The first rule when entering a man's car......

[chris302001]

is?

 

[-Ariel-]

Ignore Clutter...
And don't take control of stereo system...
And always thanx for the lift.
I had lost my license for too many speeding tickets and had to get to campus from school last year and back mainly through bummage alota rides.
CRV navigates alot slower nowadays.

 

[chris302001]

Respect a man's car, a man respects you.

And the second rule?

 

[_Yossarian_]

no chicks with dicks

 

[lostinfitness]

second rule is: massage prostate while being driven

 

[Scotsman]

Respect a man's car, a man respects you.

And the second rule?

Road head is the univerally accepted payment from all wimminz. Men can either provide beer or gas money.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[chris302001]

lol the answer is greet the man.....

Have none of you seen the Transporter?

 

[stephen4327]

give him the goods

 

[Scotsman]

lol the answer is greet the man.....

Have none of you seen the Transporter?

Transporter 2 I think you mean.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. Black]

Do not bitch about my music!

 

[Six8]

Road head is the univerally accepted payment from all wimminz. Men can either provide beer or gas money.

Cheers,
Scotsman

Around here its gas grass or ass

 

[Smurfy]

I drive.

 

[princesa]

Ignore Clutter...
And don't take control of stereo system...
And always thanx for the lift.
I had lost my license for too many speeding tickets and had to get to campus from school last year and back mainly through bummage alota rides.
CRV navigates alot slower nowadays.

I'm sorry, I can't ignore the clutter
It's such a big turn off
I agree with the rest...

 

[chris302001]

Transporter 2 I think you mean.

Cheers,
Scotsman

I believe your right.....I dont think I've seen the first one

 

[Scotsman]

I believe your right.....I dont think I've seen the first one

I liked the first one better. You better get on that though the third one comes out soon.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Cutiebaby]

Change the music

 

[PICK3]

gas, grass, or ass ... nobody rides in the Yaris for free

 

[chris302001]

nobody rides in the Yaris for free

or because they want to...

 

[Smurfy]

or because they want to...

lololol

 

[ortiz34]

I drive.

that's scary

 

[*ebony*]

lolol...don't be scared chris, you can get in a car with me, i'll even make my voice all feminine and stuff.

 

[chris302001]

lolol...don't be scared chris, you can get in a car with me, i'll even make my voice all feminine and stuff.

ummmm, what do you mean by "make" your voice all feminine?

 

[*ebony*]

ummmm, what do you mean by "make" your voice all feminine?

lolololol

 

[Smurfy]

lolol...don't be scared chris, you can get in a car with me, i'll even make my voice all feminine and stuff.

wtf!

 

[chris302001]

wtf!

lol I'm scared!

 

[*ebony*]

LOLOLOLOL...OMG, my sides hurt from laughing!

 

[Smurfy]

LOLOLOLOL...OMG, my sides hurt from laughing!

no that was me kicking you in the ovaries

 

[*ebony*]

no that was me kicking you in the ovaries

OMG..lolololol

 

[chris302001]

LOLOLOLOL...OMG, my sides hurt from laughing!

You really are a doode alter arent you?

 

[*ebony*]

You really are a doode alter arent you?

do you need more K messages to prove to you that there is nothing to be scared of?

 

[Smurfy]

do you need more k messages to prove to you that there is nothing to be scared of?

bantded!

 

[chris302001]

"nothing to be scared of?"

Pick3 tried to tell me the same thing.........

lololol!!!!!

 

[*ebony*]

bantded!

lol....you can have one too..

 

[Smurfy]

lol....you can have one too..

well come on with it then, woman!

 

[*ebony*]

well come on with it then, woman!

oh.....did you check your K?!?!

lololol

 

[Creepusmaximus]

First thing Smurfy does when getting in a guys car is tilt the steering wheel up.

Haha. Rim shot.

Didn't bother to read thew the thread.