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GoldenDelicious
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Re: The killer staph virus has reached my town.. My moms boyfriend got it last week a
im into making people do what i want, because i actually know what im talking about, using whatever language is needed to convey ideas that will facilitate that process
"buy the fucking product. spray it on the machine. it sterilizes stuff, youll be safe"
"thankyou mr pharmacist youre so smart you just fixed my life and all my problems i feel so good now"
"i know. thatll be a dollar fifty. now get your mangy arse out of my shop, i have jellybeans to sell"
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pft. "if you have a robust immune system you dont need antibiotics!" "but what about those people that had robust immune systems that died?" "oh except THEM, i forgot about those ones" PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
youre right. instead of giving people a simple statement that would induce a high rate of compliance in a language that they understand, i should instead be literally correct (just to please pick3), inform them that sterility in a non surgical or non laboritory setting was impossible, tell them that the proper term for the idea they were describing was "disinfect", to inform them that some of the potential pathogen may remain (which would of course, beg the counter question "if youre not going ot kill ALL the bug, whats the point?" which would then lead onto a discussion that there are billions of bugs adjacent that would replenish the bacterial population on the equipment anyway, and then after 10 minutes of fucking talking to a patient about the intricate details of wahts actually happening at ground zero microbiologically on their gym equipment, theyll probably walk out of your pharmacy confused as hell, not remember a fucking thing (because patients typically remember 3 ideas from every encounter with them), and probably tell themselves that the pharmacist is a fucking idiot who doesnt know what hes talking about because he cant even understand why stuff that says "sterilizer" doesnt sterilize stuff, like DUH it says so on the bottlePICK3 said:I quit reading your post after the "inform your gym owner and get the equipment sterilized several times a day (there are many sprays that will do this, most of which are cheap, not this $15 a pop bullshit) including dumbbells" comment.
im into making people do what i want, because i actually know what im talking about, using whatever language is needed to convey ideas that will facilitate that process
"buy the fucking product. spray it on the machine. it sterilizes stuff, youll be safe"
"thankyou mr pharmacist youre so smart you just fixed my life and all my problems i feel so good now"
"i know. thatll be a dollar fifty. now get your mangy arse out of my shop, i have jellybeans to sell"
THE END
pft. "if you have a robust immune system you dont need antibiotics!" "but what about those people that had robust immune systems that died?" "oh except THEM, i forgot about those ones" PFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTT
