The first time I fucked a straight man.....

[AAP]

What a blunderfuck that turned out to be.

 

[patsfan1379]

I tried.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did he put up much of a fight?

 

[Sub-Zero]

the first time i fucked a straight man he got aids

 

[MichaelScott]

wtf

 

[heatherrae]

What a blunderfuck that turned out to be.

Me too. Don't feel bad.

 

[BigRupe]

Did he put up much of a fight?

LMAO now that was funny!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Me too. Don't feel bad.

sex is only as good as the willingness to teach of the more experienced one.


unless your banging complete womanizers, theres no way they will be as experienced as you, no offense (slut).

but for real, if your a selfish "mememem" impatient lover, then youl only be getting awsome sex from people with stds

 

[AAP]

There was a lot of shrieking and crying and trying to get away.... from the first minute I saw his back hair.

He said "you want to sit on it?"

I couldn't stop laughing for seventeen minutes. I was like "you fucking kidding me right?"

 

[MichaelScott]

i thought u were a virgin?