeah but I like where I live now plus I can just crash at your place part time while you're gone.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
musclemom said:
Explain that to me, why/how?

I simply cannot understand that, what's there to hate about a cat? I can see understand not caring to own one, but why hate?


I used to like cats. That all ended when one decided to try to eat my fucking hand, thing bit me for absolutely no reason then just hung on by it's teeth while I attempted to extract it from me. That cat did not land on it's feet!! That was 24 yrs ago and I still carry scars on my hand from it.

Plus house cats are the most useless thing. Farm cats that kill mice, snakes, and such at least do something productive. All housecats do is hold you in contempt of their space and shit in you shoes or on your pillow if you piss them off. I can't abide useless things/animals/people.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Smurfy said:
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fuck this dog was huge. you cant really tell by the angle and he looks small with my 400lb ass petting him lol
so what are you, a deuce? deuce and a half?
 
I def know about the whole points being knocked down thing.
When I was around 20 I dated a Hawian tropic bikini model. Very short lived
Now she was not the hottest of all the girls usually they have 10 or so that show up in a night club and the top 3 always win and the rest of the girls are fillers.
So this girl was a filler but still a 10 by regular standards. After one nite in bed she got knocked down to a 5 .I shoved my cock in her face and she just said " ah I don't do that . I was like just kiss it or something .She just replied no I'm not into kissing it ether,I tried to do that once and didn't like it.
I was like ahh great I almost zipped up my pants and told her to leave fucking bitch.
After that the perfect 10 was a 5 ...
 
chazk said:
I def know about the whole points being knocked down thing.
When I was around 20 I dated a Hawian tropic bikini model. Very short lived
Now she was not the hottest of all the girls usually they have 10 or so that show up in a night club and the top 3 always win and the rest of the girls are fillers.
So this girl was a filler but still a 10 by regular standards. After one nite in bed she got knocked down to a 5 .I shoved my cock in her face and she just said " ah I don't do that . I was like just kiss it or something .She just replied no I'm not into kissing it ether,I tried to do that once and didn't like it.
I was like ahh great I almost zipped up my pants and told her to leave fucking bitch.
After that the perfect 10 was a 5 ...


Oh she wasn't even straight. Any woman that terrified of cock is a lesbian, she just may not know it yet. Real grown straight ass women like men and all the shit we come accessorized with........just like real grown ass men will bury their faces in bush at the drop of a hat.
 
Scotsman said:
I used to like cats. That all ended when one decided to try to eat my fucking hand, thing bit me for absolutely no reason then just hung on by it's teeth while I attempted to extract it from me. That cat did not land on it's feet!! That was 24 yrs ago and I still carry scars on my hand from it.

Plus house cats are the most useless thing. Farm cats that kill mice, snakes, and such at least do something productive. All housecats do is hold you in contempt of their space and shit in you shoes or on your pillow if you piss them off. I can't abide useless things/animals/people.

Cheers,
Scotsman
Thank you for answering me, hun. We are all entitled to our opinions, our likes and dislikes. It would be a very boring world if everyone had the same tastes and preferences. This post is going to run longer than it should, because I have run into cat prejudice and I find it upsetting, resulting in perfectly nice animals suffering unreasonable cruelty from fear and misunderstanding.

Cats are not dogs. They are solitary hunters who also are prey sized. They evolved entirely different interspecies communication methods from dogs. They also lack the facial muscles dogs do (they do not require them since they are generally not pack animals). Cats communicate through body language, eye contact, ear set, tail movement, and minimal vocalizations, which many humans find difficult to interpret.

As for the biting incident, I've never heard of a cat acting that way, ever (dogs, ferrets, rats, hamsters, mice, birds, yes. I know of one woman who was once bitten by a ferret for nearly 30 minutes, she ended up filling a sink with water and submerging her hand and the ferret into the sink). A normally socialized cat would virtually never bite because a cat's first and primary line of defense is their claws (they will mouth in play but bite, never, I've NEVER been bitten by a cat in my entire life). Dogs bite, cats claw. That being said, I've been around cats long enough (and I'm sort of an amateur behavioralist) to realize that plenty of people raise their cats wrong, creating seriously fucked up and neurotic animals. Secondly, if the cat was declawed all bets are off. There is nothing that fucks with a cats head more than being declawed, it can make them crazy and dangerously unpredictable because they have no way to defend themselves. But bear in mind, if all of your fingers and toes were amputated, you would probably be more than a little fucking weird, too.

I have housecats, seven of them. They are not useless, they bring me laughter and comfort and are all quite affectionate, literally fighting each other for the privelege of being on my or my husband's lap or on the bed with us. But our cats are "normal," (read, sane) generally mentally stable and properly socialized, they live in a household where they are treated like cats and not expected to act like children or dogs. They are also very good at killing the odd mouse that makes the mistake of wandering into our house every so often. So my cats serve several purposes, the first and primary being my entertainment, which I consider quite valuable.

