the "I think velvett is hot" thread

[kronk]

I would say she was hot, but she will just ignore me like she did on the other thread

 

[velvett]

im honest too...ready? im a worthless piece of shit who looks out of shape, is ugly and doesnt deserve to be held in the same light as anyone who works out, day in and day out i look worse.

hows that for honesty?

Don't make me limp, hop and drive over and beat those sorts thoughts out of you. Because I will, AND I will bring the 21lb pussy with me.

 

[big4life]

Velvett is one amazing lady in many ways.

 

[naturally anabolic]

i only speak the truth!

 

[Frackal]

that's RED eye- not slack eye.


Frackal gets my cat.

Hear that you fuckers! Now back up!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Hear that you fuckers! Now back up!

You can have the damned cat. Most of us want the pussy. Wait a second...isn't she married?

 

[Ffactor]

...sorry - I was trying to dress you up a bit......


I forgot she has a HUGE pussy

There's nothing wrong with a HUGE pussy. I've been looking for one to crawl into and spend the remainder of my days in. All I need is some high quality pussy juice to survive.

 

[Ffactor]

I've noticed on multiple occasions now that threads on here that were looking to fill out nicely as all out wars, flame fests, and be really chock full of poop references will frequently break off into "velvett is hot" threads.

I figure, I'm helping the board out by just having this one thread where people can vent out their sexual angst towards her and she can respond and I can just stay away from this thread.

nothing against velvett and all, I see she is hot, and I'm sure she is a fantastic person, and we all know she has a great rack and all - but I just don't worship her.
so this thread isn't the place for me.

but I want all the others to have their own happy home, a place where they can come back to after a long day and wack off and every now and then post about how much they want to do wonderful things to various parts of her anatomy, and some might even talk about her intellect.

Okay, so I'm out - but you guys go ahead and do what you need - and maybe for future flame wars where people want to start lovin on her - people could just go ahead and say "please see the thread about wanting velvett - b/c I'm about to add some more shit there"

alrighty then - do your thing.

Awwwww....seems like our Happy is in love!

 

[Frackal]

Natty would you stop with the self deprecation, I dont believe you really believe it and if you do give it a rest

 

[b fold the truth]

Am I the only one who has never seen her?

Hmmm...I'm not for sure what she looks like either...

B True