The "I wear pants" syndrome

[sensational]

Little rant here.

So, I was squatting today and in pain as usual because, well, legs hurt and suck to train.

I look around the gym and see a couple of decent physiques, all of them sporting 3 year old girl legs!

Why oh why, aren't people man enough to get under the bar, drag their ass to their ankles, and squat until they become men?

It has led to the epidemic known as the "I wear pants"...because I don't train legs syndrome.

(Authors note: The "I wear pants" syndrome is a dysfunction very similar to FLS (Fake lat syndrome) and is rumored to be caused by an abnormally large vagina.

 

[the elite addict]

Yeah good post. Although I disagee that one has a decent physique, without decent wheels. I actually enjoy leg day. Squating is the ultimate excerise. You are right though... People don't want to MAN THE FUCK UP and SQUAT!

 

[ryno9000]

I agree legs need to be trained. I disagree with this modern day "squats are the best thing a man can do" mentality. To me it is just an elitest thing, overrated in my opinion. And dying to know what are fake lats?

 

[conundrum]

fake lats or inflated lats syndrome..(ILS)..

When some meathead walks around like he's carrying a keg under each arm.

 

[dopename]

Yeah, It's rare to see anyone in my gym doing squats

 

[Greatercow]

fake lats or inflated lats syndrome..(IFLS)..

When some meathead walks around like he's carrying a keg under each arm.

hhaha man youve just painted such an exact image of some guy in my gym 5'6" 110 lbs preacher curl membership moron

 

[sensational]

Yeah good post. Although I disagee that one has a decent physique, without decent wheels. I actually enjoy leg day. Squating is the ultimate excerise. You are right though... People don't want to MAN THE FUCK UP and SQUAT!

I didn't clarify completely, appears to have a decent physique, because they are wearing pants. I.e. good upper body.

 

[ceo]

I agree legs need to be trained. I disagree with this modern day "squats are the best thing a man can do" mentality. To me it is just an elitest thing, overrated in my opinion. And dying to know what are fake lats?

hard to beat squats and deads to get the whole body growing.

 

[702daswoll1]

Im in Vegas and train at the same Golds as Cutler and sure as fuck you never see anyone doing squats even at what some consider to be a "hardcore gym". Go figure..

 

[bluetoolpaul]

I had to wait about 20 minutes for the squat rack while a guy did curls today.....