Besides, saying you categorically hate anything that serves "no purpose" is ridiculous and probably hypocritical in our culture (unless you live the life of an ascetic). The same could, technically, be said about your tatoos, hun :kiss:

Rant over :FRlol:
 
musclemom said:
Thank you for answering me, hun. We are all entitled to our opinions, our likes and dislikes. It would be a very boring world if everyone had the same tastes and preferences. This post is going to run longer than it should, because I have run into cat prejudice and I find it upsetting, resulting in perfectly nice animals suffering unreasonable cruelty from fear and misunderstanding.

Cats are not dogs. They are solitary hunters who also are prey sized. They evolved entirely different interspecies communication methods from dogs. They also lack the facial muscles dogs do (they do not require them since they are generally not pack animals). Cats communicate through body language, eye contact, ear set, tail movement, and minimal vocalizations, which many humans find difficult to interpret.

As for the biting incident, I've never heard of a cat acting that way, ever (dogs, ferrets, rats, hamsters, mice, birds, yes. I know of one woman who was once bitten by a ferret for nearly 30 minutes, she ended up filling a sink with water and submerging her hand and the ferret into the sink). A normally socialized cat would virtually never bite because a cat's first and primary line of defense is their claws (they will mouth in play but bite, never, I've NEVER been bitten by a cat in my entire life). Dogs bite, cats claw. That being said, I've been around cats long enough (and I'm sort of an amateur behavioralist) to realize that plenty of people raise their cats wrong, creating seriously fucked up and neurotic animals. Secondly, if the cat was declawed all bets are off. There is nothing that fucks with a cats head more than being declawed, it can make them crazy and dangerously unpredictable because they have no way to defend themselves. But bear in mind, if all of your fingers and toes were amputated, you would probably be more than a little fucking weird, too.

I have housecats, seven of them. They are not useless, they bring me laughter and comfort and are all quite affectionate, literally fighting each other for the privelege of being on my or my husband's lap or on the bed with us. But our cats are "normal," (read, sane) generally mentally stable and properly socialized, they live in a household where they are treated like cats and not expected to act like children or dogs. They are also very good at killing the odd mouse that makes the mistake of wandering into our house every so often. So my cats serve several purposes, the first and primary being my entertainment, which I consider quite valuable.

Besides, saying you categorically hate anything that serves "no purpose" is ridiculous and probably hypocritical in our culture (unless you live the life of an ascetic). The same could, technically, be said about your tatoos, hun :kiss:

Rant over :FRlol:


I definitely agree that everyone is entitled to their opinion. I don't expect anyone to care/agree with mine on anything for that very reason.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
juiceddreadlocks said:
we had some badass barn cats, they both lived to be around 20 y/o...
I don't think any of the cats I had at the barns lived to be older than 10. They never died of natural causes. Hunters, dogs or cars, usually. I never did understand why some fucker sitting in a tree waiting for a deer to wander by would shoot the cats in the fields, not like they were competitors or would frighten the deer away. Just plain meanness was all I could figure.
 
mountain muscle said:
How did this thread go from new woman to kitty talk?

Oh wait, I get it.


(ATW explained it to me)
:kitty:

Right now I have a kitty sitting on top of my kitty :p (no, seriously, my cat Misty is sitting on my lap).
 
musclemom said:
:kitty:

Right now I have a kitty sitting on top of my kitty :p (no, seriously, my cat Misty is sitting on my lap).


Are you certain you're still married?


I am pretty useful around the house. Oh and I like kitty's.
 
musclemom said:
Shit, I won't lie, I like my cats BETTER than my human kids. More reliable, more affectionate, less demanding.


do you LOVE your kids more though? are they your biological kids?
 
nimbus said:
do you LOVE your kids more though? are they your biological kids?
I said LIKE didn't I :rolleyes:

The love I feel for my kids is, literally, unconditional. I don't have much in common with them, I don't necessarily approve of the decisions they make, the things they enjoy, but I'd kill or die for my kids, without hesitation. Yes, I love my kids dearly.

One biological, two steps.
 
nimbus said:
do your steps refer to you as "the witch"
Naaa. I'd have to correct them, anyway (and no, I'm not dense, I'm just choosing to ignore the incredibly obvious), I'm a pagan who studies/practices Wicca (specifically, in the Western ceremonial tradition) not a witch.

None of our kids have any interest in our spiritual pursuits. They walk by the altar I have in the hallway and don't even give it a second glance :rolleyes: I've always burned candles and incense and played weird music, they don't think twice about it.
 
mountain muscle said:
Well, I'm a pretty great guy :)

The problem is not getting them to like me, It's keeping them liking me after they get to know what a pain in the butt I am...

Ain't that the f*cking truth.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
Trees > Jesus
:lmao:

Well, I'd be lying if I said I liked Jesus more than trees, so there is that. And, on the whole, I think trees have done, and will continue to do more for the planet, than Jesus. Jesus you can live without, oxygen you can't.
 
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