the "I think velvett is hot" thread

[naturally anabolic]

all i can say is DAMN! velv's a hottie!

 

[saint808]

The truth:

She is pasty
One leg is shorter than the other
Has uncontrolable bed-head
Swollen eyes
Runny nose
All coughy and sniffly
She also has a slack eye
....her laugh is her only saving grace

well damn... I never thought much of her before but now I have an uncontrolable urge to worship her... my god that is just so sexy sounding... take me now Miss Velvett.

 

[velvett]

that's RED eye- not slack eye.


Frackal gets my cat.

 

[The Shadow]

that's RED eye- not slack eye.


Frackal gets my cat.

...sorry - I was trying to dress you up a bit......


I forgot she has a HUGE pussy

 

[Nathan]

Oh come one. Now i have to know what she looks like. This is ridiculous. You can't just say she's hot and everything and then not back it up. That really isn't fair and gets the curiosity really going.

 

[saint808]

hey wait a minute... i think you are lying corn... you are just trying to keep us all away you jealous selfish bastard... it goes far beyond what you think is attraction... this thread is a shrine!

 

[The Shadow]

I speak the truth

She will own up to the gimpy comment and the hair comment - and she does have a red eye and she's really snotty and wheezy and has a hella-huge pussy

Just wait - she'll recognize

 

[naturally anabolic]

shut your piehole bulky!

 

[The Shadow]

I may be bulky but I am honest

 

[naturally anabolic]

im honest too...ready? im a worthless piece of shit who looks out of shape, is ugly and doesnt deserve to be held in the same light as anyone who works out, day in and day out i look worse.

hows that for honesty?